Cloakroom Reviews

Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and serve alcohol....

I went on a tuesday night at 8pm (when they open) with a work buddy during a trip.  Located on the second level of the  building above a restaurant we were met at the...

Was walking by this place after an evening work event, and decided to stop in to check it out. It's on the second floor above a restaurant, with a sports bar above it. Doorman...

Went on a weekday evening around 8 pm. Got a drink pretty quickly. There were only about 8 dancers working at the time. It was a chill environment. No one cam and pestered me...

Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York. It's in a pretty good location, very accessible by Metro. The club itself is decently spaced out. The chair section can get a little cramped...

Things were pretty dead for a Thursday night, but decide to hit up Cloakroom ahead of a dinner meeting. Layout has been discussed and nothing stood out as being significantly different since my visit...

Back in DC for work. Last time I was here, I visited Camelot and thought it was a decent time. This time I’m staying a walking distance away from Cloackroom so decided to check...

This gentleman’s club located in the Mount Vernon Square area in Washington, DC has been in operation for about three years. It looks like being remodeled from a warehouse; despite the decor and the...

I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all...

Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It...

I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is fairly busy...

The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are $14 and...

I stopped into Cloakroom on a recent weeknight. $20 cover. It was early evening and there were very few customers there but there were 20+ dancers. They kept the main stage active despite the...

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED...

I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery...

Cloakroom is near the Mount Vernon Triangle area of DC. It's across the street from BarTaco, a LAZ parking lot, and a 7-11. It's a fairly busy/bustling place, with a lot of...

The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs....

After briefly stopping in at Good Guys Club (not our style) and Archibald’s (completely dead) my wife and I took an Uber over to the Cloakroom on a Thursday night. Outside of the building is...

Very nice, clean and upscale looking venue. Standard mixed clientele,standard strip club music, maybe less rap than some places. No dress code to my knowledge (I was wearing a tshirt/jeans/sneakers), But probably like most...

Went to the cloakroom while in DC for a conference. I have heard that DC clubs aren’t worth the money, and overall I would have to agree. However, I still enjoyed the club and...

I decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening. I got to the door just before they started charging cover at 6pm. I’m glad I did because I thought I heard the cover was...

Cloak Room (CR) is a really upscale club right in the heart of DC - within 5 min walk of Convention Center so very accessible for visitors. Neighborhood is 'totally' safe. Entrance,...

I had visited here before and was turned off by the $20 cover charge before ordering a +$10 drink. Also I had visited early in the evening and there was only one or two...

Cloakroom is the club I frequent most often and there are a number of reasons why. First off, I like the variety and diversity of the dancers better than the other clubs in the...

Got stuck in the area on a layover, thought I would explore the scene. Did not know about the restrictions in DC, may not have gone out. My experience - bouncer advised me of...