Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Cloakroom Reviews

• review

  21 days ago
  Over all the best place in DC

  Things I like: wide variety of girls - different ethnicities and different breast sizes. I’m a white meat guy. And they are nude. I’m not use to places that are nude and serve alcohol....
  Comments: 1

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  20 days ago

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  PAWG_Patrol
  Juergo

  Virginia
• review

  6 months ago
  Too expensive but still fun

  I went on a tuesday night at 8pm (when they open) with a work buddy during a trip.  Located on the second level of the  building above a restaurant we were met at the...
  nottacop
• review

  6 months ago
  A Decent Club for DC

  Was walking by this place after an evening work event, and decided to stop in to check it out. It's on the second floor above a restaurant, with a sports bar above it. Doorman...
  juand74
• review

  7 months ago
  Weekday Visit

  Went on a weekday evening around 8 pm. Got a drink pretty quickly. There were only about 8 dancers working at the time. It was a chill environment. No one cam and pestered me...
  Joe555574
• review

  a year ago
  Decent for a night out to see some hot dancers on stage.

  Visited on a weekend trip to DC from New York. It's in a pretty good location, very accessible by Metro. The club itself is decently spaced out. The chair section can get a little cramped...
  SteepClub
• review

  a year ago
  Most fun to have in a DC Club (Doesn't mean much)

  Things were pretty dead for a Thursday night, but decide to hit up Cloakroom ahead of a dinner meeting. Layout has been discussed and nothing stood out as being significantly different since my visit...
  siddog

  North Carolina
• review

  a year ago
  Very DC - overpriced and underdelivered, but probably someplace I will return to

  Back in DC for work. Last time I was here, I visited Camelot and thought it was a decent time. This time I’m staying a walking distance away from Cloackroom so decided to check...
  Trainne
• review

  a year ago
  A decent Adult Club—needing improvement

  This gentleman’s club located in the Mount Vernon Square area in Washington, DC has been in operation for about three years. It looks like being remodeled from a warehouse; despite the decor and the...
  Salmi
• review

  a year ago
  Way too expensive

  I went to Cloakroom DC after dinner around 8 PM. The guy in the front stopped me and asked if I had a belt on, I was wearing fishing pants. It seems they're all...
  popsmokefan20
• review

  a year ago
  D.C. Cab was underrated

  Washington, D.C. Friday night. On a DC strip club journey, first stop. You know what for better or worse, whatever happens I really dig places where you can strip club hop on foot. It...
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  Muddy
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  a year ago
  DC club, like the DC government, expensive and unfulfilling

  I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is fairly busy...
  Comments: 4

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  a year ago

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  ash_cash
  Frankcastle

  Georgia
• review

  a year ago
  Classy club with truly beautiful women

  The Cloakroom is a classy 'gentlemans club' that delivers on expectations. Upon walking in there were two hot girls dancing on stage, fully nude. Cover is $20 and beers are $14 and...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  Salmi
  area_5

  New Jersey
• review

  2 years ago
  Great Dancers But Very Expensive

  I stopped into Cloakroom on a recent weeknight. $20 cover. It was early evening and there were very few customers there but there were 20+ dancers. They kept the main stage active despite the...
  Comments: 4

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  a year ago

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  funonthaside
  williamhjensen
• review

  2 years ago
  Algorithm yields glitz not grace

  Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  funonthaside
  bigfella1975
• review

  2 years ago
  It’s DC, but if you keep your expectations realistic cloakroom has good eye candy in a nice environment

  I was in dc having dinner with some non-club friends and afterwards a couple suggested we go to cloakroom. I feigned innocence and said sure, knowing it was dc and there wasn’t much debauchery...
  Hank Moody

  I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
• review

  2 years ago
  My Co-Workers wanted to go to CloakRoom, and...

  Cloakroom is near the Mount Vernon Triangle area of DC. It's across the street from BarTaco, a LAZ parking lot, and a 7-11. It's a fairly busy/bustling place, with a lot of...
  Comments: 2

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  2 years ago

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  Hank Moody
  DDC4
• review

  2 years ago
  Got a great dance, but weird used car negotiation type experience

  The Cloakroom is a pretty classy joint. Definitely feels high end, but has some annoying policies, some of which are just the laws of DC, I assume. Bouncer scans ID outside and directs you upstairs....
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  Orlimar
  MayorBeauJames
• review

  2 years ago
  Great Dancers, but not cheap

  After briefly stopping in at Good Guys Club (not our style) and Archibald’s (completely dead) my wife and I took an Uber over to the Cloakroom on a Thursday night. Outside of the building is...
  Comments: 3

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  2 years ago

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  Cheo_D
  Rosewater
• review

  2 years ago
  The “good for DC” chronicles

  Very nice, clean and upscale looking venue. Standard mixed clientele,standard strip club music, maybe less rap than some places. No dress code to my knowledge (I was wearing a tshirt/jeans/sneakers), But probably like most...
  Nik2046
• review

  5 years ago
  Good time, for DC clubs

  Went to the cloakroom while in DC for a conference. I have heard that DC clubs aren’t worth the money, and overall I would have to agree. However, I still enjoyed the club and...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  cipdevice
  Musa22
• review

  5 years ago
  Slow night

  I decided to stop in on a Wednesday evening. I got to the door just before they started charging cover at 6pm. I’m glad I did because I thought I heard the cover was...
  Drkcrnr

  Virginia
• review

  5 years ago
  Beautiful ... But Pricey

  Cloak Room (CR) is a really upscale club right in the heart of DC - within 5 min walk of Convention Center so very accessible for visitors. Neighborhood is 'totally' safe. Entrance,...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  Gavinhernandez
  Orlimar

  Pennsy'lvania
• review

  5 years ago
  Second chance

  I had visited here before and was turned off by the $20 cover charge before ordering a +$10 drink. Also I had visited early in the evening and there was only one or two...
  Drkcrnr

  Virginia
• review

  5 years ago
  Great Club watch out for CC fees

  Cloakroom is the club I frequent most often and there are a number of reasons why. First off, I like the variety and diversity of the dancers better than the other clubs in the...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  Customernumerouno
  Customernumerouno
• review

  5 years ago
  great for those with more income than I

  Got stuck in the area on a layover, thought I would explore the scene. Did not know about the restrictions in DC, may not have gone out. My experience - bouncer advised me of...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  Tiberius444
  FatElf73

  New Jersey