Booby Trap On The River Reviews

The great 3 year decline. Booby Trap on the river used to be my spot as I would end up here after a crazy night/morning out at night clubs. Usually arriving anywhere between 7-9am....

The place itself seemed fine a little dated. The DJ just kept yelling but when he did let the music play it was urban music not bad really. No general seating unless you reserve...

Short and sweet "review", though there's not a lot to review, but an honest experience that will hopefully save others from wasting their time. Had a couple hours to kill before a flight,...

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it...

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me. I was...

Overall had a good experience at BTR. Went for the first time at about 2am after a night out, and honesty was pretty dead on a Thursday night. Pretty much everywhere you read online,...

I decided to go into Booby Trap on the River in the afternoon on a Saturday afternoon because I wanted to see what the hype was all about. For many celebrities (music artists), this...

Booby Trap on the River probably has the highest concentration of IG level models/dancers (aside from maybe Eleven) in Miami and this is pretty much any night of the week after about 3-4 am....

This was the worst strip club I’ve ever experienced. Before you walk in you get felt up real good by security. I don’t think that’s a problem personally. I love knowing the other dudes don’t...

I probably went to early. 730 on a Monday I was the only dude there and there were eight girls ranging from 6 to 6 1/2. I went to the bar to get a beer...

I checked into the Booby Trap on a Monday night not expecting much. It wasn't a Saturday so the place wouldn't be crowded which I prefer actually. When I entered the place,...

I was just returning from a trip where I had a layover in Miami. My flight didn’t leave till Sunday morning so I figured I would find a club near the airport where I...

We were visiting Miami and got adventurous at midnight in the bout of drunken courage and decided to go to a strip club for the first time. So, we entered the club at 12:00,...

Was in Downtown Miami with a group of guys and we got the late night twitch for some fun.. Took an uber there and after rolling through an industrial back road we see the...

Continuing my last tourist stop - the Booby Trap on the river, close to my hotel by the airport. I should stress that if you want sex, skip the strip clubs and go to...

Will not spend time reviewing layout, etc. You can get a good insight on how the club looks like from their website. Went there around 2 PM trying to kill time between flights - had...

I went here on a Thursday night. The club was packed with people and some really gorgeous dancers. The dancers were mostly Latina but some black girls and maybe one white girl. There was...

From the moment I stepped in here, I knew it was a bad idea. First it was the disconnect between the cover charge ($25) and the condition of the place. I figured for a...

I arrived at around 11 PM via Lyft. There about 6 bouncers gathered our front. No one seemed interested and, in spite of being the only customer trying to enter, no one acknowledged...

I remember when this club first opened. It was clearly going to be a party club, being that it was pitching a 24/7 schedule, but I thought it would end up being the anti-Eleven....

This was the first strip club I have visited since they reopened during the COVID-19 pandemic. Booby Trap reopened on June 12, and I went on June 13. This was my first trip to...

Nicely decorated, dancers available is 2 to 1, A lot of the dancers look beautiful and they definitely come in a variety of sizes from skinny to beautifully thick. The DJ and music were...

So I’ve been here a few times over the years. When they first re-opened, it was incredibly dead with hardly any girls. Then I didn’t come for a while. The next...

I went here on a Monday evening back in march after ultra. I figured with all the hotels still being full on monday their would be some people at the strip club. The layout...

As I reached I was charged a $25 entry fee... it was my first time here, so while it seemed a bit steep, I was game to give it a chance. The entrance was...