Booby Trap On The River
3615 NW S River Dr Miami, FL 33142

will not be coming back

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Mar 7, 2022, 8:57 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

From the moment I stepped in here, I knew it was a bad idea. First it was the disconnect between the cover charge ($25) and the condition of the place. I figured for a friday night, it was normal, but when I got past the doors it didn't look or sound like what I was expecting. It was a dive. I was immediately grabbed by a waitress and a stripper. The music was LOUD - so loud the waitress couldn't make out what I ordered. It was just a vodka tonic, nothing complicated. The girl was pushy and grabby (not in a good way). Combine that with the noise and I couldn't tell if they were asking me to buy them a drink, sit down with them, get a lap dance or something else.

I quickly got away from those two and made my way to the bar to order a drink and take a longer look at the place and the other girls. 15$ for a mixed drink, again a bit high for the condition of the place and quality of the girls. I wouldn't get a dance with any of the girls I saw in there. I wouldn't say I have high standards, but I need them to have either a nice face, nice body, or nice personality. Any one of the three I'm willing to give a girl a shot. Unfortunately the girl with the nicest body was the one that grabbed me in the beginning, so that was a big turn off.

The one positive thing about this place is that the girls actually dance on the pole - not just walk around and move a little to the music. I tipped a couple of dancers and left for another place after finishing my drink.

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