Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens Cabaret Reviews

• review

  2 years ago
  Pretty Nice Day

  I had just finished up at a weekend long bachelor party that had no strippers. I decided to stop for a much needed tune up at my favorite pitch black den filled with women...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  FLAP3000
  Tomatlas469
• review

  2 years ago
  Previously more open... but not today

  I've been here many times before but this was my first visit in a few months. I've previously characterized Kittens as "hit or miss" since I've had some enjoyable visits and some visits...
  Comments: 4

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  SCP
  PortlandDave

  California
• review

  2 years ago
  Yawn.

  This place was pretty mediocre. Came in skeptical based on the reviews here. I must say, I didn't experience any real hustles or rip-offs. That said, the girls are very straight to the point....
  Comments: 4

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  MayorBeauJames
  MayorBeauJames
• review

  2 years ago
  Monday

  Decided to take a look at Kittens after a not so good experience at Pandoras. Made my way into what seems like the darkest club in Seattle. I have a hard time...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  509bad
  509bad
• review

  2 years ago
  Enough girls around but rather chubby

  I went to the club on Tuesday and then Wednesday. I know that these days are usually slow in most strip clubs but I remembered that this club was typically frequented by a lot...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  CASTICA
  CASTICA

  Arizona
• review

  2 years ago
  This Place Just Keeps Getting Better

  This was Friday. What better way to spend a day then to pay sluts to get naked for you. I decided to venture down the I-5 for a Kittens retry, given my last experience...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  unclewillSea
  SCP

  I’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
• review

  2 years ago
  Fizzled Out on the Fourth

  I don't know why I keep coming here. Especially on holidays. Tonight on the 4th of July was 100x better than my last visit on Mother's Day however. A cool, crisp July evening. Parking...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  marty_mcfly
  throwawayname2017

  Washington
• review

  2 years ago
  Friday evenings can get crazy

  As many previous reviewers have noted, Kittens can be a hit or a miss. If you're looking for the best lineup Friday/Saturday evenings are the best. If you're looking for mileage go during the...
  Comments: 6

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  stripper_friend
  shunquintonrum
• review

  2 years ago
  Kitten's at noon today

  Just got back from a satisfactory trip to to Kittens in the south part of Seattle. I arrived a little after noon. As many previous fellas have noted, when you walk inside you are...
  Comments: 7

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  marty_mcfly
  TBCTBC

  Washington
• review

  2 years ago
  Nice low key visit. Brie is back!

  Obligatory club info - kind of a dive, next to a bar (so you can have a drink before or after), semi-guarded parking lot (someone watches it on and off), there is some street...
  Comments: 2

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  marty_mcfly
  stripper_friend

  Washington
• review

  2 years ago
  Fun time at kittens on Sunday

  I was in town so I decided to stop by my favorite seedy club and satisfy my pervy desires. I was short on cash this day but I decided to go anyway. I pull...
  Comments: 1

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  unclewillSea
  Tomatlas469
• review

  2 years ago
  A Risky But Rewarding Saturday Afternoon

  So another swing-by to Kittens has been on my to-do list. With it Saturday (as in today) being sort of sunnyish for once, I ventured out. Having partook in some excessive libation the next...
  Comments: 4

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  unclewillSea
  SCP

  I’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
• review

  2 years ago
  Bad Friday day-shift visit

  This was probably my most unpleasant visit to a Seattle strip club, or any strip club for that matter. Friday afternoon, around 4 or 5pm. I walk in and pay the cover, $11 I...
  Comments: 15

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  SCP
  ashevillenoob

  Washington
• review

  2 years ago
  Not as advertised (in a good way)

  I had a great time at Kittens. I was expecting ROBs accosting me as soon as I walked in and girls demanding more money than they deserved. But what I got were two girls...
  Comments: 8

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  River
  ericinthe206

  Seattle
• review

  2 years ago
  Kittens-Still Worth It, But Be Careful

  Kittens always gets a bad rap for the scam reputation, the drama between the dancers (just ask any Pandora ex-Kittens veteran, ) and the often times hands-on management. None of this bothers me, aside...
  Comments: 7

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  marty_mcfly
  SCP

  I’ll be in the darkest LDA corner…
• review

  2 years ago
  Tuesday tickles

  Visited on a Tuesday afternoon about two weeks ago. Parking lot was about half full, so figured there would be a decent amount of dancers and a few PL's so I would not...
  Comments: 10

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  SCP
  froggy2

  Washington
• review

  2 years ago
  Uninspiring Wednesday Night in May

  I visited Kittens Cabaret around 12:45am on a Wednesday night (May 11th). I stayed for about an hour. Before visiting Kittens, I stopped by Sugars in north Seattle. Sugars had around eight dancers;...
  Comments: 1

  last:

  2 years ago

  by

  marty_mcfly
  marty_mcfly
• review

  2 years ago
  Not so good visits

  i visited kittens 3-4 times over in the last 6 months and my experiences has been mixed . Being a non alcohol place is a bummer but the bar next door makes up...
  dip007
• review

  3 years ago
  More nudity in the parking lot than in the club

  Not a stranger to Kittens, but it has been some time since I've been down here. Usually I opt for the easier drive and action at Pandora's, but none of the girls posted on...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  Club_Goer_Seattle
  throwawayname2017

  Washington
• review

  3 years ago
  GIrls know why there are there

  First off, most reviews I’ve seen from Washington State clubs all seem to complain about high prices and ROBs, limits on extras imposed by corporately owned clubs. There was a discussion on the board...
  Comments: 5

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  gotoguy
  gotoguy

  Florida
• review

  3 years ago
  Kittens and Pre-Roll = Fun Night

  I visited Kittens Cabaret around 11:00pm on a Thursday night (April 14th). I stayed for about two hours, with a couple of LDs. I had a lot of fun; but Kittens has...
  Comments: 4

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  River
  marty_mcfly
• review

  3 years ago
  Vultures Fly South

  I don’t generally write reviews after EVERY sc visit. Some visits are so uneventful or just don’t offer anything different to share about a particular place. The reason I wrote this review is to...
  Comments: 3

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  TBCTBC
  FLAP3000

  Illinois
• review

  3 years ago
  Unicorn Visit Maybe?

  Same Old same old as far as the layout and initial experience. Dark as hell inside, small round dirty ass tables, chewing gum stuck to the floor. $16 to get in, and they tax...
  Comments: 7

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  drewcareypnw
  FLAP3000

  Illinois
• review

  3 years ago
  I Did Get To Pet Some Kitty

  After 2 botched missions earlier on Sunday (Pandora’s was a bust…I did see Martina for the 1st time but she did nothing for me) and Sugar’s (only 2 girls there: Vee and Chandler and...
  Comments: 1

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  FLAP3000
  FLAP3000

  Illinois
• review

  3 years ago
  I’m the Fool Today

  I have been here before, and enjoyed myself so decided to try again. What a waste … First the obligatory details. Parking is good. Patrons are average. There’s an older guy who really hovers, he’s...
  Comments: 7

  last:

  3 years ago

  by

  stripper_friend
  Ballerfaller45