Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens Cabaret Reviews

• review

  a year ago
  Fun times with Michelle

  I just got back from a fun visit to Kittens. The club details have been provided in other reviews, but today there was some construction out by the front door. I am not sure...
  Comments: 6

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  a year ago

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  Context21
  TBCTBC

  Washington
• review

  a year ago
  I had an itch

  So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as...
  Comments: 6

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  a year ago

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  Maximust
  Baristafan
• review

  a year ago
  Patience with a little buttercup

  Was out with some friends on a weds night for some happy hour in the downtown area. Although our happy hour ended, the real happy hour was just getting started, as we decided to...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  Retired
  Rotorooter1

  California
• review

  a year ago
  Slow Monday afternoon, but still fun

  Found myself in Seattle for a couple of days. Based on the excellent advice here on TUSCL I planned to go to Kittens on Monday afternoon and Pandora on Tuesday afternoon. Alas,...
  Comments: 4

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  a year ago

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  unclewillSea
  rugrat

  Roaming the USA
• review

  a year ago
  The South Option

  If you're south of Seattle, this is probably your best/only option unless you drive up north. Cover was $16 for a nonalcoholic soda (hit up the bar next door before going in if that's...
  stripclubfan123

  New York
• review

  a year ago
  Tuesday Asian Persuasion

  Headed towards Kittens from Tukwilla about 2pm, yikes what a mistake, super bad traffic on I5, finally got off at west Seattle Bridge to get over to 4th to go south, bumper to bumper...
  Comments: 4

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  2 months ago

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  Baristafan
  froggy2

  Washington
• review

  a year ago
  Sat guys night down in south seattle

  Decided to swing by this South Seattle club with a couple of buddies in town after dinner and had an overall fun time. The club is next to a bar which meant we...
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  Context21
  Horatio45
• review

  a year ago
  Second Chance

  I’m not a big fan of Kittens but my buddy said give them a second chance. Told him my experiences have been mixed but said let’s do it. I discovered a new...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  FLAP3000
  Maximust

  Washington
• review

  a year ago
  Good dances from a (different?) Winter

  Obligatory club info for newbies and out of towners (regulars, skip first two paragraphs) This club can be hit or miss. I average about 70% hit to miss ratio, so I keep visiting. It's a...
  Comments: 4

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  a year ago

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  FLAP3000
  stripper_friend

  Washington
• review

  a year ago
  Quick Stop-In

  Obligatory Out-of-Towner Info Here: Cover includes soft drink - Day/$11 - Night/$16 Lap Dances - Typically $30-$40 or 3 for $100 - Depends on the dancer and YMMV VIP - Day/$30-for-15m and $60hh - Night/40-for-15m...
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  Context21
  Rich_Oates

  Seattle
• review

  a year ago
  Sitting out traffic

  4:00 on a Wednesday and I didn't want to sit in backed up traffic for the next hour, thought I'd find someplace to kill a couple hours till it died down. Parking is easy. They...
  Comments: 9

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  a year ago

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  Baristafan
  bkkruined

  Washington
• review

  a year ago
  Saturday night visit -Hot Latino

  Visited after a recent Mariners game. Alot of hot girls as you would expect on a Saturday night. I did recognize Alaya and Melody from previous visits as girls who know how to...
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  Mrdragon
  mariners

  Washington
• review

  a year ago
  Cloak of Invisibility?

  Holiday weekend visits are often strange. Shift change times can be strange. The two in combination…. Basics. No alcohol in clubs; this is Washington state. There is a bar right next...
  Comments: 5

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  a year ago

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  FLAP3000
  AnotherThought
• review

  a year ago
  Baby has cakes.

  I stopped in to check out the scene at lunchtime. Kittens is nextdoir to the Doghouse. Pub food and drinks there. Paid 11$ to get in. Big Islander girl took my money and brought...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  Context21
  unclewillSea

  Washington
• review

  a year ago
  Quickest weekday visit ever, but well worth it.

  A recent Tuesday afternoon escape from work found me here around 1pm. Parking lot was quite full due to lunch at the bar and grill next door. Went in and was immediately blinded...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  unclewillSea
  chickenwizard

  Washington
• review

  a year ago
  A good stop for good fun

  I found myself in the south end of Seattle after meeting up with some friends. Decided to stop by this club before heading home. Parking lot was half full, at around 9ish. Paid the...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  Mrdragon
  Rotorooter1

  California
• review

  a year ago
  Not so Wild Wednesday

  Showed up around 9 PM, and parking was no problem. That’s not usually a good sign - I’ve been there when you have to grab the last spot in the back. Paid cover ($10...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  FLAP3000
  sportcat123
• review

  a year ago
  Friday Night Fun

  Swooped in Friday night to see some hot chicks. Parking lot was full and both the club as well as the bar (attached next door) seemed busy. As soon as you enter it's dark...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  a year ago
  Girls Galore at Night

  Back Again. I went into Kittens Saturday lateeee night. This place was packed full of girls. Plenty of variety and I noticed a few new faces roaming. Instead of the normal 11$ cover, $16...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  EastCoaster
  NicholasPJ
• review

  a year ago
  Evening visit

  $11 cover during the day, $16 at night after 6pm. One of the more reasonable clubs in terms of cover. The place used to be a handshake galore, whether it was day or night, but...
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  Maximust
  rolladx
• review

  a year ago
  Hot Girls, Dark Atmosphere

  Visited the Kittens Cabaret last week on Wednesday You walk in, place is very dark especially with the contrast of bright daylight from outside, $11 at the door, you sit down . Small selection of...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  a year ago
  Dick's Drive In? Well this place needs to be named Cunts, Drive Past

  Seattle, WA. Sunday late afternoon. Warehouse sort of district south of downtown. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in to a girl. Tells me $11 cover and I have to check my hat....
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  Coronalime
  Muddy

  USA
• review

  a year ago
  Saturday forecast: High hustle with a chance of awkward dances

  I normally fly solo on club outings but this time I was with some buddies. Decided to check out Kittens for the first time. I've read reviews on this place for daytime fun but...
  Comments: 2

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  a year ago

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  gSteph
  SeattleSteve
• review

  a year ago
  Evening Salvaged. Barely.

  After a forgettable visit to Pandora’s we decided to try to salvage our evening at Kittens on our way back to the hotel. One good thing about Kittens is it is only about 10...
  bluize

  Northern Cal
• review

  a year ago
  Will It Pass Muster?

  First review was rejected because of paragraph breaks... I'll start a new one here. Also, 'not enough details' and too many details from another adjudicator who is very smart and 'Everyone knows the extras you're...
  Comments: 3

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  a year ago

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  funonthaside
  Rich_Oates

  Seattle