I had an itch

So I was driving in from the airport. It was about noonish. Stopped to get a coffee from a bikini girl. Sure enough she had me pull it out and whap it some as she fingered herself and talked dirty. I couldn't finish so I had to pull in to kittens.

The famed Tesla was blocking the entrance area.

I walked in and paid the 11$ cover. The place was pitch black. I walked to the left. I could sense the presence of a woman sitting in the first booth. I found a seat against the wall.

Over came my soda. Paid the 5$ for that and let the waitress keep it.

First up was a AA dancer. Big bolts on. Stupid wig. Really stoned. Totally ghetto. Just my type, but I passed. I wasn't in LOVE with her.