The South Option

If you're south of Seattle, this is probably your best/only option unless you drive up north. Cover was $16 for a nonalcoholic soda (hit up the bar next door before going in if that's your thing)

There are two stages, with a bunch of chairs and tables. I find I actually like the benches around the perimeter the best, because it's easier to talk to dancers. The music can get loud, and benches allow you to get a little closer.

The sell here was pretty hard by some girls. Two in particular were circling me waiting for the waitress to put my drink down. Took a few tries, but they eventually got the message that I wasn't interested.