Reviews

I visited on a Saturday around 10:00 while in town for work. The club is located just outside of downtown Seattle. There was a decent sized crowd but still a fair amount of seats available…

I wanted to get out to a club I don't go to often, instead of my usual clubs. I decided to give Kittens another try after my last visit, on March 4, 2017 visit…

Stopped in for the first time mid December early morning. A rare sunny day outside which was a problem going from bright sun to pitch black room. Could not see anything. Bumped…

Had some time to kill so decided to make a return vist here. I arrived in time to get free cover charge and proceeded to the dance area. Found A decent seat near the stage…

I've been to Kittens 5 or so times since it opened and had never been all that impressed with the level of talent until this most recent Saturday night visit. I'd guess somewhere around 40+…

Visited Kittens at about Midnight on a weeknight this week. There were lots of girls on shift, they didn't finish a stage rotation during the time I was there. I like visiting clubs between…

Has not been to Kittens before but a regular from and there club moved there and I though I would give it a shot. Wish I hadn’t. The lay out is dark and confusing. The…

1st time trying out this club as I had an hour to kill and figured why not? The club was really dark and was immediately approached to buy $5 soda, ok whatever. The…

Mid-afternoon visit. 6-7 dancers. All dancers were attractive. I think there was one black dancer and the rest were white. No obvious silicone (unusual). I continue to have a problem with this…

Outside parking lot has lots of thugs and pimps bumping there music and smoking pot.The club itself is a joke.The cheapest stripclub in Seattle.I see why.Couple of cute girls.Some of them are really bored or…

Had a long day of meetings and needed to blow off some "steam. " Parking was free, easy and safe and the bouncer at the door was friendly. Watched a few girls dance and got…

The place didn’t look like much from the outside. Didn’t look like much from the inside, either, but not a dive. The walls were done up in black with some accent lights highlighting the space.…

I swore off going back to Kittens many months ago. Every experience I have had has been negative at this club; small parking lot, warehouse unsafe club location, low number of dancers on shift,…

So decided to try something new and visited. Kittens for the 1st time. It is located in an industrial area south of downtown. It has a big parking lot but it was absolutely packed. After…

The club is a friendly place to visit. However, at least on my two weekday visits there was not much talent. I ended leaving with a lot of money in my pocket and that is…

When someone comments that this club is "hit or miss", they're not lying'. I find that most of these dancers are unreliable about their schedules and showing up. You might meet a great girl on…

Found my self back in Seattle for work. While there I decided to visit kittens cabaret on Saturday night. Entry fee was $10 and had to purchase a $5 soda or non alcoholic beer. The…

Only my second visit (the first almost a year ago). Came about 2-3 in the afternoon. Place was empty with only 3 or 4 dancers and one other customer. Free cover, soft…

Came here at 2:30 pm on Saturday. First stop from the airport. The bar next door, Dog House, and the restaurant there are perfect. Had couple of cocktails and lunch there before stepping into Kittens. $5…

Hello again. Second visit to Kittens, this time in the evening as opposed to my earlier reviewed trip which occurred in the afternoon. Wanted to get a sense of the differences here between two distinctly…

Business has really picked up since my last visit about a year ago. There must have been 50+ customers and 30+ dancers on sift. Seeing this large of a crowd I was expecting a lot…

This is one of those clubs that can be really good or really bad. Wednesday one week there could be less than 10 dancers on shift and the next week there are more than 25…

Occurred to me that I had never written a review for Kittens, so, here you go. First, parking. Really limited. Sort of an "A" shaped lot in the back (where you enter the club)…

Since the beginning of the year I have been a weekly regular at Pandora's & Rick's in Lake City which is always a good time, but I was chilling in downtown with a friend last…

The parking lot was full, so that was the first challenge. Went inside, $10 cover and sat down for my $5 soda, glad the bar was next door for prefunk. I was immediately greeted by Kelly…