First Visit To Kittens

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

If you've never been here, the first trick is knowing that the entrance is off Checkerboard Rd, not Portland Rd NE even though that's the address. Second, the place is a dump. Terrible bathrooms, no…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, OR

I stopped by Tommy's Too for the first time in months. Weekday afternoon, so I wasn't expecting much. There were three dancers sitting at the bar on their phones and me, the only customer. I…

Dancing Bare

Seattle, WA

I've driven by Dancing Bare hundreds of times, but this was my first time inside. It helped that I had really low expectations, but I have to say it turned out better than I thought…

The club is decently located in the Georgetown area of Seattle. Think light industrial with Boeing not that much further south. Lots of stone countertop sales and manufacturing in the area. Master Wholesalers…

An unplanned visit on a Friday night. After eating dinner with some friends I decided to visit my second favorite club. Same drill, showed ID at the door, get patted down by security go in…

Decided to drop by Kittens on Tuesday at around 1pm. Parking lot was fairly full which was a good sign for dancers. Went into the club and paid $10 for cover and I…

Was in Seattle for a short visit and stayed at an airport hotel. Didn’t get a rental car this trip and was Ubering around. Thought I’d save some money and stick closer to…