Kittens Cabaret Reviews

Decided to check this place out based on the reviews since I was nearby.

Went in Tuesday night around 9pm. Paid $10 cover and a mandatory  $5 drink, pretty typical for Seattle. The waitress was cute and friendly. The place is pretty big inside, with plenty of seating. The bathroom was...

I came in on a Tuesday night thinking things would be mellow and they actually had a busy house going on. I figured they're were about 40 girls give or take a few and a few people to boot. I sat towards the back so I could watch all the...

After reading some of the reviews and hearing that some dancers from other clubs had moved over here, I decided I would give the place a chance on a Saturday early evening. My goodness what a mistake that was.
The club is big and open and without a lot of...

I went in with about 15 people on a Friday night. We were immediately greeted by a few hostesses that were helpful getting us seated in a reserved spot that was like our own strip club. It seemed like there were unlimited girls, but my guess was 70. There was...

First visit here. I'm a local who has been to them all at one point, infrequently. Was surprised how big the place was. Wide variety of dancers 6-9, avg 7. Bathroom much nicer than Pandoras. Got 3 dances from a young Spinner. Good grind but short of the...

I was free Wednesday so I stop by this spot to see what all the talk was about, the parking lot is located on the backside of the building and it was fairly full. I finally found a spot and enter it , door charge was 10 bucks and a...

I love this place. Girls will sit with you and talk and also give you some action in the seats. Will try to entice you to the back talking dirty to you and stroking Johnson occasionally to get you fired up and wanting to go to the back....

I recently started going to Kittens. I only go late afternoons during rush hour. I can't say what the club is like late night, I hear it gets quite busy. I've found my money goes a long way but there are some trade offs. First the pros, free discrete parking...

I've been a couple of times, but almost exclusively on a Saturday between 3-6. No cover until 6:30 (I think) but club has been empty with maybe 1 or 2 patrons and at max, 4 or 5 girls.

This particular evening, couple of black and Hispanic girls, but one white girl...

Entered this club based on prior reviews just after midnight on a Monday, so not the premiere not of week. Didn't realize this was a no-alcohol joint, but it's all nude on 3 poles (I think they only go completely bare on the main stage after circulating a few songs...

Had a nice visit to Kittens around 3:30 in the afternoon. Maybe a dozen girls were there, ranging from very hot to very not, with most around 7 to 9. I was pretty happy. Only a half dozen customers, but the girls didn't overwhelm me. One by one they'd come...

I went in on a Friday around 5 pm. There were probably 10 girls working. The club has two stages, and dances were happening on one of them. Each dancer rotated through with one dance on the stage, then roamed around asking for dances.

I was really disappointed...

Another typical rainy day in Seattle. I found myself in the area, no cover before 6:30 and a mandatory 5$ drink. Haven't been in a while but stopped in hoping one of my favorite dancers (Anya) was in. She wasn't I would have love to try one of the VIP...

Kittens has become my go-to club when in the Seattle area. Deja Vu in Lake City has the cute coed girls and Pandora's isn't very private. Kittens is a good mix of those other two clubs. Most of the dancers are not as hot as Lake City but there's a...

My first time at kittens was on Saturday for a buddy’s bachelor party. I'm from out of state but have to say I liked it so much I went back Sunday night before my flight out. We had to pay the $20 cover charge. The club is huge, and...

Stopped in late on a Saturday night. The club wasn't very busy. It was clean, and the atmosphere was relaxed. Cover was $20, including a bottomless soda.

I think there were about 7 or 8 dancers working. Mostly white. I was very happy with how attractive...

I've reviewed this place before, so won't go into a physical description again. The thing about this place is that the beauty of the dancers is VERY hit and miss, but some are quite hot, and some are quite...friendly, and the atmosphere is low key and relaxed. I headed over...

This club offers free cover before 6:30 every day so I decided to give it a try. I was only required to buy one drink for 5 bucks. Found a good spot up by the stage to check out all of the girls to see which ones spiked my interest....

So I decided to check out Kittens. It was really hot out and a weekday afternoon.
If I recall, it was free to get in before 6pm and another 5$ for a soda. A bar is next door if you want a drink.
Good size club. It reminds me...

Visited Kittens on a Friday night -- it had been a while and wanted to see what the club is all about. Out of the 20+ dancers there were like 5 that were 8+. One dancer (a Russian beauty) caught my eye- she had a real hard body with...

Tried again to like Kittens, dancer quality is so hit and miss... I usually go on the weekdays when I get free time from work. I've been trying to get there closer to shift change, early enough to see the dayshifters and have time to get a dance if I...

It had been a while since I had been to Kittens. Partially because of my schedule and partly because it's not my favorite. On this visit at least, things appear to be getting better.

This was a Friday in early afternoon (1-3pm). No cover (quite refreshing for Seattle...

Had a free day and was hot enough for me to seek some A/C. Went there twice in one day. Physically, been described pretty well in the past. Easy parking. Spacious club for the area. Free entry in the afternoon. I got there around 4pm and I was one...

Came in last Thursday and didn't expect to enjoy my stay as much as I did. I spent time with Naughty a smoking hot petite blonde who was very well spoke and very mindful not to make me feel like a "costumer". She was the right combination of naughty and...

I visited Kittens on a busy Saturday night. There were about 30 dancers working. I recognized a few dancers who had moved here from other clubs. I don't remember the stage names they were using but at Pandora's they were known as Madison, Callista and Brooke. The Dj...