Reviews

I got there about 9PM on a Saturday, had to kill some time before my red eye out of sea tac. The vibe was nice, dancers were a decent mix of shapes, shades, and sizes.…

Used to be a Pandora's guy, but will now be throwing my singles here at Kitten's Cabaret. I went in on a Sunday night, which is usually a dead time at clubs. Pandora's would have…

I was in Seattle for a little bit today with some time to kill. I heard Kittens was the best place around where I was staying so I stopped in to see what people were…

I've been going to strip clubs around Seattle for around a decade and I'm always happy to spend money where it's worth it. I went to kittens today after a bit of a Seattle strip…

Kittens has been my go-to place recently. The girls are a mixed bag but there is an opportunity for very high mileage indeed. In fact I've gotten lucky there so consistently over the last several…

After checking out Kittens when it first opened, I finally made my way back to the Georgetown club - and found that the more things change, the more things stay the same. No cover…

So finally getting around to writing this review, I was in Seattle for work and decided to visit and see one of my faves. I arrived around 1130 on a Friday night, surprised there’s was…

I went in right they opened on a Monday. As expected there were only a few dancers. It seems like they turn the lights down lower every time I come in. I had just say…

Visited on a Saturday night. Parking lot was full and place was hopping. Lots of girls to choose from. Was able to get a booth in the main area so I had…

My 3rd or 4th visit over a couple years. As is implied by the infrequent visits I had been underwhelmed in the past (always afternoon visits) -- few dancers, all of whom seemed…

I visited on a Saturday around 10:00 while in town for work. The club is located just outside of downtown Seattle. There was a decent sized crowd but still a fair amount of seats available…

I wanted to get out to a club I don't go to often, instead of my usual clubs. I decided to give Kittens another try after my last visit, on March 4, 2017 visit…

Stopped in for the first time mid December early morning. A rare sunny day outside which was a problem going from bright sun to pitch black room. Could not see anything. Bumped…

Had some time to kill so decided to make a return vist here. I arrived in time to get free cover charge and proceeded to the dance area. Found A decent seat near the stage…

I've been to Kittens 5 or so times since it opened and had never been all that impressed with the level of talent until this most recent Saturday night visit. I'd guess somewhere around 40+…

Visited Kittens at about Midnight on a weeknight this week. There were lots of girls on shift, they didn't finish a stage rotation during the time I was there. I like visiting clubs between…

Has not been to Kittens before but a regular from and there club moved there and I though I would give it a shot. Wish I hadn’t. The lay out is dark and confusing. The…

1st time trying out this club as I had an hour to kill and figured why not? The club was really dark and was immediately approached to buy $5 soda, ok whatever. The…

Mid-afternoon visit. 6-7 dancers. All dancers were attractive. I think there was one black dancer and the rest were white. No obvious silicone (unusual). I continue to have a problem with this…

Outside parking lot has lots of thugs and pimps bumping there music and smoking pot.The club itself is a joke.The cheapest stripclub in Seattle.I see why.Couple of cute girls.Some of them are really bored or…

Had a long day of meetings and needed to blow off some "steam. " Parking was free, easy and safe and the bouncer at the door was friendly. Watched a few girls dance and got…

The place didn’t look like much from the outside. Didn’t look like much from the inside, either, but not a dive. The walls were done up in black with some accent lights highlighting the space.…

I swore off going back to Kittens many months ago. Every experience I have had has been negative at this club; small parking lot, warehouse unsafe club location, low number of dancers on shift,…

So decided to try something new and visited. Kittens for the 1st time. It is located in an industrial area south of downtown. It has a big parking lot but it was absolutely packed. After…

The club is a friendly place to visit. However, at least on my two weekday visits there was not much talent. I ended leaving with a lot of money in my pocket and that is…