Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Monica, Lucy, and a nervous Phoenix

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Flopastraight
Apr 19, 2018, 5:25 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

This was my third visit to Kittens. I've generally had good experiences there, and I like it during weekdays when it's empty in the early evening, and there are lots of girls to entertain you.

First things first, people here seem to have this strange fascination with rating bathrooms? I mean, OK, I'll get in on that action too. The bathroom at Kittens is reasonably clean and functional.

OK. Now to the ladies. There was a good variety that night, with a nice mix of white, AA and Asians. Mostly 5-7s, with a few 9's, and one white lady who was rather pear shaped. She didn't so much as dance on the stage as she just crawled on there, then sat around for a few mins, while looking around with what seemed like a scowl, like she was trying to remember if she left the oven on at home or not. I felt bad for her.

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