Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Pretty, But Not Pretty Good

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Mistoff
Mar 11, 2018, 7:23 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

Kittens is ten minutes off I-5, 2 minutes south of I-90. So not as inaccessible as Sands, but not great. It's a real ten minutes.

It shares a building with a bar. You need that drink.

When you go in, the stages are to the left and the bar to the right. Dance booths are past the bar and to the right.

Dancers: Well, they're okay. Not great by Seattle standards. You have to understand that Seattle is progressive-goth-flightly, without ever getting near punk. So like an attitude without the follow-through. And the south (think Tacoma) is more tatted, pierced and armed than the north. Kittens is about right, being somewhat south. You have decent bodies, overly-modified, with bad attitudes and expectations.

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Pretty, But Not Pretty Good