The LumberYard Reviews

On Saturday December 14th, my wife and I visited the Lumber Yard. As always there were lots of dancers, and almost all of them were very attractive. After sitting near the stage...

I generally will stop into the Lumberyard while passing through Des Moines. I didn't have much time and spent most of my time at the tip rail on the first stage. As...

The ingredients are all here for a good time, but my visit fell short. In my opinion it's largely a training and management issue that stops this club from being great, though I read...

Lots and LOTS of girls work there! It was amazing seeing all of the natural ladies present. I felt like Jack Kerouak was correct in saying the prettiest girls in the world are in...

My wife and I stopped by on Friday the 13th of September. I’ve reviewed the Lumber Yard before, so I’ll not spend a lot of time on the details of the place. As...

This is a beer stained club. Huge, big barn. I don't normally go here, but the other club was a dud. I knew it was Tuesday 2 for 1, so I...

Had some time and heard the commercials about The LumberYard. I'm originally from SoCal so I probably was expecting way too much. Disappointing on several fronts. Dancers are average but have an attitude they...

My wife and I visited the Lumber Yard on Friday night, to celebrate my birthday. The lumber Yard is a BYBO “totally nude” club. It is little dark and not at all...

Went there on a Tuesday night. This is an upscale club. Very big with several stages. Only one pole was being used that night. When it gets busy, they open up more stages with...

The Lumber Yard does not disappoint! This is my favorite club and I was happy to visit last week while back home for the Fourth. As always, Friday night was busy, with lots of...

This place was impressive right off the bat! The first impression was that it was very big inside, and this was substantiated once we walked through the door. This place is HUGE! There are...

I've been to The Lumberyard a few times when traveling back and forth from MO to MN. I always try to stop at this club. There just aren't many hands on clubs in either...

This place was impressive right off the bat! The first impression was that it was very big inside, and this was substantiated once we walked through the door. This place is HUGE! There are...

I actually enjoy the Lumberyard quite a bit. Always a good choice for the area, mostly because the club is SO cool. Three tiered, plenty of space, and a BYOB! The dancers on this...

Visited the club after a dissappointing stop at the Minx. Don't like the layout of this club, but do like the BYOB. Had a very good selection of girls this time around. Many young...

I have found Nirvana in Des Moines! Well, not really but I did find my first perfect dancer, ever. I will not describe the club again but it is a decent, big place. It...

I dropped in about 5:30 while in town on business. There was no cover and the gal at the front gave me a wrist band. I had not done my homework and...

I really do want to like this club. A couple girlfriends of mine work here...they're gorgeous, and the club layout itself is on the upscale as far as Iowa goes. But I've heard about...

Driving through Des Moines and stopped by here on a Sunday late in the afternoon. Right off the bat & was turned off by the girl behind the counter checking IDs and giving...

I visited the club while passing through Des Moines on a Thursday night. As mentioned by other reviewers, the club has a large lay out w/ 3 separate stages. For the majority...

November 8, 2012, my wife and I went back to The Lumberyard in Des Moines. I wanted to write this second review because we had such a fantastic time - even better than our...

The Lumberyard is a pretty large club. There are about three or four stages with many seats all around. You can choose where you want to sit, there are seats in...

My wife and I went to the Lumberyard together back in August, so this review is a few months old but I didn't get a chance to publish it here until now. This review...

I have been a few times in the last few months, and I will be back. As other reviews say, the layout takes a while to get used to with upper and lower stages,...

Place was amazing as far as tip rails go... 3 stages you can follow a girl that you like! 25 dollar lap dances are fun but more money than i am used to but...