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The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313
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review
10 years ago
I enjoy coming to the Lumberyard...
I enjoy coming to the Lumberyard quite a bit. I believe within the Des Moines area, it is the best club. Tuesday's are two for one dances which can be a good...
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Vashe
Vashe
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10 years ago
Not much different from my last...
Not much different from my last visit. Thursday night was very slow between about 8:00 and 10:00. After 10:00 there were Quite a few decent looking girls working but they spend a lot of time...
Lukesky123
review
10 years ago
Came into the club around 5pm....
Came into the club around 5pm. There were only two dancers (stayed till 8pm), but both were hot. Cory is a pretty brunette that can dance the pole! I...
Rogue1
Florida
review
10 years ago
Arrived on a Friday night,...
Arrived on a Friday night, was amateur night. Let me say I don't understand amateur night. Isn't the point of a strip club that you are there to look at pros? Anyway, big...
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DandyDan
oldguy
Colorado
review
10 years ago
I visit here on work trips...
I visit here on work trips whenever I get a chance. Drove right past it the first time I visited it was so dark on the street. Free parking which is great. Club is...
Nesta1226
review
10 years ago
This club is way out in...
This club is way out in the northeast industrial section of Des Moines - about a 15 minutes drive from downtown. It's an unnecessarily large, almost barn-sized building, with an over-sized parking lot...
deathray
review
10 years ago
Have been to the Lumberyard in...
Have been to the Lumberyard in DSM a couple of times. The girls seem to generally range from 6-9, with plenty of 8 or 9s. My last visit was mid-January. Got dances from a...
PrestoGuy
Florida
review
10 years ago
I was at The Lumber Yard...
I was at The Lumber Yard at the beginning of October, big storms a-brewing in the area, but I still made it in on a Monday night. I'm not from the area but I...
PhilaAndy
Exploring the U.S. a club at a time
review
10 years ago
Saturday night my wife and I...
Saturday night my wife and I were staying in Des Moines, so we headed over to the Lumberyard. Almost as soon as we were in we were greeted by Montana, a beautiful girl...
happyhappyhappy
Minnesota
review
10 years ago
I was pleasantly surprised with the...
I was pleasantly surprised with the Lumberyard, especially for a Monday night. It is located in an industrial area, but is easy to get to off of the highway. The building is pretty nice,...
anhunter
Ohio
review
10 years ago
I went to the Lumber Yard...
I went to the Lumber Yard last night (or rather it was after midnight very early this morning). I've been there before quite some time ago, so I kind of knew what to expect...
lukethedrifter
review
10 years ago
I frequent this club about twice...
I frequent this club about twice a month but probably won't be going back since there seemed to be a huge over haul as far as dancers go... Went from seeing the same 10...
SunnyLove
review
10 years ago
Tried the lumberyard this week to...
Tried the lumberyard this week to try something different from the beach club. This place is clearly the premier club in the area, but unfortunately all of the girls working there act like it....
robbierob07
review
10 years ago
Tried the Lumberyard after a disappointing...
Tried the Lumberyard after a disappointing visit to Outer Limits. The talent level was unexpectedly high for a Sunday evening. Only a couple of non-attractive girls working. The BYOB is always nice and received...
TheAdvisor
Minnesota
review
10 years ago
This is my favorite strip club...
This is my favorite strip club in iowa. I always have a good time when i go. I went on a tuesday 7/8/14. They do a lap dance special 2 dances for the price...
slingshot69
review
10 years ago
Visited early on a Tuesday evening...
Visited early on a Tuesday evening at about 6:30 while waiting for a flight. Only one stage was active. The dancers were young and easy on the eyes, but this club lacked the personal...
nwstl
Georgia
review
10 years ago
<br> I was traveling through Iowa along...
<br> I was traveling through Iowa along I-80 and checked out the LumberYard. It is a nice appearing club from the outside. Plenty of new parking. Cover charge was $12.<br> <br> Inside is a...
Jack26
California
review
11 years ago
The Lumberyard was rather disappointing tonight....
The Lumberyard was rather disappointing tonight. Alot of fat bottom girls, not my thing. There were a couple of lookers, Sapphire and Stacy. I was able to get a dance with Stacy but it...
TheAdvisor
Minnesota
review
11 years ago
Good crowd, good number of great...
Good crowd, good number of great looking girls. It was around $15-20 to get in the door, then I spent $50 in singles a the stages before getting a lap dance. Dances were $25/song....
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
11 years ago
I have been to the "Yard"...
I have been to the "Yard" on several occasions over the years and usually have a good time. After not visiting for nearly a year, a few buddies and I decided to go this...
ericbaker
review
11 years ago
I was in Des Moines for...
I was in Des Moines for a two weeks for work and kept hearing about this place. I decided to go on my last night there. I was only there about an...
UncleDio
Pennsylvania
review
11 years ago
I went to the lumberyard on...
I went to the lumberyard on thursday night with the girlfriend and a couple of friends. All of the girls were hot and very friendly. They would even dance in front of you and...
slingshot69
review
11 years ago
Finally visited the Lumberyard on a...
Finally visited the Lumberyard on a Friday night during their Amateur Night. It was an interesting night but only 5 amateurs participated in the nightly activities. The best part was the girl...
Hawkeye14
Iowa
review
11 years ago
I was in town for work...
I was in town for work and I'd heard about this place before. I went in for a couple hours and the most impressive thing was the how good looking the dancers was. I...
Eagle1660
review
11 years ago
Me and a buddy stopped by...
Me and a buddy stopped by on the way thru town on a Saturday afternoon. Got there right as they were opening and have a 2 for 1 special to start out when they...
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