The LumberYard Reviews

When with my buddies after the bars closed. They were having two for one lap dances, $25 gets you 2 dances and you can touch anywhere but the kitty. The dancers were all 8-...

I'm not normally interested in BYOB club but I went here anyway. On my visit I was surprised at the quality of stripper present, I guess I wasn't expecting much for Iowa. I...

Went here on a Monday night about 8 pm so I wasn't expecting too much and that was pretty much what I got. The club is big with an upstairs and downstairs area....

It has been awhile since I was in a club anywhere and have never visited one in Iowa. Well I found myself on a business trip to Des Moines and had some time to...

I was really amazed by the quality of the dancers. This blonde chick gave me the best VIP of my life.. She was all over me.. She let me do some touching as well.....

The club initially had a weird vibe to it although after being there for about an hour or so my friends and I got a few front row seats and were enjoying ourselves. I...

It was OK. Walked in, not too many dancers out, but more and more started mingling by the time I left. Private shows are VERY expensive. No nude contact in the VIP room, just...

I went to The Lumber Yard on a Thursday evening from about 9:30 to 11:30. This place is truly the ‘Big Box’ of strip clubs—it’s huge! It offers multiple stages on multiple levels where...

Stopped by the Lumberyard on a recent trip later on a Wednesday evening. I do like this club for the full contact lap dances, and usually there are a few pretty hot dancers working....

Visited on a late Thursday night, first impression huge and I mean HUGE club. Very interesting lay out with a main stage in the middle and another 2 extra sunken stages to the side....

First visit to club, didn't like layout. Good seats in back had speakers right over head. Have to sit right inside front door to avoid going deaf. Some attractive dancers and very friendly. A...

Visited lumberyard this time on a tuesday when it's 2 dances for price of one. Cover was 10$ compared to the usual 15.Was expecting the songs to be shorter .No such...

First time in this club, so take me comments for what they're worth. I moved to this club after a very disappointing visit to the Minx club a couple of miles south. ...

Seriously, the only place to go in Des Moines, in my opinion. In fact, one of the best clubs in the Upper Midwest. I travel between Kansas City and Minneapolis a lot, and this...

I was stuck in a Des Moines hotel for Thanksgiving so I checked tuscl but all were closed on Thanksgiving day. Friday I had to decide between calling an old gf or trying...

Stopped in here with a few buddies and wasn't expecting much for a Wed night. Well, you have 2 different types of shows on Wed here...the show on stage and then the...

I was in town for the night on business. It has been a year since I have been here but it is the best club in the Midwest. The ladies are very...

The biggest I have been to.Cover 15$.Crowd is much more younger.With three stages.The girls are super hot including some exotic one.private dances at 25 per dance are worth it but done in a semi...

Went here recently on a business trip. The club is definitely different than anything I've experienced in So. Cal., generally for the better. The BYOB definitely seems a bit odd and not something...

Was here on a Friday night in early June. I enjoy BYOB clubs in Iowa, don't need to waste money on high priced drinks. Got here about 8:30. Cover was $15. Only 1...

Had an OK visit to the Yard. About 8 or so girls working. All very nice looking. The light is dim and the place is a little worn, so not as...

I've been to this club twice. Both times on a Sunday, so you can take that for what it's worth. Too wide open for my tastes. A giant lumberyard, no kidding. They've got three...

Here we go rave reviews tonight. Of course I just went back to see the girls, hey it is Tuesday in Des Moines what else ya gonna do? I know you're thinking...

I went back tonight and the club had a lot going on. I ran into Bella. You should definitely go to this club for no other reason than to see Bella. ...

Ok I understand what people are talking about this is a hit or miss club. I did like it tonight though. They definitely have some great qualities like being able to see...