Reviews

Had an OK visit to the Yard. About 8 or so girls working. All very nice looking. The light is dim and the place is a little worn, so not as nice…

I've been to this club twice. Both times on a Sunday, so you can take that for what it's worth. Too wide open for my tastes. A giant lumberyard, no kidding. They've got three huge…

Here we go rave reviews tonight. Of course I just went back to see the girls, hey it is Tuesday in Des Moines what else ya gonna do? I know you're thinking strip…

I went back tonight and the club had a lot going on. I ran into Bella. You should definitely go to this club for no other reason than to see Bella. She…

Ok I understand what people are talking about this is a hit or miss club. I did like it tonight though. They definitely have some great qualities like being able to see three…

This is a club I visit from time to time, and would have to say it is "Hit or Miss". The club itself is pretty impressive in some ways. One of the reviewers…

Go to this club all the time. Never have run into anything like it anywhere in the country. The BYOB is an awesome $$ saver. Been with a whole gang of buddies…

The dancers were not all that great. That being said I was there on a Monday night, so I'm pretty sure they didn't have their best girls out on the stage. The Lumber Yard has…

I went with some guys during a work trip. It was my first time to a strip club and I don't think I will ever waste my time or money on one again. The cost…

I used to b a regular at the club ATLEAST once every weekend. Ive been there 5x since the new management.. I was there Sun, the final appreciation night n I'll prob never b…

This place is just weird - I really don't like the scene here. It's not unfriendly and it's not scary - I will give it that. And many of the women are pretty…

Been to the club once before, but don't find myself in Des Moines enough to make it too often. The first time I was there they were still selling wristbands at the door for…

A very curious place for me. I immediately spied a dancer named Mallory who was my type. She went up on stage and I tipped her and was definitely interested in some dances.…

Visited some buddies in Des Moines, so of course we hit the 'Yard. Difficult to find stage seats on the weekend, especially when people "save" their seats for an hour. I understand that…

This is a very good club to spend your night and your dollars. Everytime when I am in the Des Moines area I would visit this one at least on night. THe management has done…

This club is huge, 3 stages were going. It's kinda like a waterfall, a pair or so of dancers at the top and work their way down every 3 songs to the last stage which…

A seemingly slow night with few patrons and dancers but girls seemed all cute. Had one private dance that was pretty good and then watched dancers for the next hour without a single girl approaching.…

I had never been to the Lumber Yard before, A couple of locals at a sports bar recomended the place. The main room is large and open. There are three stages that waterfall down from one…

Stopped by here on a Sunday night around 11pm last month and wasnt to crowded obviously because of the night we went on. There were about 5 dancers and about 10 customers. There…

Driving in heavy snow, my buddy & I STILL decided to stop at the Lumber Yard from the highway. 2-for-1 on Tuesday was key. The place didn't have many customers because it was snowing so…

My first visit to the lumberyard since the smoking ban. Nice to not reek of smoke when I came out of there, but somehow the place seemed less wholesome. Maybe because you could…

I remember coming here several years ago and thinking this was a great place. Maybe its because I came in on a weeknight, but it wasn't so great on Thursday. The girls were…

Went to the Lumberyard on a recent Monday night. First time visit. I was surprised and dismayed by the smoke--it was literally black in there. I am not a smoker, and in…

Stopped by the Yard on a Tuesday night. Dances are 2 for 1 on Tuesday night. Dances run 25 per song, so you get 2 for 25! The girls vary from 5-8…

I had a very short but satisfying visit to the LY on a recent Thursday night. It was about 11pm when I got there. I was surprised by the abundance of customers present...enough…