The LumberYard Reviews

Big barn of a place. I was in on a recent weeknight with a small crowd. In this big building it seemed empty and energy was low. They have a multi-level setup but only one level was in use. It might be a great place on...

Had not been in this club in over two years as my business geography had changed. So, on a recent vacation (Two weeks ago) , I had the opportunity to re-visit the club that was my favorite for several years. Since it was "Two for Tuesday" night I...

This is a little dated but I was there on a Wednesday night after Labor Day. Large club with several dance areas. They have ice barrels built into the tables and are always bringing more ice, so leave the igloo in the car.
Lot of girls with quick rotations...

Had a great time last weekend, tons of girls (working as well as in the crowd). As always they were pulling girls from the crowd onto the stage to undress them and sometimes more. 2 dancers put on an excellent girl-girl show, eating each other out and complete...

Was passing through and stopped in. Big place, big crowd. I think 3 stages going. Good variety of gals mostly pretty young but that fit the crowd. Crowd pretty rowdy too. Didn't see a lot of repeats on stage, it seemed like a bunch of gals working. Very friendly too....

Stopped by this place about three weeks ago just because it was close to my hotel. I was kinda uncomfortable about the fact that they scan your driver's license at the front door. At the same time they put a wristband on you which means you are of drinking age....

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for quite a while so I tried it out about a week ago on a Tuesday.
Tuesday is their 2 for Tuesday when private dances are 2 4 1.
First I stood out in the entrance area for ever while the...

Went to TLY on a Tuesday nite. It was 2-for-1 dances. The interior of this place is big with three different stages, all on different levels. I give this club high marks for cleanliness, interior furnishings, and tubs of ice provided at each of the tables for...

I visited on 2-for-1 Tuesday for about 4 hours. They had 9 dancers on the early shift and and 20 on the late shift. About 60% have enhanced tits so you have to be selective about when choosing someone for the $25 hands-on lappers. Lamp dances are good but left...

This place is great! There were five stages and a shower stage. The club had a lot of dancers and very reasonable prices. The private dances were 25 and well worth it. I would encourage anyone in the area to check this place out....

I agree that this is a great club. The only downside that I see is that it is too big on slower nights. I have had a lot of fun here in the last couple of weeks. The ladies in the audience tend to put on almost...

One of the best clubs I've been to. Went here on business recently and wasn't honestly expecting much from Des Moines. I was absolutely wrong.

I went with a couple coworkers and stocked up on plenty of gas station beer - helped with money for the girls. I...

Went to the Lumber Yard on Thursday with a friend, this was my first visit to this club. $10 cover to get in. This club is also BYOB. They check your cooler before you go in, no hard liquor allowed. Bottles are ok. At most...

Had another chance to visit the 'yard on a recent Tuesday night. I arrived about 11 pm and the place was pretty quieit. Gigi had just left so I got some fun dances from Abby, Sidney and Precious, very nice girls and a lot of sexy, flirtatious fun....

Large sized club, byob. Went on a Wednesday night about 11pm. There were about 20 girls working, and I didn't see anything less than a 6-7; lots of bolt-on tits. I had a great time with Tony and Gigi, who is Miss Nude Iowa 2005. Both these...

This is the first time I've been there in over a year. It's a huge place with lots of beautiful ladies. It does tend to have a party atmosphere. In the past, it also had a girls-gone-wild atmosphere, but for whatever reason, there weren't any when I...

Stopped in last night for the first time there in a long time... way too long, but I had some extra money, and it was 2 for Tuesday, so I figured what the heck. Gigi was there, and had an incredible sensual time with her. She was sporting a nose...

I have been trying to get to the LY for a long time...finally made it last Saturday night. Overall, I'm sorry to report that I was disappointed and did not have a great time, though I did try. The biggest problem for me was that there were far...

You would never expect to find a Vegas size club like this in a backwater like Des Moines, but here it is. 4 stories tall, 3 level stage & it probably holds a 1,000 guys & they stand in line to get in Friday & Saturday nites. They just remodeled...

Great party atmosphere. This place is packed on weekends, especially after 10. So get there early if you want a seat, even away from the stage. Tons of girls, most are very hot. This is a great place to just sit back and have a good...

The Lumber Yard had a multileveled stage that allowed for many strippers to be active at once. You have to bring in your own beer so there is a cover charge to get in, but they do not charge a rate per can of what you do bring in...

I've dropped my rating to 8 from my previous review where I rated it a 9. They still have some drop-dead gorgeous dancers and many with average looks but they seem to have added some that make you want to step away from the stage. I visited late on a...

I went in here on a Sunday night. Well it was slow so having a girl to your self was easy. For being such a slow night, the girls were not second string. I would recommend having a private dance from Paige, she knows how to give...

I was in town and went there in the afternoon. I have always thought that daytime is the best time, and this was no exception. The girls were irregular, which often happens that time of day, a mix of 3 thru 8, but they were all reaonably friendly...

Went here on a Wednesday night. This place is very large with 3 stages that are tiered on 3 different levels. You can take a balcony seat and see all the action. The girls were hot, especially the college girls. There were 3 girls dancing at...