Reviews

This was my first time visiting a strip club, so I arrived at 11 and sat toward the back to get a feel for the place. The club felt clean and organized, with dim lighting…

Visited on a weekday late august for a $10 cover. There was only a small group of friends sitting at the empty stage when I walked in and I only saw two other people, both…

I had a fantastic time early on a May Saturday night. The cover was $15 and it is a BYOB establishment. However there are soda and water vending machines available, but…

Stopped in the Lumberyard a couple times in the past couple of weeks. Was driving through the area and stopped on a Tuesday and Friday evening. This is a review of Friday night. For the record,…

Stopped in the Lumberyard a couple times in the past couple of weeks. Was driving through the area and stopped on a Tuesday and Friday evening. This is a review of Tuesday…

I've been to this club a handful of times and it really is one of the most easy going strip club I've ever been to. Located in an industrial park area. From the street, you really…

I visited on a Tuesday night after midnight. Cover was $10. Tuesdays are great because they offer two for one dances. The stage is huge and the seating is plentiful. There…

Went to the Lumberyard on a Thursday night approximately 1 month ago. I arrived around 9:30pm and stayed for an hour or 2. The parking lot was nearly empty. The place is large with 3…

Decided to give the Lumberyard a try after i got a little bored with the scene at Beach Girls. My last several visits at the "Yard" were not great and i havent been here in…

I was passing through Des Moines and decided to try out the Lumberyard. It was a quiet Monday Night with 3 girls working. The place is easy to find, free parking, and fairly large.…

Buddy and I went to the Lumberyard on a Thursday night approximately 1 month ago. We arrived around 10pm and stayed for a couple of hours. The parking lot was nearly empty. The…

I haven’t reviewed this place in years. I don’t usually review a place twice, but its been a while. Location is on the edge of town. Fortunately all of the road construction…

The club is in an industrial park area, not too far from the interstate. Parking lot is well lit. Big building, and a lot of space inside. For the Tuesday night i was there, there…

Outside - Big parking lot, seemed fairly well lit. Big building, well-maintained for the most part, but the entrance was showing some age and wear. The entry itself is a little bit of a…

I have been to this club on the Friday evening.the Friday vibe was not there. it is a BYOD (bring your own drink) type. the cover was $5 since I went around 5.30pm. there were…

So I was I the area finishing dinner and decided to try out the Lumber Yard for a few hours before meeting a friend for the KU game at a different bar. I got…

Been around 8 months since I'd been back here and was curious to see what had changed. Not too impressed. I always check the roster on their website and but this night they didn't have…

Since Tuesday is 2-for-1 night, I expected to see more than eight dancers and more than 20 customers in a club that could accommodate 300 on multi-level stages and seating, but that was the peak…

Visited the club on a Thursday night, arrived just before 7. Place is extremely large, not brightly lit (enough to see, but dark enough for discretion), clean but not exactly upscale. It's got a decent…

My wife and I were in the Des Moines, IA area for the night visiting from MN and we decided to venture out and try a new club based on the reviews we read from…

First time visit. I was in town for a friend's wedding and a couple of us went out the night before. We couldn't stay out too late because of a packed schedule the…

I have never been able to check out Des Moines-area strip clubs on previous visits in town, so I took advantage of some solo evening downtime this past weekend to go nudie bar-hopping. This was…

Paul Bunyan would be proud. I came in on a tuesday night around midnight. No cover. Plenty of parking. Seems like an alright area. Walk in. Place is like a fucking ware house. Wood theme…

I was in that neck of the woods for work the week before Christmas. This is a BYOB club. So means bring in your own liquor and they will supply you with mixers for a…

I flew in on a Monday night and had some time to kill and decided to run back by this spot, I rolled in at around 8pm paid a nominal cover and once again found…