1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

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review
a month ago
Tried the lumberyard again Will go back.
Decided to give the Lumberyard a try after i got a little bored with the scene at Beach Girls. My last several visits at the "Yard" were not great and i havent been here...
Enslow
review
2 months ago
Ok time, a better time was blocked!
I was passing through Des Moines and decided to try out the Lumberyard. It was a quiet Monday Night with 3 girls working. The place is easy to find, free parking, and fairly large....
melonsqzr
South Carolina
review
9 months ago
Quiet Thursday night
Buddy and I went to the Lumberyard on a Thursday night approximately 1 month ago. We arrived around 10pm and stayed for a couple of hours. The parking lot was nearly empty. ...
Hawkeye14
Illinois
review
a year ago
Same Lumberyard. Same experience
I haven’t reviewed this place in years. I don’t usually review a place twice, but its been a while. Location is on the edge of town. Fortunately all of the road...
aham5
I've got a bad feeling about this.
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a month ago
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fizzypants
review
2 years ago
Good time on a tuesday night
The club is in an industrial park area, not too far from the interstate. Parking lot is well lit. Big building, and a lot of space inside. For the Tuesday night i was there,...
Bturtle666
review
2 years ago
Aptly Named!
Outside - Big parking lot, seemed fairly well lit. Big building, well-maintained for the most part, but the entrance was showing some age and wear. The entry itself is a little bit of...
FreeWillieG
review
2 years ago
dance bar! rather than a strip club
I have been to this club on the Friday evening.the Friday vibe was not there. it is a BYOD (bring your own drink) type. the cover was $5 since I went around 5.30pm. there...
dickjack
New Jersey
review
2 years ago
Chilling at the Lumberyard
So I was I the area finishing dinner and decided to try out the Lumber Yard for a few hours before meeting a friend for the KU game at a different bar. I...
Enslow
Comments: 2
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2 years ago
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Enslow
review
3 years ago
Fall 2021
Been around 8 months since I'd been back here and was curious to see what had changed. Not too impressed. I always check the roster on their website and but this night they didn't...
Onfir
review
3 years ago
Tuesday Night Visit
Since Tuesday is 2-for-1 night, I expected to see more than eight dancers and more than 20 customers in a club that could accommodate 300 on multi-level stages and seating, but that was the...
RRRRR
Iowa
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3 years ago
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aham5
review
3 years ago
Average. Not a waste of time, but certainly not a hidden treasure.
Visited the club on a Thursday night, arrived just before 7. Place is extremely large, not brightly lit (enough to see, but dark enough for discretion), clean but not exactly upscale. It's got a...
Joshirl
review
3 years ago
A great local club...lot of nice looking women.....very relaxed atmosphere.....and the BYOB is great feature too
My wife and I were in the Des Moines, IA area for the night visiting from MN and we decided to venture out and try a new club based on the reviews we read...
Da_Snake
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3 years ago
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Rabbit21
review
4 years ago
Lumber Yard know how to handle the wood.
First time visit. I was in town for a friend's wedding and a couple of us went out the night before. We couldn't stay out too late because of a packed schedule...
Local Hick
Illinois
review
4 years ago
Slow But Sexy
I have never been able to check out Des Moines-area strip clubs on previous visits in town, so I took advantage of some solo evening downtime this past weekend to go nudie bar-hopping. This...
MasterT71
Indiana
review
4 years ago
The Longest Lumberyard
Paul Bunyan would be proud. I came in on a tuesday night around midnight. No cover. Plenty of parking. Seems like an alright area. Walk in. Place is like a fucking ware house. Wood...
Muddy
USA
Comments: 1
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4 years ago
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Muddy
review
5 years ago
Work brought me to Des Moines...
I was in that neck of the woods for work the week before Christmas. This is a BYOB club. So means bring in your own liquor and they will supply you with mixers for...
crsm27
Minnesota
review
5 years ago
Monday night graveyard
I flew in on a Monday night and had some time to kill and decided to run back by this spot, I rolled in at around 8pm paid a nominal cover and once again...
Rabbit21
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5 years ago
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aham5
review
5 years ago
Amateur Nite
Went to The Lumberyard recently to watch the Amatuer Night contest. Me and a buddy arrived just as the show started. Since we arrived just after it started, we didn't purchase the...
Hawkeye14
Illinois
review
5 years ago
Sunday at the Yard was a Waste of Time
I had not been to the original Lumberyard in a while and I happened to be in town and had some free time on a Sunday evening so I stopped by. I arrived...
Truckfarmer
Iowa
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5 years ago
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George123789
review
5 years ago
French roast
On a rare Friday night a couple of months ago, my younger brother and I were hanging out at the Prairie Meadows Casino. At some point he said, “we should go see some...
ChuckJiver
Wayfaring Stranger
review
5 years ago
Well..... it happened!
I unfortunately visited the Lumberyard again this past week after a really substandard experience back in mid May. Why you ask? I almost asked myself the same thing the next morning. I arrived...
George123789
Somewhere over the rainbow looking at tits
Comments: 2
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5 years ago
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Jascoi
review
5 years ago
Not bad for Des a Moines on a Thursday
The place is out in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of town and is a big building with a large parking lot. You go in and pay a $10-15 cover to...
Rabbit21
review
5 years ago
Different - but nice
I found myself in Des Moines on a Friday night. Having never been to an Iowa strip club, I thought I would knock one more state off my list. Arrived about 10 pm. ...
rugrat
Roaming the USA
review
5 years ago
A nice stop in Des Moines
I arrived late on overnight driving trip, actually, about 2am, just as some frat guys were climbing out of uber with a case of cheap beer. As seems typical in Iowa, club doesn't serve,...
graaflaub
review
5 years ago
Decent place
Had a couple hours to spare. They just opened so it was $5 to get in. Dances were also 2 for 1, $40 for nude. Rules were explained to me as can touch anywhere...
Btvl
Minnesota