The LumberYard Reviews

I've been to this club a handful of times and it really is one of the most easy going strip club I've ever been to.

Located in an industrial park area. From the street, you really can't miss the big red awning. I've never been there on a weekend, but during...

I visited on a Tuesday night after midnight. Cover was $10. Tuesdays are great because they offer two for one dances. The stage is huge and the seating is plentiful. There were about 10 girls working. You have to bring your own alcohol.

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Went to the Lumberyard on a Thursday night approximately 1 month ago. I arrived around 9:30pm and stayed for an hour or 2. The parking lot was nearly empty. The place is large with 3 stages, but when there are more dancers sitting around than visitors, it tends to be...

Decided to give the Lumberyard a try after i got a little bored with the scene at Beach Girls. My last several visits at the "Yard" were not great and i havent been here in years. A few of the gals that dance at both clubs said its more of...

I was passing through Des Moines and decided to try out the Lumberyard. It was a quiet Monday Night with 3 girls working.

The place is easy to find, free parking, and fairly large. Their is a $10 cover. The no food or alcohol is available, but you...

Buddy and I went to the Lumberyard on a Thursday night approximately 1 month ago. We arrived around 10pm and stayed for a couple of hours. The parking lot was nearly empty. The place is large with 3 stages, but when there are more dancers sitting around...

I haven’t reviewed this place in years. I don’t usually review a place twice, but its been a while.

Location is on the edge of town. Fortunately all of the road construction in the area is finally done, so traffic is much easier. It was never...

The club is in an industrial park area, not too far from the interstate. Parking lot is well lit. Big building, and a lot of space inside. For the Tuesday night i was there, there was never a point where it felt crowded.

Inside, there is a main stage that is...

Outside - Big parking lot, seemed fairly well lit. Big building, well-maintained for the most part, but the entrance was showing some age and wear. The entry itself is a little bit of a step down from the exterior and definitely not worthy of the interior. One other thing,...

I have been to this club on the Friday evening.the Friday vibe was not there. it is a BYOD (bring your own drink) type. the cover was $5 since I went around 5.30pm. there were only few patrons and all of them were sitting ar the wall. the stage has...

So I was I the area finishing dinner and decided to try out the Lumber Yard for a few hours before meeting a friend for the KU game at a different bar. I got there around 630 and stayed til 830. Cover was 10. Girl at the window really...

Been around 8 months since I'd been back here and was curious to see what had changed. Not too impressed. I always check the roster on their website and but this night they didn't have one. Hopefully this isn't a common thing now.

I get there a little after midnight....

Since Tuesday is 2-for-1 night, I expected to see more than eight dancers and more than 20 customers in a club that could accommodate 300 on multi-level stages and seating, but that was the peak 11pm turnout, with one dancer on one stage for three songs at a time followed...

Visited the club on a Thursday night, arrived just before 7. Place is extremely large, not brightly lit (enough to see, but dark enough for discretion), clean but not exactly upscale. It's got a decent vibe, and hits a sweet spot between posh big city club, and small town dive...

My wife and I were in the Des Moines, IA area for the night visiting from MN and we decided to venture out and try a new club based on the reviews we read from this site. We were very happy with our choice. We both paid the...

First time visit. I was in town for a friend's wedding and a couple of us went out the night before. We couldn't stay out too late because of a packed schedule the following day. I'm not used to byob places, but we hit a liquor store...

I have never been able to check out Des Moines-area strip clubs on previous visits in town, so I took advantage of some solo evening downtime this past weekend to go nudie bar-hopping. This was the first place on my agenda, and it ended up being the last as well...

Paul Bunyan would be proud. I came in on a tuesday night around midnight. No cover. Plenty of parking. Seems like an alright area. Walk in. Place is like a fucking ware house. Wood theme all over. Two mega screen TVs. A giant plane hanging in the corner. Bathrooms on...

I was in that neck of the woods for work the week before Christmas.

This is a BYOB club. So means bring in your own liquor and they will supply you with mixers for a price.

Cover is $10. They check your id and nothing intrusive at the door. Which...

I flew in on a Monday night and had some time to kill and decided to run back by this spot, I rolled in at around 8pm paid a nominal cover and once again found myself in a fantastically oversized club for the number of dancers and customers in...

Went to The Lumberyard recently to watch the Amatuer Night contest. Me and a buddy arrived just as the show started. Since we arrived just after it started, we didn't purchase the wrist band to go up on the stage to be a judge. I am not...

I had not been to the original Lumberyard in a while and I happened to be in town and had some free time on a Sunday evening so I stopped by. I arrived around 10 pm. Note: The Lumberyard in Des Moines, Lumberyard in Cedar Rapids and...

On a rare Friday night a couple of months ago, my younger brother and I were hanging out at the Prairie Meadows Casino. At some point he said, “we should go see some naked ladies.” OK! So I called for an Uber, and we made our...

I unfortunately visited the Lumberyard again this past week after a really substandard experience back in mid May. Why you ask? I almost asked myself the same thing the next morning.

I arrived later in early evening around 8ish after being with clients. I was looking for some young,...

The place is out in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of town and is a big building with a large parking lot. You go in and pay a $10-15 cover to the door girl and head in through the doors to what looks like a gigantic pit....