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The LumberYard
1504 NE 54th Ave Des Moines, IA 50313

Reviews

review
published 20 yrs ago
Stepped in tonight and had an...
reviewed by
SoulChaser

6.0

Stepped in tonight and had an average experience. The dancer I had wanted to see wasnt there tonight, but still a decent show by all the ladies which of course, is the norm. Surprizingly, I…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Stopped in last week and had...
reviewed by
SoulChaser

8.0

Stopped in last week and had a good time. Didnt see my favorite but had a few dances in the VIP room with XXXena and a duo of August and a girl whosename escapes me…

review
published 20 yrs ago
Visited on a Thursday evening and...
reviewed by
Foxyman

8.0

Visited on a Thursday evening and it was a fun place. Very large BYOB place so you can bring your own beer or by soft drinks from vending machine for $2.

Dancers would two dances…

review
published 21 yrs ago
Stopped in the other night for...
reviewed by
SoulChaser

7.0

Stopped in the other night for the first time in well over a year and was plesantly surprized. Saw one of my old time favorites; Sydney, which was my reason for going in the first…

review
published 21 yrs ago
My first review of The Lumberyard,...
reviewed by
arbeeguy

9.0

My first review of The Lumberyard, soon after they opened a couple or three years ago, was quite pessimistic. HOW WRONG I WAS. This place has turned in to a major entertainment center…

review
published 21 yrs ago
This club still has some of...
reviewed by
thomasmn

7.0

This club still has some of the best looking ladies in the Midwest....it is to bad the club feels like your sitting in an airport hanger which does little to make it comfortable plus it…

review
published 21 yrs ago
A 3 for this club seems...
reviewed by
riddler

3.0

A 3 for this club seems very fair and perhaps generous. The following reasons provide for the rating:

The club has three different levels, actually two full levels (the upper and lower) and a half-level in…

review
published 21 yrs ago
This is a club to go...
reviewed by
Steve228

9.0

This is a club to go and have a fun night out. With the three stages there are more then enough girls dancing at a time you won't get tired of any one girl.…

review
published 21 yrs ago
I went there last night. ...
reviewed by
DandyDan

10.0

I went there last night. This is certainly the biggest club I have visited in my years of attending strip clubs. They had 45 dancers and they paraded them all out once when…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Decent club
reviewed by
Ifyouseekamy

7.0

This club is the best club in the Midwest. It could use some updating, but overall it’s a decent club.

As a dancer, I enjoy my coworkers and patrons.

Most clients are decent guys. On the…

review
published 55 yrs ago
Club with nude views
reviewed by
humpydumpty

7.3

I have listed here when I am in town for a week last month. It's a huge club and the Girls are friendly. The dances one how much mileage but I have better luck…

review
published 55 yrs ago
DJ ruined everything
reviewed by
SCOTTLIGOURI

2.3

This DJ was absolutely horrible. Talked patrons like they were school children and made fun of a Mexican dude (which was fun), but in poor taste. Dancers were alright, but some how I felt like…