The LumberYard Reviews

I'm getting more and more tired of the young crowd that comes to this club. I came in tonight hoping to see 2 ladies, but only got to see Gigi. Still as friendly and erotic as ever. Shes the reason for the high mark. If only the dancers would act...

I visited Lumberyard on a Thursday evening 8:00 pm until about midnight. On Thursdays girls get in for free so I was hoping for lots of girls-gone-wild action and I wasn't disappointed. Lots of young meat bellied up to the bar to get their sweatshirts lifted while the stripper nestled...

Stopped in for a couple hours last night to see if any of my favorites were there. Sadly they werent, but did unexpectedly see an old friend there, so that more than made up for it. Had a wonderful couple dances with Sydney, and a very nice private dance with...

Tried out The Lumber Yard a couple of times the last month or so. They have a few nice specials going on rite now. For instance Monday's are Movie Monday's you get a free video when you go. Tuesdays are 2 fer Tuesdays. ...

I checked out the Lumberyard last weekend. Of course it was packed. They are adding some more stages to the place. It already has 3 stages and a shower stage. The girls put on a good show on stage and if you can get one for...

Lots of women and, since it's a big place, not too crowded or too smokey. I have been to clubs all over the country, and this once is great because it is fully nude and usually has decent selection.

Big drawbacks for me are that the downstairs lap dance area...

I hadn't been to any Des Moines clubs before visiting The Lumber Yard (TLY) last week. TLY is a very large building, with an architecturally pleasing three-level design. There were two HUGE big-screen televisions showing sporting events. Because I was there on a Tuesday (more later), it...

I hit here on a Monday last September.

Let me just state that this has to be the most vertical strip club that I've ever seen, literally, and ought to be renamed the jungle gym. . The place has three levels but the second and third teirs go down,...

Stopped in yesterday to check out the new early opening schedule and also to have a bite to eat. They had 3 dancers there, and I took a chance and had a wonderful private dance with the wonderful, and self-admitted tease, Starla. For it being early in the afternoon, it...

This is a huge place on the north edge of Des Moines. I have been there a few times and they have never had a bad looking girl. Some of the girls they sometimes pull out of the crowd aren't always the best, but so what? The...

Pretty cool place. Very large building but not a cold atmosphere. I liked it and will return. BYOB and a twelve dollar cover with a "special feature" dancer who was a former penhouse cover. Private dances are priced ridiculously at $25 - more than getting a...

In town for business and this just happened to be one of the best clubs I've ever been to. The evening started off very slow (around 9:00) with only the top stage open, but many more funneled in and the top and middle stage opened up with dancers performing...

Went to The Lumberyard for New Year's Eve. They had 5 live bands, and there was some pyrotechnics, but the big ball in the center didn't work at midnight! oh well. if you haven't been to the Lumberyard, it is a very big club. It has a waterfall...

Stepped in tonight and had an average experience. The dancer I had wanted to see wasnt there tonight, but still a decent show by all the ladies which of course, is the norm. Surprizingly, I wasnt hustled at all for a private dance, but the real downer of the night...

Stopped in last week and had a good time. Didnt see my favorite but had a few dances in the VIP room with XXXena and a duo of August and a girl whosename escapes me at the moment. Nice selection of music, though a bit loud for my taste, and...

Visited on a Thursday evening and it was a fun place. Very large BYOB place so you can bring your own beer or by soft drinks from vending machine for $2.

Dancers would two dances on an upper stage followed by two dancers on the lower stage. Lots of...

Stopped in the other night for the first time in well over a year and was plesantly surprized. Saw one of my old time favorites; Sydney, which was my reason for going in the first place. Had a wonderful time with her in the VIP room, and will probably be...

My first review of The Lumberyard, soon after they opened a couple or three years ago, was quite pessimistic. HOW WRONG I WAS. This place has turned in to a major entertainment center for both men & women. I have never seen so many people in one...

This club still has some of the best looking ladies in the Midwest....it is to bad the club feels like your sitting in an airport hanger which does little to make it comfortable plus it still is a bar you bring your own beer...They are lucky to have such good...

A 3 for this club seems very fair and perhaps generous. The following reasons provide for the rating:

The club has three different levels, actually two full levels (the upper and lower) and a half-level in the middle. On Saturday it hosted Miss Nude Iowa. They proceded to spend hours parading...

This is a club to go and have a fun night out. With the three stages there are more then enough girls dancing at a time you won't get tired of any one girl. I was there on Wensday Night which turned out to be amature night. ...

I went there last night. This is certainly the biggest club I have visited in my years of attending strip clubs. They had 45 dancers and they paraded them all out once when I was there. And all of them were hot. It's hard to decide...