Reviews

I was in Des Moines for a two weeks for work and kept hearing about this place. I decided to go on my last night there. I was only there about an hour…

I went to the lumberyard on thursday night with the girlfriend and a couple of friends. All of the girls were hot and very friendly. They would even dance in front of you and hold…

Finally visited the Lumberyard on a Friday night during their Amateur Night. It was an interesting night but only 5 amateurs participated in the nightly activities. The best part was the girl sitting…

I was in town for work and I'd heard about this place before. I went in for a couple hours and the most impressive thing was the how good looking the dancers was. I enjoyed…

Me and a buddy stopped by on the way thru town on a Saturday afternoon. Got there right as they were opening and have a 2 for 1 special to start out when they open.…

On Saturday December 14th, my wife and I visited the Lumber Yard. As always there were lots of dancers, and almost all of them were very attractive. After sitting near the stage for…

I generally will stop into the Lumberyard while passing through Des Moines. I didn't have much time and spent most of my time at the tip rail on the first stage. As always,…

The ingredients are all here for a good time, but my visit fell short. In my opinion it's largely a training and management issue that stops this club from being great, though I read a…

Lots and LOTS of girls work there! It was amazing seeing all of the natural ladies present. I felt like Jack Kerouak was correct in saying the prettiest girls in the world are in Des…

My wife and I stopped by on Friday the 13th of September. I’ve reviewed the Lumber Yard before, so I’ll not spend a lot of time on the details of the place.

As always,…

This is a beer stained club. Huge, big barn. I don't normally go here, but the other club was a dud. I knew it was Tuesday 2 for 1, so I took…

Had some time and heard the commercials about The LumberYard. I'm originally from SoCal so I probably was expecting way too much. Disappointing on several fronts. Dancers are average but have an attitude they are…