Reviews

I wonder if the Yard hasn't gone down hill in the past couple years. Went on a Friday night and the girls just weren't as high quality as they used to be. Still…

Went to Lumber Yard on a Tuesday nite. Dances were 2 for 1 for $25. Plenty of good mileage, depending on the girl. Most of the girls ranged from 6 - 9.…

Spent about 4 hours here on 1/18; I like that they've expanded their hours to 5am. There must've been at least 35 dancers working: I only left the tip rail once and never saw…

This is Magda Carter, a woman who visits strip clubs throughout the world and writes reviews for other women. The Lumberyard is a large, all-nude, all-female, BYOB facility with three levels of wooden floor stages.…

It's so sad! This used to be a great club, absolutely full of dimes walking around. No longer! I hadn't been to the Lumberyard in almost a year, but I had a business associate in…

Big barn of a place. I was in on a recent weeknight with a small crowd. In this big building it seemed empty and energy was low. They have a multi-level setup…

Had not been in this club in over two years as my business geography had changed. So, on a recent vacation (Two weeks ago) , I had the opportunity to re-visit the club that…

This is a little dated but I was there on a Wednesday night after Labor Day. Large club with several dance areas. They have ice barrels built into the tables and are always…

Had a great time last weekend, tons of girls (working as well as in the crowd). As always they were pulling girls from the crowd onto the stage to undress them and sometimes more.…

Was passing through and stopped in. Big place, big crowd. I think 3 stages going. Good variety of gals mostly pretty young but that fit the crowd. Crowd pretty rowdy too. Didn't see a lot…

Stopped by this place about three weeks ago just because it was close to my hotel. I was kinda uncomfortable about the fact that they scan your driver's license at the front door. At the…

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for quite a while so I tried it out about a week ago on a Tuesday. Tuesday is their 2 for Tuesday when private dances are 2…

Went to TLY on a Tuesday nite. It was 2-for-1 dances. The interior of this place is big with three different stages, all on different levels. I give this club high marks…

I visited on 2-for-1 Tuesday for about 4 hours. They had 9 dancers on the early shift and and 20 on the late shift. About 60% have enhanced tits so you have to be selective…

This place is great! There were five stages and a shower stage. The club had a lot of dancers and very reasonable prices. The private dances were 25 and well worth it. I would encourage…

I agree that this is a great club. The only downside that I see is that it is too big on slower nights. I have had a lot of fun here in the…

One of the best clubs I've been to. Went here on business recently and wasn't honestly expecting much from Des Moines. I was absolutely wrong. I went with a couple coworkers and stocked up…

Went to the Lumber Yard on Thursday with a friend, this was my first visit to this club. $10 cover to get in. This club is also BYOB. They check your cooler…

Had another chance to visit the 'yard on a recent Tuesday night. I arrived about 11 pm and the place was pretty quieit. Gigi had just left so I got some fun dances…

Large sized club, byob. Went on a Wednesday night about 11pm. There were about 20 girls working, and I didn't see anything less than a 6-7; lots of bolt-on tits. I had a…

This is the first time I've been there in over a year. It's a huge place with lots of beautiful ladies. It does tend to have a party atmosphere. In the past,…

Stopped in last night for the first time there in a long time... way too long, but I had some extra money, and it was 2 for Tuesday, so I figured what the heck. Gigi…

I have been trying to get to the LY for a long time...finally made it last Saturday night. Overall, I'm sorry to report that I was disappointed and did not have a great time,…

You would never expect to find a Vegas size club like this in a backwater like Des Moines, but here it is. 4 stories tall, 3 level stage & it probably holds a 1,000 guys…

Great party atmosphere. This place is packed on weekends, especially after 10. So get there early if you want a seat, even away from the stage. Tons of girls, most are very…