Reviews

Went to The Lumberyard recently to watch the Amatuer Night contest. Me and a buddy arrived just as the show started. Since we arrived just after it started, we didn't purchase the wrist…

I had not been to the original Lumberyard in a while and I happened to be in town and had some free time on a Sunday evening so I stopped by. I arrived around…

On a rare Friday night a couple of months ago, my younger brother and I were hanging out at the Prairie Meadows Casino. At some point he said, “we should go see some naked…

I unfortunately visited the Lumberyard again this past week after a really substandard experience back in mid May. Why you ask? I almost asked myself the same thing the next morning. I arrived later…

The place is out in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of town and is a big building with a large parking lot. You go in and pay a $10-15 cover to the…

I found myself in Des Moines on a Friday night. Having never been to an Iowa strip club, I thought I would knock one more state off my list. Arrived about 10 pm. Club…

I arrived late on overnight driving trip, actually, about 2am, just as some frat guys were climbing out of uber with a case of cheap beer. As seems typical in Iowa, club doesn't serve, but…

Had a couple hours to spare. They just opened so it was $5 to get in. Dances were also 2 for 1, $40 for nude. Rules were explained to me as can touch anywhere but…

The club itself seems to be in a generally safe area of town and the lighting inside is dim enough that some discretion can be had. When I went it was not to busy. There…

This was not the place for me, but could be a good place for lots of guys. If you are a guy who likes to go to a club in a tee shirt and hoodie…

So this is a regular club when I’m in Des Moines. It was a Tuesday night, so not as many dancers and in fact the club was pretty emptied out of people when I was…

Went in around 8:00 on a Saturday night. Cover charge was $15. You are allowed to bring in your own alcohol, so stopping at a liquor store before hand is highly recommended.…

Located in a decent area of town and not to far from other stip clubs. Cover was $10 when I went in and there was enough dancers to keep 2 stages going. They shove titties…

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for a while, and my wife recently started going out with me to clubs. Decided to take her. We had a great time, There…

If you're planning on coming out of state to work at this place I would definitely would not recommend!! the staff is absolutely rude walking in the door your first day, even though we had…

I’ve visited here a few times. The dancers are a good mix of ethnicity. Most girls are at least a 7 and up. A few 9s for sure. There’s a cover at the door $10 pretty…

For some reason clubs in Des Moines seem hard to find (meaning they are off the beaten path). The Lumber Yard in Des Moines is no exemption.....it is tucked away in an industrial area…

The club was actually very clean and orderly. The initial entrance did seem a bit ghetto, but besides that the building was good. It was clean all around and the clients seem like average people.…

So i went in early. I had driven from CO, which was about 700 miles and had another 400 the next day to go. It was an amateur night according to the calendar.…

Went back to the old Lumber Yard. They should call this the "Lumbar" yard. Three levels of stages, and there were about 15 girls working. Most of them were sitting against a…

I returned to Des Moines a couple weeks ago, and decided to go to The Lumberyard for the night with a couple of friends. I have visited the place once or twice a year for…

There were more dancers than customers. All of the dancers I saw were hotter and younger than average. There were a couple of blonde white girls in their early 20s with perfect slender…

Parking - free. Lots of it Cover - $10 ( i think ). May have been 15 BYOB. Tip - sit at a table just back from the top stage. There are recessed "coolers".…

This was my first visit to the Lumber Yard in over a year. It is a huge club with 3 levels, but during the time I was there, they only had the top stage running,…

This club is HUGE. It's a big hall with chairs and tables all along the wall. The middle part is full of stages on multiple levels. So if you want a touch-free show, you will…