Reviews

I had not been to the original Lumberyard in a while and I happened to be in town and had some free time on a Sunday evening so I stopped by. I arrived around…

On a rare Friday night a couple of months ago, my younger brother and I were hanging out at the Prairie Meadows Casino. At some point he said, “we should go see some naked…

I unfortunately visited the Lumberyard again this past week after a really substandard experience back in mid May. Why you ask? I almost asked myself the same thing the next morning.

I arrived later…

The place is out in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of town and is a big building with a large parking lot. You go in and pay a $10-15 cover to the…

I found myself in Des Moines on a Friday night. Having never been to an Iowa strip club, I thought I would knock one more state off my list.

Arrived about 10 pm. Club…

I arrived late on overnight driving trip, actually, about 2am, just as some frat guys were climbing out of uber with a case of cheap beer. As seems typical in Iowa, club doesn't serve, but…

Had a couple hours to spare. They just opened so it was $5 to get in. Dances were also 2 for 1, $40 for nude. Rules were explained to me as can touch anywhere but…

The club itself seems to be in a generally safe area of town and the lighting inside is dim enough that some discretion can be had. When I went it was not to busy. There…

This was not the place for me, but could be a good place for lots of guys. If you are a guy who likes to go to a club in a tee shirt and hoodie…

So this is a regular club when I’m in Des Moines. It was a Tuesday night, so not as many dancers and in fact the club was pretty emptied out of people when I was…

Went in around 8:00 on a Saturday night. Cover charge was $15. You are allowed to bring in your own alcohol, so stopping at a liquor store before hand is highly recommended.…

Located in a decent area of town and not to far from other stip clubs. Cover was $10 when I went in and there was enough dancers to keep 2 stages going. They shove titties…