Ritz Reviews

I used to be a roughly a monthly regular of the Ritz about 5 years ago before the City of Houston forced latex and booty shorts on the dancers. I have been going...

I went to the club to enjoy the buffet, and see what kind of girls on shift. Girls dance off two stages on the first floor which has a bar and CR. There is...

It was a slow Tuesday night and it was raining really hard. I decided to go check out the ritz after reading all the reviews and that I only loved 10 min. from there....

Kinda cool returning to where it all started 13 years ago. Ritz is the first sc I've ever visited. Weird thing is that 13 years ago I didn't get carded, this time I did....

What a difference a weekend makes! I was there on Friday and left after two hours with no dances. Girls were mostly 5s and 6s, waitresses were slow and unfriendly, and no...

I went here last night and haven't been here or in Houston since late May. This was my go to club when in Houston and the last time I was here I had...

I've been a long time member of this club and have a lifetime VIP membership so I've been coming for years, but a couple of Sundays ago, I visited for the first time during...

I was a bit disappointed in my visit, although some of it was due to the fact that it was my first time there. Got there shortly after 8. Paid $10 for valet parking...

For the last year the Ritz has been my preferred club to visit and have fun. The place is awkwardly located at the corner of I-45 and Clearbrook, which can make it a...

Went during lunch on a Monday, which is admittedly not the best time to go. It was pretty sparse, but relaxed and girls took turns dancing on stage. The place falls under the pasty...

Stopped in after taking off early one Friday Afternoon. Paid the $5 cover and was escorted to a table by a really cute and friendly waitress. Purchased a $5 longneck and sat...

This another top notch Houston joint. The drinks are reasonable priced and if you are there during happy hour you can find some really great deals. I think I paid $5...

The hotel shuttle driver suggested the place as "clean and reasonably priced" and he was right. Got there in time for Monday Night Football, $7 cover. Ordered from menu, I was told...

Thie club is on the southbound side of the 45 by exit 35. Manitory complementary valet parking. The cover was $10.00 and a waitress showed me to a seat of my choosing. The gal...

This was actually my first time at a strip club and my bachelor party and I have to say that the place was really nice. It had a nice layout. If you didn't want...

I stopped by Ritz on a Sunday evening for my first visit to a club on the Southside of Houston. I usually frequent Galleria area clubs or more up North so I wasn't...

The overall appearance of he club is nice with a buffet for lunch that sticks around until it's either all eaten or time for the evening crowd. There is a front area that is...

Was a bored Monday night and decided to check out the talent available a the Ritz. The club had about 5 customers and about 15 dancers. Typical target rich environment. I decided to hang...

The Ritz used to be a fun and upscale place. Well, no more. I was here last night, Thursday, and it was boring. Unless you wear a hat or over 60, do not...

The Ritz is about a 15 minute drive from my office so I decided to take a long lunch Wednesday afternoon. I arrived at the club around 1:30 PM and was greeted at...

This is not a review of one specific visit to the Ritz. Rather it is comments gleaned from a long time customer who has been going off and on for many years. ...

The Ritz was very disappointing. Almost everybody that lands at Hobby can see their big signs with a hot girl in a tank top, inviting you to the best sports bar in Houston. Well,...

Went alone on my way to Galveston for business. The club itself had a very relaxed atmosphere - almost like a roadhouse instead of a glam style strip club. Very large space, although the...

Ah, the Ritz. Right off the Gulf Freeway so easy to find, you just have to be quick to turn into the small entrance that spreads out into a large lot. Security is there...

The Ritz is a great venue for someone looking for a good time. Either alone or with the boys. The key is to tip the bartenders and waitresses. They will...