Men's Club of Houston

I really like this club.<br> <br> Arrived on a recent Monday around 7:00 pm. There were less than 10 dancers on shift at that time and the seats were ~20% full. Dancers,…

Came by on a Friday night, just in time for the end of Happy Hour. They have $1.50 beers until 9PM. Really can't beat that. My buddies and I…

Back in Houston for the first time in a while and hearing that my old favorite, Treasures, has gone downhill I decoded to check out the Men's Club. Overall, I was…

Visited on a Tuesday night. Arrived around 10:00 pm and left around midnight. $13 cover. I only drank bottles sparkling water that night. They were $6 each. Nice club. Feels…

Visited on a week night while I was in town for work. I went there with a buddy. I chose to sit in the back room which is "reserved seating". I am…

Went to this club for a bachelor party. Impressed with how nice the club looked. Paid the $13 cover and walked into the club. There's 3 bars and 3 stages (1 main…

So after visiting treasures, ive decided to visit the men's club on Tuesday evening. As other reviewers mentioned, this is maybe the classiest gentlemen club in Houston. There were many dancers for…

I have been to a lot f strip clubs and this is one of the nicest, in every way. The building and grounds are very nice and there is even a pool…

If you have some cash, this place is awesome. At first I was disappointed because I was summoned by this blonde that seemed "OK" so I talked to her for a…

Let's be real- there is a problem with Houston strip clubs and this place is the epicenter of that problem. It use to be so good- the girls were always smoking hot…

I hit up the Men's Club for the first time last night. It was a Sunday night, and I didn't arrive until Midnight, so I wasn't expecting the top tier dancers. There…

I apologize in advance for the length of this review first and foremost. After reading the reviews I feel I need to mention my first and only trip here. It happened…

Went there about 10pm on a crowded evening. Crowd seems to have a good time, even though lots of young folks. They seemed to have a bachelor party going or something. Overall…

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening and the place was jammin. This seems to be one of the places that recently got by the Houston pastie ordinance, as boobies were on…

Was in Houston for a few days and stopped by Monday and Tuesday night. Both times from around 10pm to close, which is 2 am on Monday and Tuesday. This is a…

This was my first trip to this particular club. It was definitely very clean and seemed pretty upscale, especially compared to many other clubs in this city. I went around lunch time…

Have gone to the Men's Club for many years and went there frequently in the 1990's I just want to give some perspective on the current Men's Club versus the 1990's. I…

Place is located near the Galleria, so you know it's not ghetto. Posh for Houston, but not as over the top glitzy as you'll see in touristy cities. Ample parking, and well-lit…

First off, it's not topless. They have pasties on. That aside "TMC" is a great place to go around lunch time. Cheap cover (a few bucks) and cheap beer (also a few…

I arrived around 2am during a bachelor party because it was of the only clubs in the area open late. You receive a ticket for the breakfast buffet after paying the $15…

So I don't normally find myself at a strip club on a Monday night. However, I received a text message from a buddy of mine at around 5:30pm that said, "$3 cover,…

I was there for a friend's bachelor party. It was my first time to the club. We were in a group of around eight guys. The girls are mostly nice and are…

Walked in on a Thursday afternoon after arriving in town with some time to kill. Was looking for a place to kill a few hours and checked tuscl for a spot near…

There's no daytime cover and happy hour beers are cheap, so this is my favorite place to drop by after work & wait out traffic. The girls are always great to look…

First time in area, so decided to give it a try. Thought it could be interesting for Halloween. Arrived around 10:30PM. Plenty of parking and no requirement for Valet. That being said,…

Pulled into the parking lot with a buddy of mine at around 2:00pm on a Thursday. Lot was fairly empty and it was raining so the valet attendant was nowhere to…

Came here while in town for business. Physically its a nice club and has a nice layout and definitely has the feel of being upscale. Walked in an waitress immediately…

I highly reccommend this club if you are looking for hot girls who know how to show a good time and if you have some money to burn. You can sit and…

Except for major boxing or MMA nights, the club offers free poker most Saturday nights. The doors open at 6 pm with the poker starting at 7 pm, and a $3…

Was there around 7:30 pm, they had a big Parking lot, but it still packed, which is a good sign. Went in and to pay $13 as cover fee. Took a table close…

It's a very conservative club , the girls are mostly nice , good looking girls ranging from 7-8 range no 10s tonight ( Thursday) but no ugly girls , the large pasties…

I came here in the early evening with a few coworkers of mine. The place itself is pretty clean and well-kept. I don't live in the Houston area so I…

Texas strip clubs are usually awesome....and the Men's Club doesn't disappoint. Was in Houston for a 3 days of work training and of course had to visit a few clubs. There must…

Men's Club of Houston is a located in a nice, upscale building. The dancers are mostly attractive, and have friendly Southern belle personalities. Most are between 6-8, although from…

My first impressions of this club were very good, but I soon saw past the veneer and this turned into one of my worst strip club experiences ever. Arrived at 8:30 and pulled…

Had heard about this place and decided to give it a shot. The club itself is very nice. Big...at least three bars that I could see. Its clean and fitting for…

Some of the Treasures exes have swam to the Mens Club. Not very private, but the quality is still some of the best in town. Serious lookers, but some know it. Still…

Took the wife to her first strip club and we had a great time. Although it was not couples night we felt very comfortable. The staff was great, our waitress…

My wife and I had a great time here. Very nice club, but was packed due to a boxing match. Once everyone cleared out, it was nice. The club has…

The positives - good looking women here as most of them come in Houston area tittie bars. Wow, they make Chicago area women look like howlers. In this particular club,they…

This place is the Lake Wobegone of strip clubs - all the dancers are above average. Or, almost all are. I stopped in at about 4 pm and 5…

I guess I'm just adding some info., to what most reviews would have already mentioned. Tuesday evening was a little quiet at the club but the plus side is if you have been…

Very good club for the money. I was visiting Houston on business, and only had time to hit one club. I chose well! It was only $3 to get…

I have to say that this eveing was pretty much dead . I got there about 9ish and there were only 5 dancers . A few waitress and maybe one bartender .…

I went to the mens club on one a Saturday night. It was my second time to go to a strip club. The first club I have been to was Mitchell Brother…

The club is in the Galleria area, so you can already guess that it won't be trashy. The club atmosphere is higher-end and nice. The club was not very big,…

This club is low mileage, usually no touching tits in the lap dance area which is quite bright and the managers are said to be watching. The dances are tame. Girls are…

This was a very good trip for while in Houston on business. Got to the club around 8pm and parking was no problem. Don't have to valet park which is…

I went to the Men's club for the first time in over a decade. The decor and layout has changed a lot from what i remembered, but you expect that as…

I have two words for you: breakfast buffet (sorry to disappoint you, pervs) If you just left the bar at 2am and refuse to call it a night, like yours truly and company,…

I arrived here on probably the slowest night possible. I am at a major, nationally known gentlemen's club and there is ONE customer in there when I walk in. There were about…

I went to the Men's Club on a Saturday night. I went there, because I wanted to watch the Anderson Silva VS Sonnen UFC fight, & they play the audio there unlike…

Went on a Friday afternoon, around 3pm. They didn't charge me a cover which was surprising (isn't there a mandatory $5 charge now?), but a pleasant surprise. The hostess at the front…

No cover charge before 9 PM on weekdays and domestic long necks and wells are $1.75 also before 9 PM on weekdays. However, cover after 9 PM is $13 and domestics increase…

Club is big, and very nice. The stage is a long runway with no pole. No privacy unless you buy a bottle or a membership. Drinks watered down. Dancers…

So, my buddy invited me to hang out at the Mens club after work. I had only been here one time before and all I remembered is that it was crazy…

By far one of the nicest clubs in Houston. I sat down for dinner and was pleasantly surprised by how good the food was. Then stopped by a beautiful Asian…

Definitely looks classy from the outside. No mandatory valet which is nice - parking lot is well lit but hidden from street by high walls. Cops seemed to be on duty outside…

Definitely looks classy from the outside. No mandatory valet which is nice - parking lot is well lit but hidden from street by high walls. Cops seemed to be on duty outside…

The club is next to the Galleria and so it's walking distance if you're staying there. It was a five minute walk for myself and so I don't know how much parking…

Returned 2 years after my last visit. This time was disappointing - the quality of the girls isn't as good as what I remember. Several were chunky and there weren't…

My first visit here and it was really a great experience. Normally I dont go for the high roller type of club but tend to go for the dive bar as…

went in December of last year, as I always did with my high school buddies for our annual traditional visit. Little did we know it would be our last ever.…

Your OTHER reviews on The Men's Club seem to be somewhat outdated. THIS PLACE has OUTSTANDINGLY GREAT FOOD specials for EVERY LUNCH DAY (11am - 2pm) & it has OUTSTANDING drink specials…

Have come here occasionally for weekday happy hours and it's not a bad spot to have a drink and some eye candy. The no cover and $1.50 domestic bottle beers and wells…

Went there on a Saturday night - no cover before 9PM. Have not been there in years! Need a collar shirt to get in. I went inside and was…

Pretty lame. Pretty girls, expensive action. No lap dances in main area. VIP area is sectioned off with "members only" sign. I was asked for dances (no small talk).. she said that I would have…

No poles so only stage dancing - the girls at this night were not that good, but I was in for a good time, so I got a couple of lap dances.…

If you aren't willing to spend some money, be ready to leave without a single girl saying more than 3 words to you. In my opinion, the girls here are one of…

Best thing about the Mens Club Houston, no cover before 9 and $1.50 beers. The dancers are nice looking but Houston has strange rules for strip clubs (pasties and huge shorts…

Checked out Mens Club recently after seeing the bad reviews it is getting... I super enjoyed it. Sure the club is old and falling apart, but you can still see what it…

How far the mighty have fallen. Last time here was in the 80s when this was featured in Playboy. It was cavernous with rows of lapdances. Now sections of…

we were bored after going to the dance clubs so some one in the group suggested this place. after all he had a vip membership, which supposedly takes care of cover for…

I’ve been to this club twice now and both times were for bachelor parties so needless to say I was somewhat inebriated, well the first time I barley remember, so this review…

I was staying at the Hilton next door and decided to walk over for a hour visit at 6 PM. There was no cover charge (free until 9 PM according to…

Visiting when I had about an hour or so to kill on a Friday afternoon. Club is very nice, inside and out, and in a nice area. There wasn't a cover during…

This place is pretty upscale... The girls here are hot hot hot! There is one girl there Katiana... a latina. You really really need a private from her, she knows…

Was a very nice club. Definitly thrived on the VIP crowd. Had a great chat with the bartender, who recommened some ladies for dances. His recommendations were spot on,…

I was staying at the Hilton Garden Inn next door for business and decided to walk over with a co-worker. The place was absolutely dead and they let us in without…

I went on St. Patrick's day and of course they were serving $3 green beer. I sat near the stage and had some food. They really have good food! The dancers that night…

I had a business dinner in the area and went to the Men's Club afterwards, from around 10:30pm until closing at 2am. The girls were a mix, but a few were…

How is this place open during the afternoons? Normally the hotter ones are there at night - but here the quality is way down. I guess they all retreated to Treasures? Check…

This is a very upscale club with alot of beautiful women. The main stage is a runway with no pole, so you get more of a floor routine that several of…

Showed up after work when I was in the neighborhood. I rarely visit the "known" clubs in the Galleria area as I prefer the clubs that are a little further out.…

I stop in here a lot after work, when I want to have a drink and wait out the traffic. From the outside, it looks like any other club, but once…

The Men's Club has the best looking dancers in Houston. As others have mentioned, not much privacy if you stay in the main floor. The VIP section is off to…

This was my first visit to the Men's Club, and I admit I had been reluctant to go because of the reports of the unfriendly dancers and lack of privacy for dances.…

I have had different experience with this club but last time I stopped by, about a month ago, I swore to myself that this is the last time. The girls are still…

As soon as I came in I feel in love with a dancer that said she was from New York. Really friendly and believe it or not paid for her own drink.…

I was in the area and decided to stop in for a look as it has had good reviews for its quality atmosphere. It was only 8 in the evening and…

You know it's bad when you go there for the food. Dancers are still the hottest around - some young, some older, some natural but a lot of implants (if you…

Visited MCH a number of times while visiting Houston. Good size, food, staff and strippers. Always had a good time, was not hustled by any dancer. They were upfront about what…

Went there twice about 10 minutes apart. The first time I wasn't wearing a shirt with a collar. So much for my casual slacks experiment. I really didn't want…

Still the hottest girls in town. Very classy, girls you would take home to momma. The major problem is still the snooty factor - very little touching during dances (as…

Quality of the place has declined, but I went after midnight and for the Saturday breakfast. The the dancers are nowhere on the floor. You have to flag girls down and it's…

I've been to the Men's Club several times over the last several years. I have noticed the quality of the club decline dramatically over the last year. I will admit…

This club is great for couples! My husband took me here in early Jan and we have gone back several times since then. Most of the ladies have no problem…

Always hot women the best club in town. If you can get into vip you can spend some time with a lady in one of the dark corners, the best…

Traditionally I have been down on this club. The reason is that most of the ladies here at one time tend to ignore the younger guys. This isn't terrible but…

We just went there tonight with two friends. Actually, we planned to go to another club (we will probably go there tomorrow), but the taxi driver told us that the Men's Club…