Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

My first visit here and it...

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jimmyblong
Dec 12, 2011, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

My first visit here and it was really a great experience. Normally I dont go for the high roller type of club but tend to go for the dive bar as i feel your nasty dollar goes further. I was able to walk here from the Houston Galleria so no cabs were needed. They had no cover before 9 and had $1.75 bottles of beer. Right on. The free buffet looked a little suspect but I arrived near the end. I ordered a chicken sandwich of the menu for $8 and it was incredible. Fries werent bad either. I know this isnt a food review web site, but dinner for under $10 is pretty cool, and you get to look at semi naked chicks while eating....deal!

The girls have to wear this ridiculous latex covering most of their breasts and never really get down to anything that resembles a g-string so you have to use your imagination. After eating I got a brief tour of the club and an explanation of the different options for dances. $20 a song on the side of the main room up to a silly priced Champagne room experience that I am not about. Got a couple of dances and was impressed with how my hands were able to roam over the latexed covered naughty bits. If I had a latex fetish, i would be very happy. No kitty play and a little bit of Nascar on her part but no races got finished in the 3 song set.

I would go back for the meal and the dances were OK.

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