Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

The club is in the Galleria...

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Blahm
Jan 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

The club is in the Galleria area, so you can already guess that it won't be trashy. The club atmosphere is higher-end and nice. The club was not very big, though, there's only one main floor. I came on a Wednesday evening, and there were 2 stages with dancers dancing on them, one was the center stage, another was a platform near the middle. It was clean, dimly lit with nice lights, and looked upscale with no thug vibes at all. The music level was good, it never felt intrusive.

The dancers are beautiful. There are no fat dancers, they are mostly skinny and look like models. However, since they are skinny, more will be lacking in the boobs department, but that's fine with me. They are mostly white, but when I went that day there were some asians. The girls are not only beautiful, but they were nice, too. I got 2 dances from this one girl who was beautiful. The only downside is you can't be touchy, because they say the managers are watching them. I stopped trying to touch her after she warned me a few times. I guess it adds to the imagination though by not touching.. I still had a good time.

As far as costs go, the parking was free, and the cover when I went was only 3$ which is great. I didn't buy any drinks and they didn't force me to like some clubs. Dances are $20, but the VIP is like $250 and the champagne room is $350 for a bottle and another $500/hr. I was told the champagne room was more private. The girl showed me the champagne room, but it didn't seem that private to me. I didn't see any doors, it just looked like a set of rooms off to the side with no managers around to monitor.

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