I apologize in advance for the...

I apologize in advance for the length of this review first and foremost. After reading the reviews I feel I need to mention my first and only trip here. It happened a while ago. Late last summer of `11 let's say late August early September I went with my wife. I pulled in to the parking lot and felt good, it was well lit and plenty of spots, yet there were a TON of vehicles there. Walking in The atmosphere was great, clean and not overwhelming like other clubs. We don't go out like this ever so this was to be a special treat. After getting through the doors and past the lingerie shop we headed into the club, it was probably 11 or 11:30 on a Saturday night and all I can tell you was it wasn't what I expected at all. Multiple stages there but only the main was going, and there were only 2 girls on the floor with one on the stage.....this is a Saturday night!?! There were only 5 or so customers, I got the vibe like this was a lot of hype for this club without the girls or music to back it up! It was very much like going to a strip club at 3PM on a Tuesday, just dead. We made our way to a table sat and watched the last part of the stage girls dance. she went off the stage and there was dead air, low music no DJ talking nothing, about 10 minutes later the announcement came for the next girl, DJ had no emotion and sounded like he didn't want to be there. of course the next girl was a fairly homely (probably 6/10), nothing special she was one of the 3 we saw when we came in. My wife for whatever reason wanted to wonder to the side stage where a very pretty girl was dancing, it was the champagne room which i explained we wanted no part of, she went anyway. There we found 6 frat boys watching this girl, we were approached by an older women (at least 55) and told about the policy with that room, which i would have paid for if THERE WERE ANY WOMEN THERE! we left the room went out front to an empty stage AGAIN. We sat down again and we were approached by the girl who just got off stage and asked flat out if i or we wanted a dance, we decided to try it, and i went to the ATM, as i returned (the stage was still empty) the dancer was half heartily dancing for my wife to barely audible music, both looked bored. the song that played was short as in 2 minutes short. by the time i sat down the song was over and the dancer asked for $120 for the "dance", i asked why so much and she claimed it was a couples dance that was 2 songs long..bullsh** i gave her $20 and said if she wants the rest either finish the dance (which no one wanted) or go get the manager so i could explain how she tried to rip us off. After that disappointment we walked out to the smokers area/pool area, which was empty and decided to call it a night, what a bust. This is Houston, full of business men and oil money and this place is bending over backwards for a bunch of 22 year olds? Hell even that treatment wasn't that great from what i saw,great job Mens Club! I should try to give them another chance but after wasting my moment in the sun on the last trip i still don't know if its worth the time. WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.