Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

This place is the Lake Wobegone...

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Feb 14, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

This place is the Lake Wobegone of strip clubs - all the dancers are above average. Or, almost all are. I stopped in at about 4 pm and 5 of the first 6 dancers were 9's or 9.5's. it was amazing. One jaw-dropper after another. First up was Jessica, then Carmen, then Cali, then one to be forgotten, then Lisa, and then I ran out of memory space and can't name the sixth. But, she was pretty awesome too.

And, the ladies are generally friendly and will take some time to get to know you. The LD's are usually good with good one-way contact. As others have noted the LD area is pretty open and touching is limited. Only a few of the dancers are pushy, but most are willing to take you to the back if you are willing to pay. That's my one consistent objection to this club, that you have to pay so much to get a bottle so management will look the other way.

Once in a while this place is Silicone City, but it wasn't on this visit. Man, do I hate silicone!

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