Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

Except for major boxing or MMA...

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Dougg
Sep 8, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Except for major boxing or MMA nights, the club offers free poker most Saturday nights. The doors open at 6 pm with the poker starting at 7 pm, and a $3 cover I think to pay the city tax. There is also a $5 buffet till 8 pm, which is good but just not that much variety. A local company runs the poker which is Texas Hold'em with a $70 prize for first place (so free poker plus a chance for a little money!).

The women don't start dancing till about 9 pm, and doesn't really get rolling till about 11pm! So, the advantages, you can talk to some of the waitresses, scope out the dancers as they come in, and some are relaxed and happy to talk, although they of course still want to sell dances. And you can shoot the breeze with some of your fellow patrons, and don't underestimate this as helping you be more at ease and at home in your environment (although some of the people take the poker too seriously).

The women are from age 19 to early 30s. Both Anglo and Hispanic dancers, and I think one Asian young lady, although I did not see any African-American dancers. The dancers wear latex pasties, although you can still see hard nipples and they keep the place cold. There's a lot of ass shaking with kind of half-thongs, half-bikinis, the ass shaking is great for me as I'm an unreconstituted ass man.

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