Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

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review
14 years ago
The first thing you need to...
The first thing you need to know about this club is the last word in its name -- "Restaurant." That's what it is. It is not a strip club with good food, it...
stevebaker
review
14 years ago
Crystal City Restaurant - the Stepford...
Crystal City Restaurant - the Stepford Strippers of No. Va. Despite having read the reviews, it turns out this is the ONLY club in the Crystal City, VA area that was within walking distance to...
earlyriser60609
Jerzey boi
review
14 years ago
Decided to give this place another...
Decided to give this place another try. Still not impressed. Women are older. Friendly enough on the surface as they walk by for their collection of dollars but no interest in talking. Strange. Morale...
FatherChristmas
review
14 years ago
Good food at cheap prices. No...
Good food at cheap prices. No nudity, dancers tend to be older. Like the others said, more of a sports bar. I have been to places all over the world and this one hardly...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
15 years ago
I decided to take a long...
I decided to take a long lunch break and ventured with a couple of comrades over to the Restaurant. no cover, and the food was excellent. While this place does not have...
1Chanman
District of Columbia
review
15 years ago
Nice place to stop for dinner...
Nice place to stop for dinner after work. Big screen TV's with various games on. Regular rotation of dancers, so as long as you're looking for a Sports Pub ambiance that includes...
apache364
Florida
review
15 years ago
You've got to be kidding me!...
You've got to be kidding me! A group of friends and I stopped in on a Sunday night just to compare to clubs back home. We found the club to have a nice...
cajuncreation13
review
15 years ago
Stopped by CCR on a Thursday...
Stopped by CCR on a Thursday evening. It's right next door to a 7-11. Top positive: No cover and inexpensive to hang out here. Biggest negative: If you buy a dance, it's look only....
hitony
review
15 years ago
I stopped in at CCR on...
I stopped in at CCR on Friday afternoon. This club is very easy to find. It is at the corner of Eads and 23rd Street. There are several positive things about...
glover
Florida
review
15 years ago
As others have mentioned, the CCR...
As others have mentioned, the CCR was recently remodeled due to the change in Virginia smoking law. The area that used to house the pool tables is now a separate windowed/walled off area...
bob76
Virginia
review
15 years ago
Visited CCR a couple Sundays ago....
Visited CCR a couple Sundays ago. They've remodeled the place to comply with Virginia's new smoking laws... there's 1 pole in the main, non-smoking section and 1 pole in an enclosed smoking section. There...
choppercitybg
review
15 years ago
Nice atmosphere, a little tipping pressure...
Nice atmosphere, a little tipping pressure but not excessive. Dancers are older but generally still attractive and friendly as long as the dollars flow. Some touching is allowed and reciprocated, but extras are limited....
moonlight
Florida
review
15 years ago
First time visiting this place and...
First time visiting this place and its definately not your typical club. More of a restaurant than a strip club. Food and beer prices were similar to a sports bar, not as high as...
five4fighting_1966
review
15 years ago
Stopped by the restaurant while in...
Stopped by the restaurant while in town on a business trip. The food was decent - typical bar fare - but what I really enjoyed was the laid back atmosphere. Not a...
Al_Czervik
review
15 years ago
Every once in a while I...
Every once in a while I drop in here and see nothing special about the place. Dancers tend to be older....jaded....not interested in customers for the most part (unless you've established a history of...
JackOlantern
review
15 years ago
As of Dec 1, 2009, Virginia...
As of Dec 1, 2009, Virginia requires restaurants and bars to be non-smoking (yea for me, as I don't smoke) unless they have a separate space w/ its own ventilation system as designated for...
yamas
Virginia
review
15 years ago
Went to this club twice on...
Went to this club twice on Sunday 12/27. The first visit was too early for dancers but the food, service and value were excellent. Later in the afternoon went back and found pretty, fit...
David1096
Virginia
review
15 years ago
Stopped in for the first time...
Stopped in for the first time in a while. First visit since Virginia went smoke-free Dec. 1. Actually CCR is not smoke-free, it has a seperate smoking room. I hate smoking but the separation...
ray789
review
15 years ago
I was in this club years...
I was in this club years ago but it has changed a lot - and is still very constrained by state & local laws requiring pasties on nipples! So any true lover of...
ExplorerBoy
review
15 years ago
I actually got in around 11:30...
I actually got in around 11:30 and left at about 1:00 a.m. Place was pretty packed. There have been some renovations at CCR since the last reviewer. The pool table in...
redrocks
Missouri
review
15 years ago
Some people may be disappointed because...
Some people may be disappointed because that's not a real strip club. It is very similar to Archibald's and Camelot in DC - only stage dancing, no lap dances, almost no conversations with the girls...
striving
Colorado
review
15 years ago
I stopped in on an NFL...
I stopped in on an NFL Sunday. There are tv's all around the place and I was able to watch every game. The dancers are up on stage for 2-3 songs, then...
dawg
South Carolina
review
15 years ago
This is a decent place if...
This is a decent place if you are fine with pasties and no lapdances. There are a decent amount of really attractive dancers, no cover, and the food is actually pretty good and...
bobbaman
review
15 years ago
I stopped by CCR on Wednesday...
I stopped by CCR on Wednesday night after the baseball game got delayed by rain. I have to say the dancers were above average....sexy bodies and beautiful faces. I just hate to...
sooper_lover
review
15 years ago
This review actually covers two visits...
This review actually covers two visits on consecutive days. First was a Wed night after checking into my Crystal City hotel. Was watching the Nuggets-Lakers game while hoping to catch some nice...
redrocks
Missouri