Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club Reviews

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review
15 years ago
About a dozen dancers on shift,...
About a dozen dancers on shift, most of them fairly hot. They'd make a killing in a real lap club. SteveBaker's review is spot on. A great place to get some...
redrocks
Missouri
review
16 years ago
NOTE: this is pasties and g-strings...
NOTE: this is pasties and g-strings (i.e., a bikini club) This is a very inconspicuous club, next door (connected) to a 7-11 and right of the main "restaurant row" in Crystal City. ...
stevebaker
review
16 years ago
Ratings given based on expectations with...
Ratings given based on expectations with Virginia laws. Stage dances only. Girls wear pasties. However, the food, beer and service is very good and the atmosphere is laid back. If...
Sparky101
review
16 years ago
the club is located next to...
the club is located next to metro station. good location surrounded by a lot of restaurants, so it is a pretty safe area to hung out late. the parking is tough. you may have...
lovestrip234
review
16 years ago
I've never had so much fun...
I've never had so much fun at a strip club without getting a dance. This place has good food and beer and pretty decent looking girls. The music is top 40 and the crowd...
kisspriya
review
16 years ago
This place was located close to...
This place was located close to my hotel near the airport. Typical Virginia club with dancers on stage in pasties. The dancers did appear to be in the 6-8 range, but not really...
BigJ04
review
16 years ago
Seems like the tough times have...
Seems like the tough times have hit my beloved CCR. Was in last week and it seemed like there were fewer dancers than I can ever recall seeing. Worse yet, the quality has gone...
VAfritz
review
16 years ago
The commercial says "they don't come...
The commercial says "they don't come here for the food." Well, sometimes we actually do. The food in general is quite good, and we can't get enough of the steak bites. ...
big_blind1
review
16 years ago
Stopped by for a quick lunch...
Stopped by for a quick lunch and to enjoy looking at some gorgeous young women. As usual the girls here were very sexy looking and very friendly. Except for the pasties and...
bob_b
Virginia
review
16 years ago
This place is all about setting...
This place is all about setting your expectations. If you have been to joints in FL, CA, or Vegas, this might be a letdown. You have to remember Virginia law prohibits any real fun....
VAfritz
review
16 years ago
I've visited Crystal City Restaurant about...
I've visited Crystal City Restaurant about a dozen times over the past six or seven years. As others have noted, due to Virginia location, pasties only, absolutely no touching. Most recently went...
Nipplelover
review
16 years ago
In the area again and stopped...
In the area again and stopped for "dinner & a show". As in my last review, good solid value for the food, ice steak, cold beer etc for like $25. Not a true stripclub...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
16 years ago
As mentioned by others this is...
As mentioned by others this is not a typical strip cub , but more of a resturant/sports bar with dancers, Pastie club. Very pretty girls overall. I was actually hee while on business...
nj_pete
New Jersey
review
16 years ago
CCR is always fun - the...
CCR is always fun - the girls are hot, friendly and the food and drink are top notch. Treat the girls right and you can get quite the dance at the front...
luvrealbigones
review
16 years ago
Came here for lunch on a...
Came here for lunch on a Tuesday afternoon. Decided to visit here instead of the Sports Pub cuz I wanted to see some T and A instead of Sportscenter. Had a good burger and...
1Chanman
District of Columbia
review
16 years ago
Stopped in for the first time...
Stopped in for the first time in years. It's a different type of club, half neighborhood bar, half strip club. Dancers were more attractive than I expected from past visits (long ago.) A bottle...
ray789
review
16 years ago
No cover, great food at reasonable...
No cover, great food at reasonable prices, and friendly dancers and waitresses. Very nice place to spend an evening! Because of VA laws, the dancers have to wear pasties and G-stings, dance...
BobOhh
review
17 years ago
Just got back from having lunch...
Just got back from having lunch there. Both stages were open, and the girls were better than I expected. There was a broad range, mostly 7-8s with an occasional 6 and 9...
triumphspeedfour
review
17 years ago
Another pleasant visit after a night...
Another pleasant visit after a night of dinner and pub hopping in Old Town Alexandria. Stopped in on the way back to the hotel. Mostly 8's and 9's but their sets really...
redrocks
Missouri
review
17 years ago
I wasn't sure exactly what to...
I wasn't sure exactly what to expect at Crystal City Steakhouse. I had been told that the girls wore "pasties" but to be honest I wasn't exactly sure what that meant. It...
ericgoud
review
17 years ago
This is not a strip club...
This is not a strip club by most standards. Girls dance on stage with pasties and walk around later looking for tips. The women are 7's to 9's. They seem to be prety friendly and...
JAY22
review
17 years ago
THe girls here are very pretty...
THe girls here are very pretty (and very nice) and the food is great (not to mention cheap) but if you're looking for a true strip club, don't come here. The girls where pasties...
choppercitybg
review
17 years ago
Pretty Girls, topless with nipple covers. Pool...
Pretty Girls, topless with nipple covers. Pool table, music box, dining tables and two show stages (main and small). Girls strip in turns, moving between poles, and moving through customers for tipping. Nice service and friendly...
subsubsub
review
17 years ago
On the plus side, the food...
On the plus side, the food here is pretty good. Their are two stages in this relatively small club. The main stage can probably fit about a dozen chairs and there is...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
17 years ago
Attractive women though some have been...
Attractive women though some have been at it too long. Va. law requires that not much is revealed--this doesn't bother me but could be a dealbreaker for many potential patrons. Dancers aren't particularly friendly....
JackOlantern