Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202

Every once in a while I...

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JackOlantern
Jan 10, 2010, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Tuesday Evening

Every once in a while I drop in here and see nothing special about the place.

Dancers tend to be older....jaded....not interested in customers for the most part (unless you've established a history of carrying a wad and liberally dispensing from it)....periodically, a cute young new dancer will be hired and the old cats will scratch and bite at her until her CCR career is cut short by her leaving....and then the old cats turn on each other again as is normally the case here....never been in a club where the dancers all have something bad to say about the others, involving the customers in club politics, etc.

Food is much praised here. I agree it is not overpriced but it really isn't very good. Seems to be prepared by various cooks who don't know how to cook.

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