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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 11 yrs ago
Visited this place on a Saturday...
reviewed by
uncleray

7.0

Visited this place on a Saturday night at about 9:00. Staff is nice and professional. Walk past and you end up walking down an aisle between two sets of theater like seats, with girls,…

review
published 11 yrs ago
After a night of heavy drinking...
reviewed by
tamales

8.0

After a night of heavy drinking and watching the bday boy get denied by every woman at the bar, we decided to make a stop at the crazy horse. I must say, this part of…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Got here around 9:30 on a...
reviewed by
VictorGuy

8.3

Got here around 9:30 on a Sunday night. Paid the $25 cover and went inside. Kind of a cool setup with the big, long stage as you come in. Maybe about 10 other patrons in…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Been here before, didn't really enjoy...
reviewed by
remo509

5.7

Been here before, didn't really enjoy my time here this time. There were a lot of cute dancers running around the area, mostly latina and asian chick which I dont mind at all. Got dances…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Had a little free time in...
reviewed by
Nomisjerry

7.3

Had a little free time in SF one fine evening & thought I would check out first hand the famous Crazyhorse Theatre. Well I have to say this started out normally with the usual $25…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I've been to CH numerous times...
reviewed by
Hexec

8.0

I've been to CH numerous times over the years, each time is a complete crap shoot of what I'll find. It's always a bit sketchy at the best of times, quality of girls seem to…

review
published 11 yrs ago
In town for work, and I...
reviewed by
formerATLclubguy

6.0

In town for work, and I arrived a day early to check out SF. Decided to swing by CH in the early afternoon after having some good luck there in years past. Very light lineup,…

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published 11 yrs ago
I have mixed feelings about Crazy...
reviewed by
Subraman

6.7

I have mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. It's always been a bit of a rundown club, with girls skewed towards the average side but some real lookers here and there. The draw has…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I went to this club in...
reviewed by
tommy55

10.0

I went to this club in mid-March this year alone, twice - first in the afternoon and the other at night. This club is like a cinema theater, but I like this style. Basically if…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Was staying in downtown SF for...
reviewed by
buddhahead00

7.7

Was staying in downtown SF for work so decided to check out the strip clubs. Went to Crazy Horse since it was a short walk from my hotel. Only 3 dancers working but I know…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Based on previous reviews had high...
reviewed by
mariners

4.7

Based on previous reviews had high expectations. My visit did not meet expectations. Theater satin was a little different-- U shaped stage with seats around and then maybe 8 rows of seats…

review
published 12 yrs ago
This is where I go to...
reviewed by
echelone

7.3

This is where I go to when I visit San Francisco. The location is a little shady, with a lot of homeless people around the club. Parking is hard especially in the evening.

Overall layout is…