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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 11 yrs ago
I have mixed feelings about Crazy...
reviewed by
Subraman

6.7

I have mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. It's always been a bit of a rundown club, with girls skewed towards the average side but some real lookers here and there. The draw has…

review
published 11 yrs ago
I went to this club in...
reviewed by
tommy55

10.0

I went to this club in mid-March this year alone, twice - first in the afternoon and the other at night. This club is like a cinema theater, but I like this style. Basically if…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Was staying in downtown SF for...
reviewed by
buddhahead00

7.7

Was staying in downtown SF for work so decided to check out the strip clubs. Went to Crazy Horse since it was a short walk from my hotel. Only 3 dancers working but I know…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Based on previous reviews had high...
reviewed by
mariners

4.7

Based on previous reviews had high expectations. My visit did not meet expectations. Theater satin was a little different-- U shaped stage with seats around and then maybe 8 rows of seats…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This is where I go to...
reviewed by
echelone

7.3

This is where I go to when I visit San Francisco. The location is a little shady, with a lot of homeless people around the club. Parking is hard especially in the evening.

Overall layout is…

review
published 11 yrs ago
There are plenty of reviews that...

7.7

There are plenty of reviews that talk about the "theater" style seating so I'll skip that. I went there late after a friend's party around 2 am. There was a petite looking girls on the…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Went here after getting faded from...
reviewed by
remo509

6.7

Went here after getting faded from the bars with some co-workers. The layout was unimpressive, but at least you have full full of the dancer during her numbers. The girls over there were overall pretty…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Well, so I find myself in...
reviewed by
Cheo_D

6.3

Well, so I find myself in San Fran and the various review forums tell me that (a) over on Broadway what you have is a DV near-monopoly and (b) I should really try one of…

review
published 11 yrs ago
On weekday evenings Crazy Horse has...
reviewed by
temp_p

6.3

On weekday evenings Crazy Horse has a special - you pay the full entrance and you get one free entrance any time before 6 pm. This does not expire. Anyways, I was unaware of this…

review
published 11 yrs ago
In town for business last month,...
reviewed by
formerATLclubguy

6.0

In town for business last month, and I had a free evening. After dinner I decided to head over to CH - first time back in almost a year. Being an out of towner, I…

review
published 12 yrs ago
first of all u get bang...
reviewed by
temp_008

7.7

first of all u get bang for you buck....almost literally
the chicks actually give u some nice attention and it feels more like
a big bachelor party where you can actually touch the dancer and none
of…

review
published 12 yrs ago
This is my first visit in...
reviewed by
Darkblue999

6.7

This is my first visit in last 6 years. I used to go there frequently during 2003,2004 years . It used to be a very good club with nice good looking and respectful dancers.
I went…