Reviews

Checked this place out because of all the great reviews. Bottom line. this place was very disappointing. There was only one stage and probably 5-10 girls on a Thur night. The private…

New to the San Francisco area and one of my buds reccomended that I try out the Crazy Horse. So Friday night it was. This place is different from what I am use to but…

In town for a conference...took a long lunch and hit the CHT for an extended "break"... Paid 15 bucks to get in (Wed afternoon). The stage is as previously described....kinda weird, as…

I decided to make a rare Saturday trip to the City. Usually when I pay Crazy Horse (CH) a visit, it's on a weekday. I used to think this place would be packed…

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. It's a wierd club - theatre seats, a lap dance room with no bouncer, and the private dance area with a bench, chair and tissue box. Had several average dances…

Hadnt' been to CH in a few years, but I'm happy to report it's pretty much still got it going on. Plenty of hot Asians, if that's your thing. The girls are friendly for the…

Had a chance to go CHT again on a Tuesday night - went there because TUSCL reviews said it was a happening place even on a weekday and that's no lie. Tons of girls…

I was here a couple of weeks back on Thursday night. The layout of the club is as described by others. This night, there were a couple of groups of guys having a great time…

Was there Monday about 4pm. $20 entry fee. Hot big breasted babe on stage. Another girl quoted a price of $100 for a two-song private dance while i did myself. WAY too much. I walked

Sunday night. Get there before 7pm. Entrance only $15 with a $5 off voucher for a future visit. This was the highlight of this visit. I've written about this place before, so I'll skip the blurb.…

This place is my favorite in San Francisco. It is a little lighter than the "hardcore" clubs. There is one long stage that looks like a runway that supermodels would use. Normally you can get…

I always make this the most frequent visit strip club in SF when I come into town for conferences, etc. While every club has its pros and cons (OK, some only have cons!), Crazy…

One of the large clubs in the Market St area - not an upscale place at all. The Market St area is a pretty shady looking area, so be careful when walking around.…

Got a lousy dance from Mystery the other where she effective just sat on my lap and worked hard to make sure her (beautiful) breasts did not fall out. At the end, she was…

One of the better SF clubs for lapdances. It's a fair compromise between the super-sleazy MSC and the extremely pricey MBOT. Personally I can't get off to a lapdance unless I'm really wound…

Friend of mine got married in SF this weekend and thought Id take an adventure down the infamous market street.. Boy I will never be going back to this club. The girls were very kind…

I forgot that before I visited O'Farrell again Sunday night, I gave this place a try. This is in a pretty bad area, lots of homeless and panhandlers. Got in $15 that night,…

Back again. Wednesday night around 8:20pm. $25 to get in is too steep in my opinion for a place that offers few amenities. Felt better at $20. Anyhow. I was in a strange mood that night,…

I was there last Friday at about 10:00 pm. The crowd was about 20 spectators and maybe 8-10 dancers. Most were 5-6's with a couple of 7's and one 10 (Nina). Dances are $20 for…

I had heard good things about Crazy Horse but had never actually gone. Finally carved out a friday night to spend a couple hours. I must say that, although some of the girls were…

Went to the Crazy Horse for the first time on Tuesday Afternoon. I went in just after 12 noon when the "happy hour" $15 entrance fee. There was only one other guy sitting at the stage…

First time visit to CH. Arrived during their lunch special which allowed all-day access for only $15 instead of the regular $25. When you walk in the stage is directly in front of…