tuscl
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 12 yrs ago
I got out of work early...
reviewed by
ea

6.3

I got out of work early due to the holiday and headed here to get the long weekend off right. Even though my office is walking distance to the Broadway clubs, I consider all…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I was here on May 6th...
reviewed by
bitterdbag

6.0

I was here on May 6th around 2pm.

Made it back to Crazyhorse after a long absence and things have changed, not really for the best.

They re designed the VIP dance areas. Now there are…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I have been here several times...
reviewed by
jdamon

7.7

I have been here several times over the past few years. The club is different than any other club I have been to with a theatre style set-up that has been well described here.…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Went here on a Friday night,...
reviewed by
JoeBlogg

7.3

Went here on a Friday night, and wasn't disappointed. Well...for the most part. Dancers on stage were quite energetic, and as long as you kept the ones flowing then they'd pay attention to…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Had a pretty good time with...
reviewed by
tuscl

5.7

Had a pretty good time with jasmin. She's a bit of a ROB but those giant (and fake) tits made up for it. She's down for a lot if you have the $$$. I…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I swung by on a saturday...
reviewed by
sweng1985

7.7

I swung by on a saturday night for a couple of hours or so and there was around 5-6 dancers sitting around (it changed throughout the night) with 1-2 on stage. The diversity was good…

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published 12 yrs ago
I stopped in at this club...
reviewed by
tuscl

7.3

I stopped in at this club because it was around the corner from the hotel I was staying at for a business trip. The environment of the club is pretty low key. It's…

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published 12 yrs ago
Beautiful and friendly girls, interesting theater...
reviewed by
Lilo1

8.3

Beautiful and friendly girls, interesting theater set up, not too much emphasis on pole dancing but lots of contact at the runway/stage (lap dances were given at the runway). One engaging dancer pulled a female…

review
published 12 yrs ago
The good old crazy horse. This...
reviewed by
stripclubroamer

6.7

The good old crazy horse. This place has a lot of reviews so I would not waste time on the physical descriptions but the recent changes in the price structure. Earlier, the nude private dance…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Visited on a Friday night around...
reviewed by
eagle123

5.0

Visited on a Friday night around 10pm. There were probably 10 girls on shift. There were 3 that were attractive. The dancers were diverse - black, latina, asian. Did not get a lap dance, just…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I have not been having good...
reviewed by
temp_p

6.7

I have not been having good experiences at this club. This place is too crowded for me. The dancers (at least the good ones) are always very busy or when they come and talk to…

review
published 12 yrs ago
This is my go-to strip club...
reviewed by
echelone

6.7

This is my go-to strip club in the SF Bay Area. Place is a bit run down, weird theatre style. Went down here on a Monday evening, around 15 or so dancers, ranged from 5…