Reviews

Hopped on Tuscl.net before picking a club to go to while I was in town. Based on reviews I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I must say that the setup is completely…

Classic nude style club in a pretty bad part of SF, though it is only a block from Union Square. Lots of homeless folks and drug dealers hanging around the block, pretty much around the…

Totally unique experience. Not like any strip club I've ever been to. They have a porno theatre and girls doing live shows where they rub on each other. Ask for a dance and you'll get…

Visited Crazy Horse for the first time during the day shift, and had a good experience. For those unfamiliar with the club, Crazy Horse is located on Market Street and is about a ten…

I'm not a connoisseur but this is probably the finest club I've been to for overall quality of hotties. Only a handful of duds in the bunch. And one girl - Asian, can't remember her…

Crazy Horse is right on Market near the SF civic center. Walking over there can be interesting.... most of the street people are quite stoned but don't be surprised if people ask you…

Had been to the Crazy Horse before and had a great experience and was looking forward to an equally great second trip. Not so much. Walked in and was immediately approached by a mocha colored…

I got out of work early due to the holiday and headed here to get the long weekend off right. Even though my office is walking distance to the Broadway clubs, I consider all…

I was here on May 6th around 2pm. Made it back to Crazyhorse after a long absence and things have changed, not really for the best. They re designed the VIP dance areas. Now there are…

I have been here several times over the past few years. The club is different than any other club I have been to with a theatre style set-up that has been well described here.…

Went here on a Friday night, and wasn't disappointed. Well...for the most part. Dancers on stage were quite energetic, and as long as you kept the ones flowing then they'd pay attention to…

Had a pretty good time with jasmin. She's a bit of a ROB but those giant (and fake) tits made up for it. She's down for a lot if you have the $$$. I…