Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club Reviews

• review

  3 years ago
  Sweet time

  My first post-lockdown visit to Sweet Illusions, and it's mostly the same. Drinks reasonably priced (I was pre-lubricated so bought a soft drink for a few dollars). Free parking, no cover. It's Springfield, Oregon...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

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  gSteph
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  3 years ago
  Another great afternoon at SI...

  My second time at SI (I don't live in the vicinity), but I'm glad I took some time off the road to stop in again. Like others have indicated, this is a happy...
  Comments: 2

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  3 years ago

  by

  Retired
  m0nkeyb0ne

  Washington
• review

  3 years ago
  Good to be back. Yeah

  The great Covid titty drought ended for me in a wonderful manner Saturday. Put on a mask and walked into Sweet Illusions about 3PM. There stood the owner/manager, ask the source I...
  Comments: 5

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  3 years ago

  by

  maddcapp
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  3 years ago
  One of my favorite places

  This is one of my favorite clubs because the women are beautiful, enough of them are friendly, and the lapdance/VIP rooms are well laid out. At any given time SI has 6-10 dancers even when...
  Comments: 9

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  3 years ago

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  Retired
  Viciousfire
• review

  4 years ago
  Covid, where fun goes to die.

  Stopped by here on a visit to Oregon. The club appears to be in a safe area. There is a parking lot that pretty much surrounds the building. I went...
  Comments: 4

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  4 years ago

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  UtaPau30
  proginohio

  Ohio
• review

  5 years ago
  Last visits before shutdown.

  I wonder about the future of clubs. Sweet Illusions has been my favorite club, of the five in my area. It’s the closest, barely two miles away, and I’ve always, so far, had a...
  Comments: 1

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  4 years ago

  by

  hankchristine2
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  5 years ago
  Hometown revisited

  First time visit while in town for a week. Busy inside but the primary lighting comes from some orange/red neon lights and the video poker machines. Gave it a strange science fiction kind of...
  goodmund

  North Carolina
• review

  5 years ago
  New Couches in Lap Dance Room

  This review covers a couple recent visits, a Friday afternoon a few weeks back, then a short visit to SI on a recent Saturday. I was hoping to see my current favorite; she...
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  5 years ago
  My go-to club in Eugene-Springfield

  About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a...
  Comments: 4

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  5 years ago

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  crotchrocket
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  5 years ago
  Sweet Illusions with details!

  I've been to SI several times and each time it's much the same and yet a little different. What remains the same are the prices, and the physical club. What seems to constantly change...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

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  crotchrocket
  crotchrocket

  Oregon
• review

  5 years ago
  Saturdays are Fun, too.

  Recently had a chance to try out Sweet Illusions on a Saturday afternoon, my 1st weekend visit; previous visits (& reviews) have been weekday afternoons. Venue: Can’t miss it going east on the main...
  Comments: 1

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  5 years ago

  by

  ArtCollege
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  5 years ago
  Smokey with lots of tats

  Was in the Springfield/Eugene area and decided to try Sweet Illusions. I used to come down here to another club that closed about a year or so ago. Can't recall the name....
  tedb

  Washington
• review

  5 years ago
  Thursday evening in Springfield

  I was in town on a visit and having read about the other clubs on TUSCL, this one seemed to be a good bet for a good time. I got there at about 9:15...
  lurkingdog

  Pennsylvania
• review

  5 years ago
  Friday Fun - though a bit busy.

  Pulled into Sweet Illusions approx 3:30pm on a recent Friday. About half of their ample free parking is around back, mostly out of sight of traffic. Maybe 25 cars in lot, busiest...
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  6 years ago
  Three for Three

  This was my third visit over the past 9 months. The atmosphere is very friendly and there is no cover. On my first visit I got numerous consecutive lap dances from...
  KindMan
• review

  6 years ago
  First weekend visit to SI

  I find myself in the area for work on occasion and have learned to make this place a regular stop when I am. I've enjoyed the day shift here before on weekdays but this...
  duplo

  California
• review

  6 years ago
  Friendly club with friendly dancers

  Based on the reviews, I stopped by on my way through town and I wasn't disappointed. The club isn't in the best area of town but once I parked, I felt pretty safe....
  ocjohn

  No drink for the lady, thank you. I'd rather tip her directly.
• review

  6 years ago
  Favorite in town

  I've become an infrequent regular here now. I've only been during the afternoons so I can't speak for nights. There are always at least a couple (if not more) beautiful ladies working on various...
  blueraja

  Washington
• review

  6 years ago
  Holiday happy

  Slept in on MLK day; my office was closed, but wife's was not. So with just a couple of errands, and a short honey-do list, it seemed like a good day for a...
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  6 years ago
  Beautiful, friendly ladies, but the cusstomer/dancer ratio was a little off

  I'm an old regular at this club, and it seen it go through some transitions. Right now it's going through another. I can't speak for the evening crowd as I prefer afternoon...
  gittigy
• review

  6 years ago
  My new favorite club?

  I've read and heard great things about SI in the past and I've dropped in twice before in the evening but couldn't see what the fuss was about. I'm in the area every few...
  Comments: 1

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  6 years ago

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  ArtCollege
  duplo

  California
• review

  6 years ago
  Interesting outside but great inside.

  It just a brick cube on the outside but since you get in they have 1 stage and probably 8-10 girls working. All of college age with the school so close by. Very friendly...
  Ali-a86

  North Carolina
• review

  6 years ago
  Worth a (real) quick visit? Oh, Yeah

  'Twas a Wednesday afternoon, hot, sunny day, early Sept. Had a bit of time for a visit after a quick errand. But the errand took forever, got stuck in construction traffic, now...
  Comments: 2

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  6 years ago

  by

  gSteph
  gSteph

  The view from the other side of the room
• review

  6 years ago
  Sweet

  I had a sweet time in Springfield. The dancers ranged from 18 to maybe 30; I didn't see any that looked obviously older. In bod and looks, lots of 8s and 9s. A couple...
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  6 years ago
  New Favorite Oregon club?

  I'm not going to go in to the physical club it self, the other reviews accurately describe the club. The bartender was amazing! Not only one of the best looking girls in the place,...
  MrVegas

  Orygun