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review
10 months ago
what a bittersweet life
Probably the same day as Mr Johnson visited the club. I came to see her. She was the first girl I danced with in this club. Over the past month, I visited the club often....
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10 months ago
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sdcsi2023
review
10 months ago
Nice Selection of Fun Dancers
The Friday before Christmas, I had business down in Eugene/Springfield and with that, made a stop at Sweet Illusions around 1:30 PM. It had been over a year since my last visit. This club...
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Retired
review
a year ago
Teeny Titties – and Hands Below
Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just...
Comments: 4
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8 months ago
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sdcsi2023
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
a year ago
A chill club with young gorgeous ladies
I was in the neighborhood on Sunday afternoon and dropped by for a beer, watch some football and oh ya, see some naked girls. The club is really chill with easy parking, one stage,...
Comments: 2
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a year ago
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gSteph
ocjohn
No drink for the lady, thank you. I'd rather tip her directly.
review
a year ago
Fun visit – Went according to plan, Except . . . .
Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. ...
Comments: 2
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a year ago
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skinnywhiteboy
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
a year ago
“I love how much fun you’re having with me”
Is it SS if you believe it? And it’s true? Cause I was having me some real fun. This was a bit different from my usual trip to my local club. I usually...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
a year ago
Amazing Ass
And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too. Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your left, roster...
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a year ago
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gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
a year ago
A lovely welcome back
I’ve gone to this club so many times over the years and built legitimate friendships with many of the dancers. This was my first chance of getting back after a long hiatus and getting...
scottmcbeast
Amish Country
review
a year ago
Most Enthusiastic Lapdance of my life.
I last visited this club over 5 years ago on a road trip amd I stopped in again on another one. The club only really seems to have made one change since I last...
ChuckFinley498
Washington
review
a year ago
Friday Fondling Choices
Friday. Mid-May. First really warm day. Thoughts turn toward the boobs and buns within Sweet Illusions. Arrive about 3:30 PM. Cooler in here, eyes adjust; get a water and...
Comments: 3
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a year ago
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MontereyMillennial
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
2 years ago
One Out Of Two Still a Great Time
Just now getting to writing review of two visits on consecutive days in April. The first night was a loser. After sitting through the full cycle of 10 to 15 girls on...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
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ArtCollege
WillW
review
2 years ago
love a good roadhouse
Resubmitting with more detail. This was a fun place to check out and I'll be there again next time I'm in the Eugene/Springfield area. It's situated in kind of an industrial area and you can...
guy7246
Oregon
review
2 years ago
Hello Piper
Had a couple of tokes on the drive over, buzz coming on. Open door, WHAM, eyeballs hit with gorgeous, near naked girl; love when that happens. Stage is right in front of you...
Comments: 4
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2 years ago
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crotchrocket
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
2 years ago
Sweet Illusions for the win again
One of my favorite clubs in Oregon and I've been here several times. The ladies are almost always young, slim, sexy and friendly. The club itself is not much to look at, typical Oregon...
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2 years ago
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crotchrocket
Oregon
review
2 years ago
Good but not great for me
This is my go-to club when in the Eugene metro area; plan on 10-15 minutes if driving from downtown Eugene. My well drink was $8; no cover at 7 pm, free parking, no troll. The dancers...
Comments: 3
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2 years ago
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ArtCollege
Oregon
review
2 years ago
Winter Warm Ups
A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or...
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2 years ago
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gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
2 years ago
Good value, low key, fun girls
Sweet Illusions is a great local club. Its not fancy so you don't go there expecting any glamor or a real club atmosphere like you might in a bigger city. Its more like a...
Comments: 2
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2 years ago
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gSteph
jackmcgrawdog
Oregon
review
2 years ago
Illusions Sweeter By Night or By Day ?
I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at...
Comments: 4
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2 years ago
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crotchrocket
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
2 years ago
Thursday - day shift!
Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The...
Comments: 1
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2 years ago
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twaumpster1
Just here to contribute to the team
review
2 years ago
“I worked in the erotic massage field”
Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a...
Comments: 7
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2 years ago
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wallanon
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
3 years ago
Fun Sunday Visit
Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex...
Comments: 3
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3 years ago
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gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
3 years ago
Fun and laid back Thursday evening.
I was in the area and dropped by to enjoy a late evening with some beautiful young ladies. My last visit here was pre-covid and it's just as laid back as before. ...
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
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ocjohn
ocjohn
No drink for the lady, thank you. I'd rather tip her directly.
review
3 years ago
Marvelous Monday
After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups, legs, ass,...
Comments: 3
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3 years ago
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Retired
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
review
3 years ago
ROB then a real winner
Visited my favorite Eugene area club while I was passing through town. Did not have a lot of time and made a stupid decision with a ROB. Then it got better. Free parking, no troll,...
Comments: 5
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3 years ago
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gSteph
ArtCollege
Oregon
review
3 years ago
Really Fun Night for a Sweet Illusions First Timer
I was traveling through town on a Saturday night and pre-planned a visit to Sweet Illusions based on other reviews here. Seemed like the best option in the Eugene/Springfield area. Couldn’t get an Uber...
Comments: 10
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2 years ago
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northwest101215
maddcapp