Reviews

Stopped by here again for a little torture. Place looks exactly. Mileage feels lower and lower every time, I’ll lead with that. I’ve been chasing the one or two decent times I had here for…

I don't live nearby, but I like going to Sweet Illusions. Right now I seem to be on an annual frequency, but you'd think it was the bar from Cheers to me, it gives…

Entering sweet illusions is always a shocking experience. You open the door, and BAM! there’s the stage. This afternoon is was filled with 10 or so attractive women, and maybe 6-8 PLs. Good news is…

A Tuesday, mid-afternoon, late August. Got a hankering for a Sweet Illusion. I admit I’m a fan of this place because – well – I’m a fan of fondling warm, slim, firm (with…

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

Swung through SI while I was driving up thru Oregon late Thursday night. The place is a little out of the way but there was plenty of parking and barely anyone in there - a…

This is a great place to spend a couple of hours if you're in the neighborhood. I was passing through town and stopped by to enjoy the local talent. I've been here before…

I went to this club back in March on a Tuesday evening. I got to the club around 8:30 and there were about eight or so girls and just a few other patrons. All in…

Tale of Two Visits First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

Came back for another visit after really enjoying my last visit. Arrived on Saturday night right around midnight. It was definitely busier than when I've been on weekdays, but still wasn't too terrible. Last time…

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in the back; if…