Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club Reviews

• review

  6 years ago
  A friendly joint

  What others have written is true, this is a congenial, unpretentious place with a very chill atmosphere. The girls uniformly appeared to be happy to be there. The handful that I chatted...
  m0nkeyb0ne

  Washington
• review

  6 years ago
  Diamond in Eugene

  You can't miss this club, bright pink facade and right off a main thoroughfare. Easy parking access off the road and on site to the building. Wasn't full when I arrived around 5. There...
  dbmaxx123

  west coast lofi
• review

  6 years ago
  First Visit...Shows a lot of promise

  I've been reading about the Springfield clubs for a while now and was able to check this place out on a business trip that had me going from up in the Portland area, my...
  duplo

  California
• review

  7 years ago
  Great Visit--can't Wait For My Next Trip To Springfield.

  I've been here before, but this was a particularly enjoyable visit. 10 dancers. Although there's a dive-bar feel to the place (as opposed to a "gentelmen's club" feel), all the girls were young and...
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  7 years ago
  Schwing!

  I don't get to the Eugene / Springfield area very often but whenever I do I always try to make time to stop in to SI. With the exception of my last visit, which...
  crotchrocket

  Oregon
• review

  7 years ago
  Low key club with some gems

  Pretty basic, small club with a separate little lap dance room off to the side. I usually go during the day when the vibe is very relaxed. Oftentimes a lot of heavy girls,...
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  Dtf3000

  Texas
• review

  7 years ago
  First timer

  Traveling to Oregon for work, and came across this place. I wasn't sure what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. Went on a Tuesday night, and there were a decent amount of girls dancing....
  fasterfreddy

  Texas
• review

  7 years ago
  Small, but not bad overall

  It's only got one pole, and the dancers would just do one song at the pole, then would be available for one-on-one vip room dances. Vip room is not private. It's a small room...
  HerpinMaDerp
• review

  8 years ago
  I really need to get back...

  I really need to get back down to Simpsonsland for a visit to one of my favorite clubs anywhere. As others have reported, it's a bit of a dive but well kept. A friendly...
  crotchrocket

  Oregon
• review

  8 years ago
  Pretty good club

  I stopped in here on a weekday late afternoon. I have to say I was well entertained as I stayed for several hours. It's a smaller club with only one stage for...
  bassetthound99

  Washington
• review

  8 years ago
  Sweet

  This has been my fav club in Eugene area. Stopped by after work on a weekday. Maybe 8 dancers, not many more customers. Most customers were away from the rack, either chatting at the...
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  8 years ago
  Small but pretty decent club

  When I first pulled up to the club the first thing I noticed was how small it was, it's not much bigger than a decent sized liquor store. When I first walked up to...
  ChuckFinley498

  Washington
• review

  8 years ago
  Pretty good by Oregon standards

  This is one of the better clubs in the Willamette valley in my view. Not that that's saying all that much, but the girls here are pretty cute, have to give them that....
  TigerGunner321
• review

  8 years ago
  Friday Evening Visit

  I've been to Sweet Illusions a few times when I was in town, always at night though. It's usually pretty low key. Many months ago, I made the mistake of going on...
  Sikdir

  Comeona Wana
• review

  8 years ago
  Another fun visit at Sweet Illusions

  I had reasons to escape Portland's SnowPocalypse and travel to Southern Oregon where the roads are dry and it's 50 degrees and sunny. Along the way, I found myself passing through the Eugene/Springfield...
  hohawk69

  Oregon
• review

  8 years ago
  Sexy bartender

  Sweet illusions was an overall good experience. Had a few 18-19 year olds working and several girls between 21 and 30. Most all of them were solid 8s and many were willing to take...
  strprlvr69
• review

  8 years ago
  This was my first disappointing visit...

  This was my first disappointing visit to this venerable Springfield institution. My previous visits have always been fun times, and while I'll chalk it up to "every place has an off night", this time...
  budrider
• review

  8 years ago
  2 great sessions w/ 2 dancers

  I made the classic error of being willing to use the ATM here. I watched a couple dancers on stage, really liked the second one, Dallas, so I asked for a private dance. It...
  scottmcbeast

  Amish Country
• review

  8 years ago
  Not up to usual standards

  I've long been a fan of S-I, however my last couple of visits have been a bit disappointing. The overall number of dancers seems less than normal - they're generally still attractive though....
  hardware

  Washington
• review

  8 years ago
  Another fun night

  I really like this place. It's a modest club not too nice not too dirty. Beers aren't marked up much and you can just sit back and watch the girl on stage. Dancers come...
  freetimes

  Washington
• review

  8 years ago
  Just as the reviewer above, I...

  Just as the reviewer above, I always stop in Sweet Illusions whenever I come through Simpsonsville. It's one of my favorite clubs anywhere because of the friendly, easy going party vibe. Low pressure from...
  budrider
• review

  8 years ago
  Hot girls and great value

  I always try to spot by this spot when I'm on a road trip down I5 - it's pretty easy to get to from the freeway, and there are always plenty of young hotties...
  opensources

  Washington
• review

  9 years ago
  Lower energy night

  I like Sweet Illusions, but I visited on a lower energy night. They were good to always have a dancer on stage. Dancers who are done will often offer dollar dances for 30 seconds...
  ArtCollege

  Oregon
• review

  9 years ago
  Springfield...

  I returned to the land of the Simpsons and made an obligatory stop at Sweet Illusions. This was my first late night trip to the place, and it was pretty busy...though I can't say...
  PredragDr

  California
• review

  9 years ago
  I had been to this Springfield establishment once before

  I had been to this Springfield establishment once before. I thought it was a good value, but that was about it. This time I noticed it to be a bit more organized and aesthetically...
  PredragDr

  California