Reviews

My apologies in advance for this somewhat abbreviated review. I only got to spend a short amount of time at the club, so I can’t go terribly in depth on this one… I had no issues…

I've been here a number of times, always in the afternoon. I did just one lap dance here maybe a year ago, but it was a good one. So good in fact that I had…

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. “But…

Very nice group of ladies working for a Monday night! Dances weren't expensive, one girl quoted 25/song, one 30/song. Both offered multi-song discounts too. Didn't ask about the champagne room price, but the standard lap dances…

Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite. For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers, and the ones…

Monday afternoon, got done with work early and able to spend an hour or so before heading home. Hot and sunny day, dark and cool club. Got a $4 water, before I realized they had…

I like Sweet Illusions, and will twist an itinerary to be able to make a stop in Springfield as often as I can. There’s something about the generally upbeat vibe and the fact that…

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on stage…

Stopped by for a short visit, there was no cover charges, but was asked to buy a drink for $20 !!! The girls were good looking and were from slim to medium built and no…

Logistics: The #11 bus goes close. Biking would be safeish, but I didn't see any bike racks. There is a cheap motel within stumbling distance. No food within walking distance, but they have a…

I've avoided SI because of its reputation for having the prettiest, youngest dancers in the area. You see, I'm a worn out member of the Medicare generation and didn't want to be reminded of this…

I've been here occasionally over maybe 5 years, and typically I'm reminded that Sweet Illusions is one of my favorite strip clubs in Oregon. For me it's consistently good value and fun. Club details -…