Reviews

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll…

I was in the neighborhood on Sunday afternoon and dropped by for a beer, watch some football and oh ya, see some naked girls. The club is really chill with easy parking, one stage, and…

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. Practical:…

Is it SS if you believe it? And it’s true? Cause I was having me some real fun. This was a bit different from my usual trip to my local club. I usually go…

And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too. Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your left, roster board…

I’ve gone to this club so many times over the years and built legitimate friendships with many of the dancers. This was my first chance of getting back after a long hiatus and getting dances…

I last visited this club over 5 years ago on a road trip amd I stopped in again on another one. The club only really seems to have made one change since I last time…

Friday. Mid-May. First really warm day. Thoughts turn toward the boobs and buns within Sweet Illusions. Arrive about 3:30 PM. Cooler in here, eyes adjust; get a water and change…

Just now getting to writing review of two visits on consecutive days in April. The first night was a loser. After sitting through the full cycle of 10 to 15 girls on the…

Resubmitting with more detail. This was a fun place to check out and I'll be there again next time I'm in the Eugene/Springfield area. It's situated in kind of an industrial area and you can pass…

Had a couple of tokes on the drive over, buzz coming on. Open door, WHAM, eyeballs hit with gorgeous, near naked girl; love when that happens. Stage is right in front of you when…

One of my favorite clubs in Oregon and I've been here several times. The ladies are almost always young, slim, sexy and friendly. The club itself is not much to look at, typical Oregon dive…

This is my go-to club when in the Eugene metro area; plan on 10-15 minutes if driving from downtown Eugene. My well drink was $8; no cover at 7 pm, free parking, no troll. The dancers were…

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or more…

Sweet Illusions is a great local club. Its not fancy so you don't go there expecting any glamor or a real club atmosphere like you might in a bigger city. Its more like a dive…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at Sweet…

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The parking…

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th…

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex shout…

I was in the area and dropped by to enjoy a late evening with some beautiful young ladies. My last visit here was pre-covid and it's just as laid back as before. Other…

After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups, legs, ass, smooth…

Visited my favorite Eugene area club while I was passing through town. Did not have a lot of time and made a stupid decision with a ROB. Then it got better. Free parking, no troll, $8…

I was traveling through town on a Saturday night and pre-planned a visit to Sweet Illusions based on other reviews here. Seemed like the best option in the Eugene/Springfield area. Couldn’t get an Uber all…

My first post-lockdown visit to Sweet Illusions, and it's mostly the same. Drinks reasonably priced (I was pre-lubricated so bought a soft drink for a few dollars). Free parking, no cover. It's Springfield, Oregon for…

My second time at SI (I don't live in the vicinity), but I'm glad I took some time off the road to stop in again. Like others have indicated, this is a happy place.…