Reviews

Swung by on a Sunday afternoon to relax, have a beer, see some great pole dancing and enjoy some laps. As soon as I entered, there's a dj on the left and a black light dancer…

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch of…

It's Thursday night, around 9 PM, and I find myself back at the club. It's been a while since my last visit. There's a slight drizzle outside, but inside, the club still has that arid,…

Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around here is fine,…

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10. So I guess you'd call…

First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers. All of them…

So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since the old owner…

Probably the same day as Mr Johnson visited the club. I came to see her. She was the first girl I danced with in this club. Over the past month, I visited the club often. After…

The Friday before Christmas, I had business down in Eugene/Springfield and with that, made a stop at Sweet Illusions around 1:30 PM. It had been over a year since my last visit. This club is…

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll…

I was in the neighborhood on Sunday afternoon and dropped by for a beer, watch some football and oh ya, see some naked girls. The club is really chill with easy parking, one stage, and…

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. Practical:…