Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10.

So I guess you'd call this my 'regular' club, but it is quite a drive. Ended up making it here…

First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers. All of them were 7+, with a few 8-9s.
I grabbed a beer at the bar (which is to…

So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since the old owner died sometime last year, I've not been back.

The layout is still the same. You open…

Probably the same day as Mr Johnson visited the club.
I came to see her. She was the first girl I danced with in this club. Over the past month, I visited the club often. After the first visit, it was only for her. Sometimes I tried with other girls when…

The Friday before Christmas, I had business down in Eugene/Springfield and with that, made a stop at Sweet Illusions around 1:30 PM. It had been over a year since my last visit. This club is known for contracting with the hottest dancers in the area and this day was no…

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll in, let outside light fade and check out stripper on stage a few steps ahead.…

I was in the neighborhood on Sunday afternoon and dropped by for a beer, watch some football and oh ya, see some naked girls.

The club is really chill with easy parking, one stage, and fairly priced drinks. I had a corona for $7. There is no cover and there's…

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. Practical: ‘Fine, sure, let’s make a plan.’ Check wallet. $101. Hmmm, well, we…

Is it SS if you believe it? And it’s true? Cause I was having me some real fun.

This was a bit different from my usual trip to my local club. I usually go to play with 1 or more of a handful of favorites (past or unknown yet)…

And I’m more of a boob guy. But the boobs were wonderful, too.

Sunday afternoon, about 3pm, couple weeks ago. Step inside, DJ and under 21 stripper (roped) area on your left, roster board shows 11 names on shift. As usual, half or more are young, slim, and…

I’ve gone to this club so many times over the years and built legitimate friendships with many of the dancers. This was my first chance of getting back after a long hiatus and getting dances from one of my favorites ever, Poppy. She told me that she had recently raised…

I last visited this club over 5 years ago on a road trip amd I stopped in again on another one. The club only really seems to have made one change since I last time I was there, they constructed some pretty shoddy "Private Rooms". There are now 3-4 private…

Friday. Mid-May. First really warm day. Thoughts turn toward the boobs and buns within Sweet Illusions. Arrive about 3:30 PM. Cooler in here, eyes adjust; get a water and change from the attractive barkeep, throw a one in the bar tip jar. Fairly busy,…

Just now getting to writing review of two visits on consecutive days in April. The first night was a loser. After sitting through the full cycle of 10 to 15 girls on the pole, I decided on a slightly pump asian for a few lap dances ($20 each…

Resubmitting with more detail.

This was a fun place to check out and I'll be there again next time I'm in the Eugene/Springfield area. It's situated in kind of an industrial area and you can pass it quickly if you're not paying attention.

Kinda has roadhouse bar vibes, and when you go…

Had a couple of tokes on the drive over, buzz coming on. Open door, WHAM, eyeballs hit with gorgeous, near naked girl; love when that happens. Stage is right in front of you when entering, highlighted by burst of light you let in with you. Got a drink…

One of my favorite clubs in Oregon and I've been here several times. The ladies are almost always young, slim, sexy and friendly. The club itself is not much to look at, typical Oregon dive bar. Located in a scrappy semi industrial neighborhood, I've never felt unsafe. Big parking lot,…

This is my go-to club when in the Eugene metro area; plan on 10-15 minutes if driving from downtown Eugene.

My well drink was $8; no cover at 7 pm, free parking, no troll.

The dancers were all young. (My perspective is that of a dive bar veteran.) Oldest might have been…

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or more are slim and pretty to varying degrees, couple are H/W proportional, a couple are a…

Sweet Illusions is a great local club. Its not fancy so you don't go there expecting any glamor or a real club atmosphere like you might in a bigger city. Its more like a dive bar with naked women, but its very friendly and very easy to have a good…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at Sweet Illusions on a Friday evening about 9pm a couple months back. It had a…

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too.

The place is in a decent enough area. The parking lot is large. The main door opens right one the stage, so it's like -…

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th showed up shortly; they then switched from 2-dance sets to one each. During my…

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex shout “there! them!, those might be the best boobs in the building.” “I agree, keep…

I was in the area and dropped by to enjoy a late evening with some beautiful young ladies. My last visit here was pre-covid and it's just as laid back as before. Other than masked dancers (a Fox show?) and no $1 micro laps (dancers would visit most…