Reviews

Club layout hasn’t changed at all. Still haven’t been in the Champagne rooms because they seem pointless judging by the mileage at this club.

Right after getting my usual drink and sitting down I was approached…

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm.

Just inside door, on the left is the DJ…

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many cars…

Another trip to SI. Nothing has changed as far as the club layout. This time I went directly to the bar to order a drink so that nobody would approach me about it this time…

First time visit here. As far as this state goes, I have a pretty limited experience having only gone to Club Rouge & Firehouse Cabaret before, which are two of the most opposite clubs you…

Went to sweet illusions, my local fave! Arrived around 5pm after work, sat off the stage to admire the rotation. First couple of dancers didn’t really interest me, but there was one a few tables…

My apologies in advance for this somewhat abbreviated review. I only got to spend a short amount of time at the club, so I can’t go terribly in depth on this one…

I had no issues…

I've been here a number of times, always in the afternoon. I did just one lap dance here maybe a year ago, but it was a good one. So good in fact that I had…

Oh, what a lucky boy I be

(Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.)
C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. “But…

Very nice group of ladies working for a Monday night! Dances weren't expensive, one girl quoted 25/song, one 30/song. Both offered multi-song discounts too.
Didn't ask about the champagne room price, but the standard lap dances…

Early Sunday afternoon, I timed my drive to stop in Springfield and visit this out-of-the-way, not-close-enough-to-home favorite.

For those who don't know, this club seems to attract younger, more slender or petite dancers, and the ones…

Monday afternoon, got done with work early and able to spend an hour or so before heading home. Hot and sunny day, dark and cool club. Got a $4 water, before I realized they had…