Reviews

Surely I did not expect this great a strip club in Springfield, Oregon. I visited between 7-9 pm and there were about 10 dancers, most of them gorgeous and sexy af. Mostly white girls (I…

Most of the women who work here are drop dead gorgeous and welcoming but my last visit here made me reconsider finding a new spot. I recently moved to town and was ecstatic about this gentlemans…

Wasn’t that surprised on a recent Tuesday (about 2pm) to find only 6 dancers in house. Early week, early afternoon that can happen. But dang, happy to see that the few were a…

Best stop on the 2026 "Quality Assurance Tour". The club is in Springfield, but easy to get to. For those that have to stash cars and/or phones, there are some good nearby options. Be creative,…

This is maybe the fourth time I've been here. Place is very relaxed and has a high ratio of girls to crowd. There is very low hustle here which is a nice feature you don't…

I make a trip in here any time I'm in town, as the talent is consistently above average and the private dances start at $20, which is half the going rate in Portland. There are…

Had some time for a strip club stop last Tuesday, about 2pm. Maybe not the ideal time for a grand time, but wife said her class would run 3 hours this day, let’s see…

Finished my to do list and decided to celebrate with an afternoon at sweet illusions. For a dive club, they have a great afternoon scene! I usually go in the afternoons because the vibe is…

This was my second visit to this establishment, I visited on a Friday afternoon at around 3 PM. I have already covered the location of this place in my previous review. Unlike the last time I…

That’s a big YES, I’d say they are the nicest boobs I’ve ever fondled. And after Heaven, that is saying something. I can not believe that this gorgeous Latina, 18 years old, and…

Been here several times, but never on a Friday night. Arrived just after shift change, and the parking was FULL. Had to park on the side (which is fine because it is well lit). Walking…

Dear Diary: Went to the strip club the other day. Golly, goodness, stripper tits are fun to play with. Even after more than eight years doing this. And, amusingly, both these…

Stopped by here again for a little torture. Place looks exactly. Mileage feels lower and lower every time, I’ll lead with that. I’ve been chasing the one or two decent times I had here for…

I don't live nearby, but I like going to Sweet Illusions. Right now I seem to be on an annual frequency, but you'd think it was the bar from Cheers to me, it gives…

Entering sweet illusions is always a shocking experience. You open the door, and BAM! there’s the stage. This afternoon is was filled with 10 or so attractive women, and maybe 6-8 PLs. Good news is…

A Tuesday, mid-afternoon, late August. Got a hankering for a Sweet Illusion. I admit I’m a fan of this place because – well – I’m a fan of fondling warm, slim, firm (with…

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

Swung through SI while I was driving up thru Oregon late Thursday night. The place is a little out of the way but there was plenty of parking and barely anyone in there - a…

This is a great place to spend a couple of hours if you're in the neighborhood. I was passing through town and stopped by to enjoy the local talent. I've been here before…

I went to this club back in March on a Tuesday evening. I got to the club around 8:30 and there were about eight or so girls and just a few other patrons. All in…

Tale of Two Visits First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

Came back for another visit after really enjoying my last visit. Arrived on Saturday night right around midnight. It was definitely busier than when I've been on weekdays, but still wasn't too terrible. Last time…

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in the back; if…

Visited late on a Saturday night. Expected it to be busier than it was. There were maybe 15-20 customers there. No cover but was told to make sure to buy 2+ drinks at the bar…