Reviews

Been here several times, but never on a Friday night. Arrived just after shift change, and the parking was FULL. Had to park on the side (which is fine because it is well lit). Walking…

Dear Diary: Went to the strip club the other day. Golly, goodness, stripper tits are fun to play with. Even after more than eight years doing this. And, amusingly, both these…

Stopped by here again for a little torture. Place looks exactly. Mileage feels lower and lower every time, I’ll lead with that. I’ve been chasing the one or two decent times I had here for…

I don't live nearby, but I like going to Sweet Illusions. Right now I seem to be on an annual frequency, but you'd think it was the bar from Cheers to me, it gives…

Entering sweet illusions is always a shocking experience. You open the door, and BAM! there’s the stage. This afternoon is was filled with 10 or so attractive women, and maybe 6-8 PLs. Good news is…

A Tuesday, mid-afternoon, late August. Got a hankering for a Sweet Illusion. I admit I’m a fan of this place because – well – I’m a fan of fondling warm, slim, firm (with…

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…

Wednesday, a few weeks back, about 2pm. No problem parking here, lot is large, paved, much of it out of sight of street, as is the door in. Going through the door lets…

Swung through SI while I was driving up thru Oregon late Thursday night. The place is a little out of the way but there was plenty of parking and barely anyone in there - a…

This is a great place to spend a couple of hours if you're in the neighborhood. I was passing through town and stopped by to enjoy the local talent. I've been here before…

I went to this club back in March on a Tuesday evening. I got to the club around 8:30 and there were about eight or so girls and just a few other patrons. All in…

Tale of Two Visits First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

Came back for another visit after really enjoying my last visit. Arrived on Saturday night right around midnight. It was definitely busier than when I've been on weekdays, but still wasn't too terrible. Last time…

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in the back; if…

Visited late on a Saturday night. Expected it to be busier than it was. There were maybe 15-20 customers there. No cover but was told to make sure to buy 2+ drinks at the bar…

I found myself in Eugene again for some business and visited this establishment on a Friday afternoon as I had time to kill. It's located just behind the Springfield Inn in an Industrial area. I…

It would be a pity to not get to know yours. That was my thought when I came through the door at SI, and saw Opal* dancing on stage. Good size nipples on perfect perky…

Been here a few times and never regret it. It won't be the mind blowing out of this world experience of next level babes or anything, but it's a solid place with very nice staff…

It’s been a while, wife had other plans, and I’ve been looking forward to some time out from real life. Time in a place where ogling and fondling are standard, where a sweet illusion…

Club layout hasn’t changed at all. Still haven’t been in the Champagne rooms because they seem pointless judging by the mileage at this club. Right after getting my usual drink and sitting down I was approached…

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm. Just inside door, on the left is the DJ…

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many cars…

Another trip to SI. Nothing has changed as far as the club layout. This time I went directly to the bar to order a drink so that nobody would approach me about it this time…

First time visit here. As far as this state goes, I have a pretty limited experience having only gone to Club Rouge & Firehouse Cabaret before, which are two of the most opposite clubs you…

Went to sweet illusions, my local fave! Arrived around 5pm after work, sat off the stage to admire the rotation. First couple of dancers didn’t really interest me, but there was one a few tables…