Reviews

The great Covid titty drought ended for me in a wonderful manner Saturday. Put on a mask and walked into Sweet Illusions about 3PM. There stood the owner/manager, ask the source I thought.…

This is one of my favorite clubs because the women are beautiful, enough of them are friendly, and the lapdance/VIP rooms are well laid out. At any given time SI has 6-10 dancers even when they…

Stopped by here on a visit to Oregon. The club appears to be in a safe area. There is a parking lot that pretty much surrounds the building. I went inside.…

I wonder about the future of clubs. Sweet Illusions has been my favorite club, of the five in my area. It’s the closest, barely two miles away, and I’ve always, so far, had a good…

First time visit while in town for a week. Busy inside but the primary lighting comes from some orange/red neon lights and the video poker machines. Gave it a strange science fiction kind of glow…

This review covers a couple recent visits, a Friday afternoon a few weeks back, then a short visit to SI on a recent Saturday. I was hoping to see my current favorite; she had…

About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a little.…

I've been to SI several times and each time it's much the same and yet a little different. What remains the same are the prices, and the physical club. What seems to constantly change is…

Recently had a chance to try out Sweet Illusions on a Saturday afternoon, my 1st weekend visit; previous visits (& reviews) have been weekday afternoons. Venue: Can’t miss it going east on the main drag…

Was in the Springfield/Eugene area and decided to try Sweet Illusions. I used to come down here to another club that closed about a year or so ago. Can't recall the name.…

I was in town on a visit and having read about the other clubs on TUSCL, this one seemed to be a good bet for a good time. I got there at about 9:15 pm.…

Pulled into Sweet Illusions approx 3:30pm on a recent Friday. About half of their ample free parking is around back, mostly out of sight of traffic. Maybe 25 cars in lot, busiest I’ve…

This was my third visit over the past 9 months. The atmosphere is very friendly and there is no cover. On my first visit I got numerous consecutive lap dances from a…

I find myself in the area for work on occasion and have learned to make this place a regular stop when I am. I've enjoyed the day shift here before on weekdays but this was…

Based on the reviews, I stopped by on my way through town and I wasn't disappointed. The club isn't in the best area of town but once I parked, I felt pretty safe.…

I've become an infrequent regular here now. I've only been during the afternoons so I can't speak for nights. There are always at least a couple (if not more) beautiful ladies working on various weekdays.…

Slept in on MLK day; my office was closed, but wife's was not. So with just a couple of errands, and a short honey-do list, it seemed like a good day for a club…

I'm an old regular at this club, and it seen it go through some transitions. Right now it's going through another. I can't speak for the evening crowd as I prefer afternoon visits.…

I've read and heard great things about SI in the past and I've dropped in twice before in the evening but couldn't see what the fuss was about. I'm in the area every few weeks…

It just a brick cube on the outside but since you get in they have 1 stage and probably 8-10 girls working. All of college age with the school so close by. Very friendly and…

'Twas a Wednesday afternoon, hot, sunny day, early Sept. Had a bit of time for a visit after a quick errand. But the errand took forever, got stuck in construction traffic, now barely…

I had a sweet time in Springfield. The dancers ranged from 18 to maybe 30; I didn't see any that looked obviously older. In bod and looks, lots of 8s and 9s. A couple of…

I'm not going to go in to the physical club it self, the other reviews accurately describe the club. The bartender was amazing! Not only one of the best looking girls in the place, but…

What others have written is true, this is a congenial, unpretentious place with a very chill atmosphere. The girls uniformly appeared to be happy to be there. The handful that I chatted with…

You can't miss this club, bright pink facade and right off a main thoroughfare. Easy parking access off the road and on site to the building. Wasn't full when I arrived around 5. There were…