Reviews

Was in Eugene for a Ducks basketball game, so I thought I'd stop by SI before the game. Planning to swing in after the game too. The place is in a decent enough area. The parking…

Catch your attention? Sure did mine when stripper ‘Vixen*’ said this. Read on. Stopped in Sweet Illusions couple Sundays ago, about 1PM. 8 dancers were on the roster board, a 9th…

Stopped in Sweet Illusions last Sunday afternoon, about 2PM. Opening the door lets in a blast of light, which brightly illuminated Amber* dancing on stage. The on-duty neurons in my visual cortex shout…

I was in the area and dropped by to enjoy a late evening with some beautiful young ladies. My last visit here was pre-covid and it's just as laid back as before. Other…

After Thanksgiving, about 2PM. As soon as I walked thru the door, I liked what I saw. Star* was just getting on stage; curvy, hourglass figure, delightful looking B/C cups, legs, ass, smooth…

Visited my favorite Eugene area club while I was passing through town. Did not have a lot of time and made a stupid decision with a ROB. Then it got better. Free parking, no troll, $8…

I was traveling through town on a Saturday night and pre-planned a visit to Sweet Illusions based on other reviews here. Seemed like the best option in the Eugene/Springfield area. Couldn’t get an Uber all…

My first post-lockdown visit to Sweet Illusions, and it's mostly the same. Drinks reasonably priced (I was pre-lubricated so bought a soft drink for a few dollars). Free parking, no cover. It's Springfield, Oregon for…

My second time at SI (I don't live in the vicinity), but I'm glad I took some time off the road to stop in again. Like others have indicated, this is a happy place.…

The great Covid titty drought ended for me in a wonderful manner Saturday. Put on a mask and walked into Sweet Illusions about 3PM. There stood the owner/manager, ask the source I thought.…

This is one of my favorite clubs because the women are beautiful, enough of them are friendly, and the lapdance/VIP rooms are well laid out. At any given time SI has 6-10 dancers even when they…

Stopped by here on a visit to Oregon. The club appears to be in a safe area. There is a parking lot that pretty much surrounds the building. I went inside.…

I wonder about the future of clubs. Sweet Illusions has been my favorite club, of the five in my area. It’s the closest, barely two miles away, and I’ve always, so far, had a good…

First time visit while in town for a week. Busy inside but the primary lighting comes from some orange/red neon lights and the video poker machines. Gave it a strange science fiction kind of glow…

This review covers a couple recent visits, a Friday afternoon a few weeks back, then a short visit to SI on a recent Saturday. I was hoping to see my current favorite; she had…

About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a little.…

I've been to SI several times and each time it's much the same and yet a little different. What remains the same are the prices, and the physical club. What seems to constantly change is…

Recently had a chance to try out Sweet Illusions on a Saturday afternoon, my 1st weekend visit; previous visits (& reviews) have been weekday afternoons. Venue: Can’t miss it going east on the main drag…

Was in the Springfield/Eugene area and decided to try Sweet Illusions. I used to come down here to another club that closed about a year or so ago. Can't recall the name.…

I was in town on a visit and having read about the other clubs on TUSCL, this one seemed to be a good bet for a good time. I got there at about 9:15 pm.…

Pulled into Sweet Illusions approx 3:30pm on a recent Friday. About half of their ample free parking is around back, mostly out of sight of traffic. Maybe 25 cars in lot, busiest I’ve…

This was my third visit over the past 9 months. The atmosphere is very friendly and there is no cover. On my first visit I got numerous consecutive lap dances from a…

I find myself in the area for work on occasion and have learned to make this place a regular stop when I am. I've enjoyed the day shift here before on weekdays but this was…

Based on the reviews, I stopped by on my way through town and I wasn't disappointed. The club isn't in the best area of town but once I parked, I felt pretty safe.…

I've become an infrequent regular here now. I've only been during the afternoons so I can't speak for nights. There are always at least a couple (if not more) beautiful ladies working on various weekdays.…