Reviews

I've been here occasionally over maybe 5 years, and typically I'm reminded that Sweet Illusions is one of my favorite strip clubs in Oregon. For me it's consistently good value and fun.

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I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the heavenly…

This was my home club for a very long time, but I have since moved across the country. I’m still in contact with some of the girls who work there, so I stopped in during…

Stopped by for a few hours on a Saturday. Very near a college town (Eugene), so I had high hopes for the talent. It appears to be in a pretty reasonable, semi-industrial neighborhood. It was…

Swung by on a Sunday afternoon to relax, have a beer, see some great pole dancing and enjoy some laps.

As soon as I entered, there's a dj on the left and a black light dancer…

Sunday afternoon last, looking for some fun. Now, I admit I’m easy. I don’t need extras of any kind, or long deep conversations, or mutual drinking. Just give me a bunch of…

It's Thursday night, around 9 PM, and I find myself back at the club. It's been a while since my last visit. There's a slight drizzle outside, but inside, the club still has that arid,…

Springfield, OR. Saturday night. Area seems fine. Coming here there must've been a big concert or something that just let out near OU home of the Ducks so some traffic. Area around here is fine,…

Don't know how many times I need to learn the lesson, but the general strip club axiom remains; don't go for the hottest one, the better choice is the 7/10.

So I guess you'd call…

First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers. All of them…

So since I happen to live in an area with no clubs, this is probably the closest thing I have to a "home" club. I've reviewed it in the past, but since the old owner…

Probably the same day as Mr Johnson visited the club.
I came to see her. She was the first girl I danced with in this club. Over the past month, I visited the club often. After…