Archibald's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

I stopped in last on a Wednesday in December. When entering I paid the $10 cover to the girl in the vestibule and found a seat in the main bar room which is below...

Stopped into Archibalds during a work trip and the cover at the door was the first strike. Inside the facility was nice. Just a long bar but lots of open seating. Two small stages...

I stopped in a week before the holiday. The cover was $10. Unfortunately, the usual door girl wasn’t there. When I came in I immediately saw a girl I knew and she immediately sat...

Stopped in on a rainy Monday afternoon for a beer. I knew that clubs in DC had very strict tules and Archibalds is no exception. There weren’t many dancers working and I didn’t have...

I went in around 3pm on a Wednesday. The place was relatively quiet, with four dancers doing a rotation on the main 'stage,' which is just a small platform surrounded by mirrors. 2...

went on a whim to while away a slow work day with a late lunch and wine. burger was great, just missed the lunch specials unfortunately. wine was pricey, but hey what do you...

Normally the first floor is open but on this night only the second floor was doing business. This floor is a has been refurbished with nice carpeting and chairs but it set up...

So I've been coming here for over a decade. Dancers have come and gone, but it's always been consistent...good looking women, without too much silicone or fake Barbi doll types. It's never been a...

I was visiting DC for a business trip and decided to hit up Archibald's on a Wednesday evening. Cover was $10 and came with a wristband which allows the customer to enter and exit...

DC rules are no touching, so I didn’t expect much. Main club is a long bar with two poles going behind it. Girls troll the bar for tips after sets. Bartenders are pretty hot...

I stopped in this past week on a Wednesday evening. The club has switched to opening at 4pm. It seems like there is not much point to arriving before 7pm as there are only...

Came here on a Saturday night with a group of friends. Girls were amazing, mixed, easily will find what you are looking for. Great dances on the stages and girls constantly come by to...

Boobs, Beers, and Burger ! My last visit to this club was in 1988, but I remember it as though it were yesterday. Picture this: MD Northern concrete jungle early afternoon, looking for...

As you know, DC law does not allow lap dances. So this is one of those clubs who keep on changing their operations to make money. I had been to this club before, ok time...

The Club Out drinking with a couple friends and decided to hit up Archibald's since none of us had ever been. $10 cover at the door, which seemed reasonable. I think this is the highest...

For clubs in DC, it might be the best. Plenty of room, not crowded, and about 10 women that were ALL good looking with variety of shapes (slim, busty, athletic, curves etc.). But, $300...

Even though I know from past experience that DC is a lame strip club town I found myself again at Archibalds. Bartenders are hot. Almost outrageously so. Dancers too are pretty hot. The lack...

Used to be quite a regular here. Even given DC's rules it was a decent place to hang out with friends, have an over priced drink, and see some attractive naked ladies. On the...

I don’t know why I keep coming back to this place but when DC there is nothing else to do! Overall the Club is clean and well run. The cover is only $10 and...

So I had some free time on a Wednesday afternoon to once again visit this place. No cover during the day. I don’t know why I do this to myself over and over again....

First off $10 cover is okay when this club does not make you order a drink. This is the only place that closes at 4am in DC, so this is a spot to relax...

Headed back to Archibald’s the other day just after 5pm. I’ve been here a few times before but this was the latest I’ve stopped by. There were two dancers on the stage, two more...

I mean, what else can you expect from a club in DC? I was in town and had been to Camelot before, so I decided to check out Archibalds. I prefer it over Camelot...

Dingy and sterile at the same time. A hard balance to pull off. The dancers were lazy and maybe in altered states. The bathroom was a mess. The music was intrusively loud. The management...

Of course, in DC, upscale only means more expensive, not more fun. Near some classy hotels in a nice neighborhood, this place seemed to be frequented by a high-end (read: suits and grey hair)...