Ehh

DC rules are no touching, so I didn’t expect much. Main club is a long bar with two poles going behind it. Girls troll the bar for tips after sets.

Bartenders are pretty hot but don’t dance. Dancers go from 4-8 - lots of tats, no bush, some don’t even get nude on third song.

One thick WG came by and offered VIP upstairs. Started at $300 for 15 with a bottle and “non-sexual touching”. I asked. Apparently it means “I won’t jerk you off.”