Reviews

I was taken here for a surprise party. There are lots of women and it usually takes about 2 hours to see all of them. Time flew by. They close about 3am. The drinks…

This place always does well for me. Aside from the fact that it is a DC bar it is a consistent winner. Most of the girls are drop dead hot. They seem to keep a…

Archibalds is one of a handful of downtown D.C. strip clubs. Until recently, there were really only three, and Archibalds was the middle-class option. I spent a lot of time there some years…

Archibald's is a fun place to kill a couple of hours, once your expectations are calibrated. As noted by many others, D.C. strip club rules are very stringent. As a 20-year resident, new…

Working in DC this has been my regular place. Dancers are usually good quality...but it's all look and don't touch and they tend to avoid getting gynecological in their dancing...try to keep it somewhat…

I ended up at Archibald's after a lunch meeting in DC. Doorman re-iterated no touching and no cell phones/pictures. Karen was my bar tender and was very friendly and helpful. She was wearing a teenage…

I still can't understand the DC rules where you can not touch a dancer at all! I walked in around 10pm on a Thursday and there was a decent crowd with about 7 dancers…

Ahhh DC..why oh why are your strip club rules so..ruley. Came here after a night out with a couple of friends. Your typical DC rules - nude but no contact lap dances of any sort…

First time at DC strip club, which is an odd experience (nude but no physical contact). My experience here was fairly positive, even if not like a normal club experience. Food was good but expensive.…

This was my first time at this club. I have been to DC clubs before, so I knew about the DC rules. I enjoyed this club. The dancers were beautiful with Great bodies, and very…

Was in DC on business for the week, had some time so decided to check this place out. Went in the afternoon. Even though there is no cover charge, just know there are some dudes…

In town on business, so I thought I would check it out. The dancers were of varying age and ethnicity. Several of them were from former Soviet nations. The dc laws are…

Had some friends in town and tried to go to Camelot, but it was shut down for a "private event" (which the bouncers told us "off the record" was one of the local sports teams…

Plus - all nude and full bar Con - no touching or lap dances. Place is tiny, might even be a fire hazard. Walk up, show my ID and am advised by a rather large gentleman from…

I'll keep with tradition and mention that D.C. doesn't allow lap dances by law. So if you can get past that, Archibald's is probably one of the better places to go. Dark, 2 stages down…

Archibald's is one of a very few strip clubs in Washington DC. The city has peculiar rules regarding these establishments, where they let them have full bars and totally nude dancers, but absolutely NO…

When I walked in I went into the basement, however as others have maybe mentioned there is also an upstairs. Eddy's I think. There were two dancers always going downstairs and one upstairs. I checked…

As I am sure you are all aware from the previous reviews, this club is strictly hands-off. I know one or two reviewers have speculated that "extras" might be available OTC or whatever, but…

Following a series of business meetings in DC, I went to Archibald's for lunch with a view. As described in other reviews, this club is a long narrow room with a bar on the…

Went on a Tuesday night after checking out Camelot nearby. Archibald's was much better. First, Archibald's has two women dancing in the same room at all times. Second, the women at Archibald's were better looking…

This what DC would like all strip clubs to be. Just look and don't touch. When I first started going it was just okay. The dancers are cute enough but I prefer a little meat…

This place has gone down hill in the last year. I heard the owners so is managing now and has made some staff changes. New bouncers are dicks and start your visit off…

As luck would have it, I was staying at the St. Regis Hitel, right around the corset from Archies'. I just had to pay it a visit. First impressions were that it is tiny. Strange…

Dc clubs just a warning no touching and no lapdancing. There may be some of that going on but officially no. Archibald is right near Camelot and has a similar style. There are 2 stages…

Was there on a Saturday night. Their website is wrong - open only after 7PM on Saturday. Absolutely no touching (you are warned upon entering the bar). Two stages - continuous dancing; dancer is all…