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Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
“What’s a nice girl like you ...”
reviewed by
Roadworrier

5.7

I should really not like this place. And in most ways it really does suck. The bouncer asked for ID and read the riot act before I entered. DC allows no lap dances.…

review
published 7 yrs ago
This is not Vegas.
reviewed by
JB26

4.3

This place seems to be trying to reinvent itself, which is fine, but they're trying to be something they aren't. I will always tip girls and buy drinks, and lap dances too but in…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Is there a good seat here?
reviewed by
Blay

6.7

If you have been here, then you have probably noticed the majority of the seats are at the bar. The place is about 20' wide X about 60' deep. Sort of a narrow long dive…

review
published 7 yrs ago
D.C. Itch
reviewed by
apbtfb27

7.7

For some reason when I get to DC I get the itch. It is the worst city to go clubs but I seem to always end up in one. Walked in and there…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Searching for an Identity
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

8.0

So anyone reading this knows the DC no touch rules, so no need to talk about that. Archibald's seems to be trying to figure out its place among the DC clubs. They're trying to cater…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Latina Invasion
reviewed by
NavelObserver

6.3

I've noticed an increase in Latina dancers here over the past few months. But tonight it was almost all Latina. There were only two non-Latina dancers. The invasion explains why there is almost…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Maybe it was down time?
reviewed by
JB26

5.0

Went early on a recent Sunday evening. Seems like they've updated the place since I last went. Definitely feels a little nicer. Maybe the carpet, stage, or lighting, but same layout; bar…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Not bad for no touching

8.3

I visited this place on a Sunday at about 11:30, walked out a little after 1. No cover, which is nice. Their website says there is a drink minimum, but no one made me buy…

review
published 8 yrs ago
YMMV
reviewed by
CaptKangaroo

8.0

Well, by now anyone reading a review knows DC's no touch rules, so no need to go there. Now, I have been coming here for a couple of decades now, at time being very much…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Hey Arch, NICE IMPROVEMENTS! And I...
reviewed by
Tray______5

6.3

Hey Arch, NICE IMPROVEMENTS! And I aint just talking about the girls....seriously, the new furniture upstairs and downstairs is real swanky VIP for real. Drinks were stiff, food was hot, dancers were sexy, music…

review
published 8 yrs ago
St. Patrick's Day
reviewed by
brolic

7.0

All scores based on this being a DC club, which means that it isn't as good as most other cities. But, decent time late on Saint Patrick's Day. Club was full, but not too full.…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Pretensions of Grandieur
reviewed by
NavelObserver

4.7

Archibalds has been making changes to its business model and it is all geared toward taking advantage of big spenders. This of course makes no sense in DC where lapdancing and touching is outlawed.…