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review
15 years ago
The Palace is an interesting place....
The Palace is an interesting place. There have been times I have decided to swear off ever visiting again, and then there have been times that I have had far better times than any...
foxblocker
Florida
review
15 years ago
It just makes no sense that...
It just makes no sense that they cannot draw significantly better talent in the Royal Palace. It is anything but Royal. Seedy, dark which makes sense when you see the majority of the staff....
Georgewalker
Maryland
review
16 years ago
I stopped by here the other...
I stopped by here the other night, and expected the worst. As it turns out, there are some redeeming qualities about the Royal Palace: 1) It's all nude, and the girls are shy...
wildguydujour
review
16 years ago
Very unattractive women. I had heard...
Very unattractive women. I had heard some attractive women who had been fired by other clubs for character issues were working here now but there was noone dancing I found attractive. Some downright...
JackOlantern
review
16 years ago
A couple years ago, I haunted...
A couple years ago, I haunted this place fairly frequently. It was the only place in DC that would remotely approach the Baltimore Block experience. Then they cracked down...as if there are no problems...
blockbird
Maryland
review
16 years ago
Funny place the RP. I've been...
Funny place the RP. I've been a regular there for years off and on. Suppose because I live the neighborhood. I agree with some of the other posts, some of those girls are way...
cityguy123
review
16 years ago
Visited the RP for the first...
Visited the RP for the first time on a Saturday night in November at 7:45 PM. No cover charge and a very small crowd (about 6-8 customers). Beer was $7.50. One main stage and...
levon3
South Carolina
review
16 years ago
First - the good news: the...
First - the good news: the place is clean, they give you some free munchies, and the waitress is friendly, doesn't steal from you and can actually speak English. Which is all fine...
deaddog
review
16 years ago
Well, it had been well over...
Well, it had been well over 2 years since I stopped in at the Royal Palace, so I figured I should check it out when I was in the area. The mgt seems...
RomanHans
review
16 years ago
If you put a better engine...
If you put a better engine in a Chevy Nova, you're still driving a Chevy Nova. RP's made a game effort of improving things, but they're still the ol' RP. Dropped by on a...
dankwanker
Arizona
review
16 years ago
I've been to this place several...
I've been to this place several times in the past couple of years. It used to be very run-down, but several changes had been made the last time I visited, July 2008. It's dark...
NoVACommuter
review
16 years ago
I used to really enjoy this...
I used to really enjoy this club but I think lately it has gone down hill. They don't have nearly enough dancers and most of them are not very attractive but that can be...
charliegem
review
16 years ago
Well, they've added a few new...
Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is downscale but perhaps the most...
JackOlantern
review
16 years ago
Avoid this place like the plague!...
Avoid this place like the plague! It had been shut down for a couple of weeks (am a bit light on the DC criminal code, so am sure for what - unless displaying...
deaddog
review
16 years ago
Seeing as how the Royal Palace...
Seeing as how the Royal Palace was the first strip club I ever went in, and that I've been in there a couple dozen times over the last 25 years, I have a fondness...
nonahcub
review
16 years ago
I hadn't been in the RP...
I hadn't been in the RP for a while, and tonight's visit reminded me why. First though, the good: a very laid-back attitude and biggest bang-for-a-buck in the 3 or 4 places I've...
TimC
review
17 years ago
Stopped by the R.P. on a...
Stopped by the R.P. on a recent Saturday night. Overall the talent wasn't bad, mostly 5's and 6's. It looks like they've picked up some of the dancers that were at JP's...
ericgoud
review
17 years ago
Wandered in late afternoon last week...
Wandered in late afternoon last week and was actually favorably impressed.. they had 6 or 7 gals working the stages, and they were 6 through 9's. I had no problem getting attention...
wildguydujour
review
17 years ago
Got a hard sell to end...
Got a hard sell to end hard sells here but was ready for it thanks to TUSCL...gentlemen beware. A very pretty sista with a nice fake rack asks me to buy her a drink,...
OProfessor
review
17 years ago
To call it a downmarket solution...
To call it a downmarket solution is giving it a bit too much credit. Dimly lit with a stage in the center of the place and a small second stage off to the side....
dankwanker
Arizona
review
17 years ago
I'm an optimist, but this place...
I'm an optimist, but this place keeps on going downhill, so I may just have to blow it off. Time before last, I waited so long for a drink that I gave up...
deaddog
review
17 years ago
Absolutely awful. Stopped in here during...
Absolutely awful. Stopped in here during a recent business trip to Washington. The drinks are horribly expensive. One very cute dancer stopped by to talk with me. After getting me to keep buying her...
Ace73
review
17 years ago
I stopped in after work a...
I stopped in after work a few weeks back. The good news..there are two or three major hotties there now...a couple bruisers also, as usual, but it's nice to have some eye candy...
blockbird
Maryland
review
17 years ago
Stopped by late on a Saturday...
Stopped by late on a Saturday night, the place was pretty crowded but plenty of room to grab a seat at the rail. This was my first time here and overall it wasn't...
ericgoud
review
17 years ago
keep in mind, this rating is...
keep in mind, this rating is relative to DC clubs. You need to divide any DC ratings in half to compare it to s "normal" area for titty bars. With that said, I had...
Georgewalker
Maryland