Got a hard sell to end...

Got a hard sell to end hard sells here but was ready for it thanks to TUSCL...gentlemen beware. A very pretty sista with a nice fake rack asks me to buy her a drink, and is a little miffed that I know they are $20 (actually $18). I figure this might be entertaining and go along. I hand her $20 and she tells me she wants a double and it will be $40. I go to grab the first $20 out of her hand but she has a death grip on it and won't let go, so I say fine, go get a regular drink. She goes to the bar and comes back without it, so I ask where it is and she says it was a shot and she drank it at the bar. I realize she just pocketed the $20 and didn't buy the drink, which is fine by me, I'm not the one with the drink quota! She then invites me to start tipping her in strategic locations so I whip out a $1 bill, and she informs me I can only tip with $20 bills "because that's what everyone does." Sure! I decline this honor despite repeated badgering, and then she insists on giving me her number (which I tossed) saying we can go out to dinner. I can guess how that would turn out...large expenses on my part followed by her departure before any after-dinner activities can commence. I did enjoy the encounter and will enjoy the next one with her at $0 even more.

The other girls were mostly but not all somewhat overweight, generally looking like they swallowed a basketball. They are friendlier than at other DC clubs as they hustle their $20 girl drinks. A real assortment, white, black, hispanic, Brazilian. Just hang onto your wallet.