Royal Palace
Closed
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009

First - the good news: the...

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deaddog
Oct 12, 2008, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

First - the good news: the place is clean, they give you some free munchies, and the waitress is friendly, doesn't steal from you and can actually speak English. Which is all fine for a bar, but - if that's all there is - lacking for a titty joint.

The gals - only two who actually dancer, were both youngish for this place(<35), had the tits that God gave them. Unfortunately, he wasn't all too generous in eiterh quantity or quality, and those puppies have headed South with the years. They also gave them well endowed (meaning big) butts and flbby thunder thghs.

And some mixed news: the girls didn't try to shake me down after the dance. I suspect that was because my Spanish is non-existent. I was the only (of 10ish) customers who wasn't ESL.

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