Royal Palace
Closed
1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009

I'm an optimist, but this place...

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deaddog
Jan 21, 2008, 12:00 AM
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I'm an optimist, but this place keeps on going downhill, so I may just have to blow it off. Time before last, I waited so long for a drink that I gave up and left before the waitress got off her big butt and deigned to wander over from the bar where she was doing God-knows-what. What really scared me off was the selection (four downstairs) of very large Hispanic fems. An interesting selection of bad C-sections. All natural titties was the only good thing I can say.

The last time, there was a similar, though somewhat different, selection of (probably) illegal aliens working the floor and wandering around the dance floor waiting to get down and work the customers, who for reasons I couldn't understand buy them expensive fake champagne.

One (and only one) good thing about this place is that for your dollar these girls display everything they have up to the tonsils.

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