To call it a downmarket solution...

To call it a downmarket solution is giving it a bit too much credit. Dimly lit with a stage in the center of the place and a small second stage off to the side. The dancers... well, let's just say that most have seen better days. The dances are a little more down 'n' dirty on stage than you'd see at Camelot, for example, but it's all still air. I prefer the classed-up joints more, but there are those that like to play on the seamier side. (Caveat: it's a DC club. Not a lotta going on here in terms of laps, etc). Here's your spot.