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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Reviews

review
published 5 yrs ago
Shit Crystals
reviewed by
Muddy

3.3

Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have even walked in.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Crystal
reviewed by
juanpaul

6.3

This bar is a real hole in the wall- A total Dive bar! no girls were dancing, only a few mature girls sitting at the bar with various customers. The girls here are a bit…

review
published 6 yrs ago
No change the girls just got older
reviewed by
Firs

1.7

Long day, was looking to relax. I went there not knowing how dead it was. Did not have the fun i wanted. The dancers are all older. Very pushy, the bartender…

review
published 6 yrs ago
REUNION
reviewed by
prinzy

7.3

This location features it's own parking lot in front & is a stand alone building. Upon entry, there is a long bar on the right & a stage on the left with no one dancing.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON REUNION
reviewed by
prinzy

5.7

This location has it's own parking lot in front & in the rear. Upon entering there is a stage on the left (which no one uses) and a long straight bar on the right. There…

review
published 7 yrs ago
same old place and mostly same tired dancers
reviewed by
zappa714

3.0

so I wandered into the Crystal on a whim for the 1st time in about 10 years. Guy at the door said $10 admission and i was shocked by the admission charge as when I…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Same old Same old
reviewed by
qman54

5.0

I used to live in the same county that this place was in so I used to visit from time to time. I've since moved away and hadn't been here for more than about 4-5…

review
published 7 yrs ago
back to normal for this place
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

5.7

place was renovated several months ago. so the space is new and clean. nothing has changed with the dancers. same girls for years. I hoped that along with renovating the space…

review
published 7 yrs ago
WOW!!!
reviewed by
borgmort

3.7

Walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was immediately approached by a...let's say...mature lady. She wasn't bad looking at all. In fact I would say she was a GILF.…

review
published 7 yrs ago
You can’t polish a turd..
reviewed by
Thebigtuna2017

3.7

I was curious about the renovations and tried this establishment out again last Friday night around 11pm. The exterior looked exactly the same so my expectations walking in were very low. To their credit, it…

review
published 7 yrs ago
total renovation but not all for the best
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

5.0

This place was complete dive. Never renovated in 30 years. All that changed. Everything inside from the toilets to the stage is new. New clean floor, new clean chairs, new clean…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Where Old Strippers go to Die?
reviewed by
froggger84

3.0

Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive or under the…